Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I say, sighing as she doesn't forget to wink this time too. "Don't you see the reflection of my love for you in my eyes?" She says giving me her puppy eyes. "Ewww, that was the lamest of lame pick up lines you have ever used." The third girl who was earlier called "the satan" comments. "I know." Simy admits confidently as if It's something to be proud of. "Well, everything she says is automatically lame." Tani adds. "I know." The satan girl says. "I'm really-" Simy gets interrupted by the homeroom teacher.

“Borrow for a while, okay?” He looked at me like he thought I was high or something and then he nodded. I watched her. She was alone. Now, I wish I knew some pick-up lines. Or if I did, I knew how to use them effectively! But so far the only things that I could remember hearing around were: ‘Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?’ or ‘I lost my phone number, so can I have yours?’ and ‘If I say you have a wonderful body, will you hold it against me?’

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

"Maybe you'd have a chance if you were a boy." A perverted look crossed his face. "Don't even bother saying it," I hiss. "Fine, but I'll have you know that every part of me is a hundred percent manly." I rolled my eyes. "You know, you impress me Blade. For a second I thought you were one of those goons who go around using cheesy pickup lines." "Pick up lines are for rookies," he responds, "I've mastered the art of charming women altogether, but I do know a few pretty good ones. Wanna hear them sweetling?"

"Why should I help you? What’s in it for me?" "Aside from the fact that it'll be the best sixty seconds of your pathetic life? Nothing." I reached out, my fingers trembling as I grabbed the rough fabric of his hoodie. "Just shut up and let me get this over with." "You look like you're about to vomit," he whispered, his voice dropping to a dangerous vibration. "Is the Ice Queen actually scared of a nerd?" "I’m disgusted, Elias. There’s a difference." "Then show me," he challenged. "Show me how much you hate it."

“What kind?” Leo leaned back like he was about to drop the most outrageous idea. “Pickup line roulette. We take turns embarrassing ourselves.” I laughed. “Again?” “It worked last time. I ended up with a massage and a love confession.” “You’re pushing your luck.” “Am I?” he said, that smug, irresistible grin spreading across his face. “Because I think I’m about to win something even better tonight.” “Try me,” I challenged, resting my chin on my palm.

“Alessandro. He came with flowers and the most boring, cheesy pick-up lines I’ve ever heard. ‘Did you fall from heaven?’ ‘You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.’ I wanted to vomit. I really need to flush all that irritation he brought over me away.” Arnold’s expression darkened for a second, but then a small, knowing smile tugged at his lips. “Ice cream might work better,” he suggested calmly. “Or a long bath. Or we could watch something funny…” I eyed him like he had lost his mind. He kept guessing, completely serious. “Or maybe a walk in the garden? Fresh air helps with…” I couldn’t take it anymore. I punched his chest lightly, frustrated but amused. “I need

"Good, because I did it for you, I bought some youngster crap too, sneakers and shit, figured if I'm gonna be your man, might as well look the part." "Youngster crap? Oh God, you're such a dork show me later, but right now, kiss me like that soap opera line again." I yanked him down, and he obliged, murmuring more cheesy stuff between kisses. "'Oh, my beloved, your lips are the nectar of the gods, drink from me and be forever quenched.'" I giggled into his mouth, but it turned into a moan when he nipped my lip, hands sliding under my bikini top careful, like he was savoring. "Nectar? Quenched? Where'd you get this crap, General Hospital?"

It’s only been a minute but I have more messages in the group chat. COCK TALES Harry- A girl after my own heart <3 Megan- You’re an Incubus asking for dirty drink ideas. The pun was bound to come up eventually. Harry- Can’t argue there. Now, I need ideas. Megan- Pornstar Martini? Megan- French Kiss shot? Megan- Panty Dropper? Harry- Keep 'em coming. I’m making a list. Megan- Screaming orgasm, Blowjob shot, Sex in the Driveway…

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”