Sarcastic Pronunciation Novels & Stories

I clapped my hands slowly and told him with a straight face. "Siyempre. Ako pa!" He looked so proud. Hindi niya ba alam ang ibig sabihin ng sarcasm? I glared at him. Napansin naman agad niya iyon. "Oh bakit ka nakatingin sa akin ng ganyan? Tuluyang ka na bang na-inlove sa akin? O nag-aalala kang hindi mo makuha ang deal. C'mon, you can do it, right? After all, you are the GREAT Sunny."

May katabi nga pala ako. “Nagsasalita ka pala. Akala ko nawalan ka na ng boses sa kakabirit mo kagabi,” tugon ko nang hindi siya nililingon. “Ang sweet kako nila… lalo na siguro ‘pag naging mag-asawa na sila.” Insert the sarcasm.

Calculating. As if he knew I was up to something. “I looked at him and said, ‘Kukuha lang ng pagkain, sir. No need to worry, hehe.’” Sinabayan ko pa ng pilit-na-ngiti—the kind na borderline sarcastic, borderline cute. Satirical ba. Yung tipong don’t mind me, hindi ako gumagawa ng kalokohan… for now. He raised an eyebrow, totally unconvinced. “I didn’t say I was worried,” he replied, voice flat.

Hehe. HAHAHAHA kaasar.

Morris whistled, ang iba'y nangingiti na para bang may interesanteng bagay na nangyayari. I smiled fakely. "Courtesy, a big word. Sa'yo ko pa talaga maririnig, yan ha? I mean, no offense but it didn't come in my mind that you know such word you can't even do." Mahina pa akong tumawa, hindi pinapahalata sa boses ang pagiging sarkastiko. Carson bit his lower lip, like stopping himself from laughing. Ganon din ang iba. Parang natatawa ngunit pinipigilan lang.

sarkastiko kong sunod-sunod na tugon. Tinitigan niya ako nang matagal, pagkatapos ay bigong inilingan. "You really don't take this seriously, huh?” Sarkastiko ko siyang sinimangutan. "Edi seseryosohin na. Gaano ka-serious ba gusto mo?”

Huminga ako ng malalim bago ko siya hinarap. "What?" I made it sternly as possible. "Are you okay?" I scoffed at what he said. Sinong hindi magiging okay? Binuhusan lang naman ako ng harina, nilait-lait ng madla, pinagchichismisan kahit saan, I am definitely okay. "Yes, I'm fine. Absolutely fine," I sarcastically said at pumeke pa ako ng ngiti tsaka pinaikot ang mata nang tumalikod ako sakanya.

"I-I'm sorry, okay? Mali ako kanina. Masakit lang talaga katawan ko kaya nasungitan kita. However, that is not a reason for you para lumayas ka---" I was cut off nang marinig ko ang sarkastiko niyang tawa. She is crying and laughing. "Jusko ka. Pati sa paghingi mo ng sorry may 'however ' ka pang isiningit." She looks at me with her sarcastic eyes. "Di mo talaga masilip sarili mo, eh no? Para sayo lahat ng actions mo ijujustify. Nakakatawa ka." Then she went back on packing her things.

sarkastiko nitong tugon. She flashed a devilish smile. Her words caught me off guard. It feels like she just pulled the right trigger which made me feel hurt and defeated. Sa lahat ng taong nagbato sa akin ng ganoong salita at naging sarkastiko sa aking harapan ay siya pa lang ang nagawang makapagpainis sa akin kahit kunti lang. Hindi na lamang ako nagsalita dahil baka totoo nga na nakakainis ako para sa kanya. Nag-iwas ako ng tingin. Wala akong karapatang magreklamo sa kung paano niya ako tratuhin…

Consider his as a warning. [😝🤪😜] Do you understand? [😙😙😙] Ah! Bastard! I can't stand you anymore. [😉😋😛] Stop sending me emoji! [🤣😂😆] Alright, I'm giving up! [😗☺️😚😙] Stop! [🤗🤭🤫]