Random Funny Novels & Stories

I've been reading out any memes I find both entertaining and ridiculous. “It’s a question, actually. Which one do you think is funnier—a female n@ked body or the male’s?” I barely finished the sentence before bursting into laughter. I had no idea why I found it so funny, but the absurdity of it was enough to make me crack up. Not like it has ever crossed my mind. Expecting no response from Jameson, I continued scrolling, still chuckling to myself when he suddenly turned his head toward me, his sharp gaze flickered at me.

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Laughing? No fucking way!

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

“Oh, I see.” “But yeah, I would love to hang out. That way if people look at me like I’m crazy while we’re together, I can be certain you’re a delusion or if they don’t you may be real.” I smile at her so she’ll know I am joking, well half-way joking. She laughs as I hope. “Right. Okay. I can see how that messes with your head.”

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it.