Nerdy Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

It was loud and real, the kind of laugh that loosens something genuinely tight in your chest and makes you feel lighter than you have any right to feel. "You know what's funny though?" I said, wiping carefully at the corner of my eye so I didn't destroy the liner. "When I was riding his dick, he didn't seem to think I was a nerd at all, so Imma let that asshole see what the nerd does next!" Jody pointed both hands at me. "That is exactly the energy! Go out there and remind every single person in that school who you are!" "Come with me," I said, grabbing my bag.

he sent back. "No....." she sent playfully, adding an angel emoji to the message. "Nice," he replied. "I'm getting' in that thing next. Have a gropey day at the titty factory, buttslut." "Thanks!" she sent. Kenny always seemed to know how to cheer her up, and his banter had done just that. **

Rory rolls his eye, but still smile, “Mi dispiace di essere uno stupido moccioso (I'm sorry for being a stupid brat,) I don't know what to do now.” “You can start by not dying, can you do that?” He nods, and a small smile forms at the corner of Keenan's mouth, “I love you.” “I know you do,” he replies, and Rory's hand ruffles his hair. “Why did God have to make you a man?” he teases with his sense of humour Keenan always refer to as ridiculous. Keenan slaps his hand away from his hair, Rory always finds a way to ruin a good moment. “So a man whore like you would never have a chance.” and Keenan gives him the usual reply.

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

Then I realized he was referring to Zen. "What about him, Noah?" "You know, sometimes the Knight in Shining armour is actually a retard in tin foil," he quoted some random quote and I stifled my laughter. "You opened my eyes Noah, thank you!" "Your very welcome," he remarked and I threw my head back and laughed hysterically like he had cracked some joke. I barely had any control over my actions because my head was spinning wildly. "I guess you don't like Zen?" I teased and he grunted some profanities under his breath.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

I narrated with a croaky voice that definitely made me sound like a homicidal maniac. Billy's eyes opened wide as he stared at me catatonically. "Please stop!" He pleaded in fear. I laughed hard as I knew that I'd gotten him good. He sneered at me contemptuously as I mocked his discomfort. "It's not funny..." He protested. "Actually it is... Maybe you're just too nerdy, that's why your brain can't process dark humor." I shot at him. Proud of myself for successfully terrorizing him, I turned the chair around and leaned back while I watched him.

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

I yelled shoving the books. "Like dude! Who can solve this?" Jack threw his hands in exasperation. "You guys are lazy, see I'm done with mine." Nathan said showing us his complete work. "I never knew you were a nerdy bastard." I said. "I'm not, I just happen to study S-T-U-D-Y." He spelt. "We're not dumb okay? No need to spell it idiot." Jack rolled his eyes. "Then solve it Mr we're not dumb." Nathan chuckled with his fingers as quotation signs.