Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

Micha said, scowling. “I’m ѕеnѕіng some sarcasm to your tоnе thеrе.” Jоѕh lаughеd. You hаd tо give сrеdіt tо thе guy, hе gаvе аѕ good аѕ hе gоt. “Thаt’ѕ whаt I lоvе about уоu, Jоѕh, уоu’rе аѕ ѕhаrр аѕ a pin,” Micha scoffed.

This caused Singto to gasp and drop his jaw from the shock of it all. Krist bit insides of his mouth to keep himself from laughing at the way Singto looked right now. “Oh… my… goodness…” “Oh, sorry did I get you? Man, I really didn’t mean to.” There goes the infamous sarcasm again. But Singto didn’t mind it, he was actually still laughing, but now for a different reason. He has a self-deprecating sense of humor and nine times out of then, you’d find Singto just laughing at his own mistakes and clumsiness. This works out perfectly with Krist too since he doesn’t take his sarcasm and dry humor personally, instead he just simply laughs about it.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Emily asked, surprisedly lazed in her tone, "I must have slept in." "You always sleep in and need the grace of God to wake up." Lauren replied with sarcasm. "You don't have to put it that way. The sarcasm that accompanies your words needs to be studied." Her lips quivered, "It comes with this feeling that won't leave me till the end of the following week."Emily said, dipping her hands sneakily into the bowl of cookies. "All hail the queen of sarcasm." Lauren picked up on the joke, laughing. "Whatever." Emily replied, throwing her hands in the air, "My problem is bigger than sarcasm."

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

It was a sound completely devoid of humor - harsh, bitter, and slightly unhinged. The laughter echoed through the empty apartment, bouncing off bare walls and creating an eerie, hollow effect. "Good," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm and pain. "Very good, Aria. You're really something special, aren't you?"

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

"I didn't. I'm just like you. Don't act like you're surprise." She stopped for a second. "Excuse me? Did you just say that you're like me?" she burst out a hard laughed. "Very wrong, Sarah. I'm too great to be copied easily by a loser," she said with confidence. Here she is. Saying good things about her and slapping all of her achievements to my face. "Great? Such a perfect word to describe you," I replied to her. Poor, Rhea. She did not notice that I am talking to her with a sarcasm.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

He had angrily opened the door to give her a piece of his mind but here he was still in the doorway awkwardly consoling the woman whose emotional change was faster than saying, Jack. "Ever heard of sarcasm?" Jessica asked standing up. "I went to Harvard" He answered simply as of he was supposed to give her all the answers to all the questions in the world. "Well, your Harvard certificate did not teach you what sarcasm is. I was being sarcastic. I was crying because of the news of today and I expected you to know that and not ask me why I am crying" she answered. "I didn't want to assume," he said looking down at his feet.