Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Hehe, I knew this day would come. The day where you finally realize who you really are, a pathetic, cheap prosthetic!” ‌ “Uh, dude. The word you’re meaning to say is prostitute, I believe,” Ned was unable to hold back his tendency to correct the musclehead. “Geez, good job in killing the mood, bonehead.” ‌ “Shut up! That was just a typo, and everyone makes typo these days! Stop being so judgmental, four eyes!” yelled Niels right in front of Ned’s face. “Stop being so uptight with your butt!” ‌ Ned rolled his eyes. “First and foremost, just because I’m nerdy and geeky doesn’t mean I’m wearing glasses, pal. You have eyes and you can see me not wearing any, it’s not like you’re reading a novel

He doesn’t sound stuffy. “Then...you don’t want to talk about what happened?” I shake my head at first, before realizing he can’t see me. “…No. Just…talk, pleassse?” “…Hah. What am I, a radio?” “Yesss.” “Pfft. Of all the ways I could be objectified, you sure have a strange way of doing it.” “Mmh.”

Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop Call my baby lollipop Tell you why His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when he does his shaky rockin' dance Man, I haven't got a chance I call him, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop Sweeter than candy on a stick Huckleberry, cherry or lime If you had a choice he'd be your pick But lollipop is mine My eyes are went-wide. Alpha Xavier was laughing so hard. Embarrassed, I shut off the radio and looked outside the window. Closing my eyes, I internally screamed. How embarrassing? Now

Theo murmured crudely, as he deliberately deepened his voice because he knew what that does to his wife. “Theodore!” “Alicia!” The nerd's wife huffed, folding her arms above her breast, and just glared at the clown she called a husband. His hot gaze didn't leave her face. “Pretty please, can I fuck you?” He asked again with an unmanly pout, making Alicia fight back a smile unsuccessfully. “You know you want to,” he goaded with a suggestive wink. “I promise, I will make you cum really hard.” She flushed, giving him an opportunity to step closer.

“I don’t know. I feel like I scared you last night. I was waiting for your reply” I immediately released a soft chuckle in direct response to Xavier. “Right. Those pick-up lines are corny as fuck.” I voiced out not really wanting to admit the fact that he did got me with those cheesy lines. Of course I’m not going to just tell him that I almost ran out of air because that’s basically me giving in. I’m not like one of those fickle and gullible girls who would easily fall for someone who’s just spitting corny pick-up lines. “Or maybe...” Xavier stepped right in front of me drenched with such vanity which somehow suited him.

This time, his voice was gentle. Danica glanced at the pictures. The corners of her lips curling into a smile, "a cute guy but the glasses make him look like a nerd," she shrugged. "Well, I like nerds because they are intelligent. They aren't shallow like most guys who look so good on the outside with great social skills but lack intellectual abilities, most certainly having mashed potatoes as brains."

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”

I find myself saying before I can stop myself. Tyler looks at me,a smirk evident on his face as he opens his mouth, "Get used to it,nerd" he says. "I'm not a nerd!" I tell him. "That's what all nerds say" he shrugs as he takes more gulps from the bottle. "Well I'm not one of them,why would you even think that?" I ask, feeling offended. I hate when people call me a nerd. "Because you're a nerd. End of discussion" He says,pulling his body off the fridge. He opens the fridge and places the nearly empty bottle back into the fridge.

“That nerd, how dare her to tell me I’m not handsome? And how dare her to call me gay too?! Does she want me to make her see how such a man am I? Does she want me to kiss her to prove it?!” I shook my head. “Damon, Damon! What the hell are you thinking of?! Do you want to kiss that nerd?! No way! Just thinking about kissing her makes me want to throw up.” I tried to close my eyes, but the face of that nerd popped inside my mind again. “Ah! I just want to sleep already, okay?! Just stop bugging me already, you nerd!!”

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