Pinoy Jokes Funny Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

"Oh, hi... Long time no see, Lucas. Kumusta ang kulungan?" Lucas rolled his eyes. "Ayun, kulungan pa rin." "Iiwan ko na po muna kayo," nakangiting tugon ni Jeina sa dalawa, bago muling binigyan ng masamang tingin ang nakatatandang kapatid, "Umayos ka nga, Kuya. Ang dugyot mo."

I blinked again and I stabbed pj's side. "Really? You speak Tagalog fluently. But you have a slang name" I said while laughing as I drank the juice. "Offcourse. I'm Filipino so I'm obligated to talk Tagalog fluently" he joked then tapped me on the shoulder and smiled at me so I returned the smile he gave me. Of course we are friends so there is no malice in me. The people in the office thought that pj was my boyfriend but if they only knew that leion padin is really my love and boyfriend.

subukan mong magpakita sa pinas nang walang pera ipapahiya kita sa mga pinsan mo Frito" (Don't come home here in our province, try to come here in the Philippines without money, I'll embarrass you in front of your cousins.) "Hindi na kita anak, pinapahiya mo ako sa mga kamaganak ko rito.. akala ko ba naman porket hapon mapapangasawa ko giginhawa na buhay. haruki mahiya ka naman sa mga pinsan mo na naka graduate na ha p*****a kang bata ka wala kang kwenta"

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Yung humor na hindi nakakatuwa kundi nakaka-gigil na gusto mo na lang tumalon sa bangin. At nakaka-inis siya promise! Fate has a wicked sense of humour na hindi nakakatawa kapag ikaw na ang inasar. Gaya ng mga kaklase kung lalaki noon,, mahilig mang-asar at mambuyo ng iba. Tuwang-tuwa pa pero kapag ito naman ang inasar, pikon naman.

mabilis kong tanggi at nilagok ang isang baso ng tubig. "What's so bad with my condition?" Napatawa ako ng very awkward at umiling-iling ng very awkward din dahil sa tanong niya. "I have plans and uhh, ayoko pa sanang matali," sagot ko. He grinned. "I just can't imagine that you're the crown princess when you talk like a barbarian." Nanglumbaba siya at mas lalo akong tinitigan. "Ahahahahaha," awkward akong natawa. "Was that a joke, your Majesty?"

the host laughed "And then for those who bashed my husband, don't judge him, I'll admit that I was angry with him but when I found out the reason it disappeared, I even blamed myself more why I let him go the one who knows better when it comes to cooking, everyone said that my husband is useless and that I should divorce him, that won't happen! Will I tie the knot if I don't love my husband? Then I will accept everything from him, I can only ask, is there a perfect person?" Kino looked at the host and laughed "Ay nako sympre wala Mr. Fugo" Kino smiled while I was laughing like crazy and excited, this channel is nationwide, it even has an English translation at the bottom.

He seriously said. Lahat yata kami ay nagpigil ng hininga. "And, I'm not fond of jokes, so..." He added. "Oh come on! Constantine! Your scaring my people.!" Natatawang inakbayan ni General si General Constantine. "Masyado ka namang seryoso!" "Nasa trabaho pa tayo, General Gaell." Tugon ng isa pang General at tinanggal ang kamay ni General mula sa balikat nito.

He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along “bobo! Mas mapapakinabangan pa yata yan kaysa sayo! Meron din syang kasamang sanay sa kutsilyo” (stupid! He will be more useful than you! We also have a person who is more used in knife) the boss shivered in horror when he remember the girl with a piercing eyes and a sharp knife