Novel & Cerita Nerdy Funny Quotes

“I would have felt it! I would have known!” Ursula cackled grimly, and her silver teeth curved into a wicked grin. A spooky light around her grew brighter and brighter, accompanied by long twisting shadows behind her. “Foolish little wolf,” she sneered, tilting her head mockingly. “Do you think the bond between mates is unbreakable? That it can’t be hidden?” She giggled wryly, a piercing, empty sound that rang out for miles. “You overestimate yourself, child. You were never going to feel it, never while he ensured you wouldn't.”

You helped me out ! “Hey there nerd !” * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

As he doubles over, clapping his hands together while tears well up in his eyes, Trey and I exchange a confused glance. "Ohhh, I'm sorry... I'm so sorry!" Jesse wheezes, wiping a stray tear from his cheek with his pinky finger as he straightens up. "That was just... hands down the funniest thing I've heard all week! Thanks so much for the laugh, big guy!"

she really snores bad. I can vividly remember the first time we shared a bed ,not even burying my head deep under the pillows could stop her monstorous snore from terrorising me. They are just like gamma particles ,able to penetrate every thing. "Part of the reasons ." I smlie softly at him ,plugging my headset to my phone. Scrolling through my playlist,I play one of my favourite music. The box ,by Roddyrich. People often say I have a weird taste in music.

He says with a sigh. "And yogurt and biscuits and-" "Goddess, what did I do to deserve this?" He says with his hands in the air. I laugh and hug him from the back. "You love me." I say with a smirk. "That I do." He says rubbing my arms. "Well, if you didn't know, I love you too." I say and stand on a bar stool to reach his height. "Now, kiss me like you miss me." I say quoting 'Deadpool' and he chuckles but kisses me anyway.

I almost growled at their annoying happy faces. I think I need a tap on my back for all the holding back I did for that Arche. That kid is wildly sipping on my nerves. "You look stressed." Mom said as she puts milk on my cereal. "School," I simply say. "Being a nerd is taking its toll on me." "That only makes your life more interesting, honey" Mom replies. I roll my eyes and talk about how good she is to 'console' me. Of course, I am sarcastic.

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Nerds. They make the world go around, but jesus fucking christ they're so annoying. My neighbor is one of them, and he's everything you're imagining. Gawky, scrawny, glasses, socially retarded as fuck. I once saw him say 'hello' to the mailman. He's not there to make conversation, dude, he's just doing his job. But we need them. Honest to god, I wish we didn't. There's nothing more humiliating than going to someone like Brian to ask him for help, especially when you're someone like me.

I find myself saying before I can stop myself. Tyler looks at me,a smirk evident on his face as he opens his mouth, "Get used to it,nerd" he says. "I'm not a nerd!" I tell him. "That's what all nerds say" he shrugs as he takes more gulps from the bottle. "Well I'm not one of them,why would you even think that?" I ask, feeling offended. I hate when people call me a nerd. "Because you're a nerd. End of discussion" He says,pulling his body off the fridge. He opens the fridge and places the nearly empty bottle back into the fridge.