Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Besides your mom will kill us for it. And if she doesn't kill us, your dad will.” “I say we pick Isaac,” Martin chipped in. Jessica shot a glare his way, and he raised his shoulders. “What? I'm just throwing ideas.” Martin looked to Bankole, who warned him with a stern look. “Fine.” “That aside, I've been thinking,” Jessica began saying. “What's the best way to get a fresh nerd? I've exhausted all my ideas and google isn't coming up with anything good.” She waved her phone in the air “Are you talking about getting at that new girl...” Martin snapped his fingers at them as he tried to remember.

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

Why the hell am I going to throw some pick-up lines? “Tricycle ka ba?” Someone cleared their throat habang nag koru ang mga kasama ko sa isang ‘Ohh!’. Takang hinanap ko ng tingin si Donna. Her expression was epic, half amused and halfed scared. Hindi ko maipaliwanag ang kaba. May ginawa na naman akong kahihiyan? “No.” S***a, Gen. I gasped, my eyes widened with disbelief when my gaze landed in Prince Liam’s direction. All serious while holding the mic. P**a, self. You just asked the most inappropriate pick-up lines of the most respected man in the country. His Royal Highness Prince Liam.

We all laughed as I raised my glass at him, and we clinked, taking the shots together. Bella: Wait, but you know something crazy? We are kind of in a nerd pandemic. Girls now all of a sudden want and glorify nerd boyfriends. Really! It’s literally everywhere on social media—people making memes about it and girls making wishes to have one. I heard nerds are best lovers and, more importantly, teddy bears outside and beasts in the bed! Yeah, right. Me: Corny! And just on cue, some girl who looked kind of older approached Aaron, whispering something in his ear and gaining a smile from him.

"What? You think I don't mean it?" "I think pick-up lines are just so lame and overrated." I shrugged with yet another sip. Yes, let me get numb. "That's not true. There are some pretty good." "Not there aren't. They're all cheesy and predictable." "No, hear this one: did it hurt? When you fell from-" "-From heaven?" I finished for him and rolled my eyes. "You just proved my point."

He pouted. "I learned them online. Online, they say these are the top pick-up lines that will make your wife happier and love you more." "It turns out they're all lies." Kane sighed in disappointment, hanging his head. Unable to bear seeing him sad, Lani comforted him. "They're great, I like them. I'm just surprised you could come up with such sweet lines." Kane's eyes lit up with delight. "Really? Then I'll say them every day from now on!"

It is obvious why he came and it annoyed me that he will do it knowing that she is with me. “Have we met before?” I scoffed inside at his cliche pick up line. Dude a teenager can do better than this. “I don’t think so,” Kamaria said politely and turned away from the guy to speak to me, effectively dismissing him but he wouldn’t take the hint. He tapped Kamaria on the shoulder to get her attention. “Don’t be like that baby, why don’t you give me your number and we can talk more over a glance of wine, and may be something more,” he flashed her a charming grin that I am sure has gotten him into a lot of girls pants.

Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop Call my baby lollipop Tell you why His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when he does his shaky rockin' dance Man, I haven't got a chance I call him, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop Sweeter than candy on a stick Huckleberry, cherry or lime If you had a choice he'd be your pick But lollipop is mine My eyes are went-wide. Alpha Xavier was laughing so hard. Embarrassed, I shut off the radio and looked outside the window. Closing my eyes, I internally screamed. How embarrassing? Now

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.