Sat Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

In that instant, I was met with the angry gazes of every single person who had just taken the exam. "You're truly unbelievable! Do you know how much we've been grinding just for the SAT? How dare you cheat your way through!" "How can you do this to those of us who actually work hard? Your kind is exactly why I failed my SAT last year! You truly deserve to die!" Those indignant crowds—those who had previously failed the SAT—turned their fury on me. They started pelting me with their drinks and whatever books they had on hand. "You're actually cheating on the SAT? You're such a lowlife! You should just drop dead!"

I say, sighing as she doesn't forget to wink this time too. "Don't you see the reflection of my love for you in my eyes?" She says giving me her puppy eyes. "Ewww, that was the lamest of lame pick up lines you have ever used." The third girl who was earlier called "the satan" comments. "I know." Simy admits confidently as if It's something to be proud of. "Well, everything she says is automatically lame." Tani adds. "I know." The satan girl says. "I'm really-" Simy gets interrupted by the homeroom teacher.

“How can I forget that?” “Then… you still remember what I told you, right? If a guy doesn’t know your name, doesn’t initiate conversations on his own, or replies back to your text, then you gotta know the difference.” She looked at me weird. “Because that’s just Satan.” "I'm shooketh." “I hope you are.” She sardonically chuckled. "You're a smart girl, babe."

‘‘You can justify yourself about everything, but dep down you know whatever you are doing isn’t right and you will burn in hell for all this,’’ he heaved. Vince and his friends laughed loudly, refusing to believe whatever they were hearing right now, it was the highest form of comedy, one that they had never ever heard before. The bullies were probably wondering who had the audacity to stood up to them this much, to such ana extent. ‘‘Why would Satan burn me for helping him doing his own work on earth,’’ Vince whispered as he laughed again.

"Eat it. Don't abuse it." Grant wears a smug grin. "Colton's favorite motto." I can tell they're talking about something inappropriate. Colton unwraps his taco. "It's a good one, but not my fucking favorite, Walsh." "Oh, do tell, what's your 'fucking' favorite?" Colton takes a bite, and sauce drips down his unshaven jaw. He licks his thumb and says with a mouthful, "Don't be a fucking dick." My dad flashes a half-smile. "A motto we've all broken."

Ash: Don't Olivia: The uwus I’m busting Olivia: So many uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuws Ash: You're so f*cking annoying Olivia: You 'haha'd me Olivia: So, you are human after all Olivia: You can laugh Olivia: You are so cute, Mob boss Ash 😊 Olivia: Can you vocally 'haha' for me? I want to hear your laugh 😙 Ash: f*ck you

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

the woman said as they stepped off the elevator. “Yep, sure, that’s totally my fault,” Sue agreed with her sarcastically. “You know what else is my fault? Global warming and J.F.K. All me.” She turned and gave her a look. She knew that look well. It was the look that said, “you’re weird.”

I felt a heavy tightness in my chest as I gripped the fork. They used to make a game out of practice tests and past exam questions just to keep things interesting. The losers never had to do anything more than a funny dare like yelling “I’m a doofus” at the top of their lungs. After the SATs, I had become their greatest source of amusement. I stood up and tossed the leftovers into the trash can. Then, I sent Corbin a message, saying, [Let’s break up.] Within seconds, he called me. I ignored his call and set my phone to silent mode.

Jax asked. Satan remained silent, but the others continued their banter. "What you bet? Will he say gun and panties or gun and nothin?" one asked. Another followed, his voice filled with laughter. "Oh, definitely gun and panties. S likes a little mystery, you know? To wonder, does she got a landing strip or bare muff?" Laughter filled the room, as another shouted, "I bet she allows them to ride a bare muff." Several more obscene guesses' ran the room before Satan sauntered around me. Coming to a stop in front of me, his eyes ran up and down the length of me, taking in the white t-shirt and hot-pink panties.