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Cassidy still wanted to see her ex-boyfriend Austin na isang high ranking Police Officer na,.again after many years but not in this humiliating and scaring situation, Cass who's disguising herself habang naghahalungkay sa kwarto nito while looking for the thing that will save her brother's life. But she was caught by Austin who didn't recognize her and tried to hit her by his dagger. But of course she has a goal and tried her best to escape many times but she was always caught by Austin. And it makes his suspicions rise towards her, he drowns her discovering her real identity and she has no choice but to tell him the truth. She needs to make a deal with him, he will help her save her brother but she needs to stay. 'Easy..Got it! ' But to her shock after learning that he is still crazily following his ex-girlfriend and her ex-bestfriend na si Jenna who's already engaged at nakikipag flirt parin kay Austin and it makes her mad. To her anger she set them up Jenna and Austin and brought Jenna's fiancee at talakan si Jenna but Austin was so mad at her that he left her in the middle of nowhere soaking wet under the rain, and after a few minutes he returned crushing his 4x4 huge car sa sasakyan nang lalaki na nagmagandang loob lang na isakay siya just to get her back and carry her on his shoulder like a sack of rice! But she already made up her mind, Austin wanted Jenna and she will accept Juanito's marriage proposal the gang leader who took her brother. In exchange for her brother's life.. The question is.. papayag ba si Austin?

Love turned into hatred, and now shes out for revenge. Losing her son will lead her to revenge. Iris Lou Ephraim is a humble woman who has never given up in a fight, but what if fate is her opponent? Will she still fight? She did nothing but love the man he adores, so why is fate punishing her? Don't think of her as a saint; she isn't. She is not easily thrown to the ground. She has the ability to kill you in an instant. Her outward appearance is that of an angel, but she is the devil on the inside. HATRED VENGEANCE, Is within Her. Let us investigate the mysterious life of Iris Lou Clifford, a woman full of mysteries.

(BOOK ONE: THE LAST WALTZ) Naniniwala siyang ang lahat ng nangyayari gaano man kasakit ay may magandang dahilan. At para kay JV ay si Vinnie iyon. Everything was so perfect at tanging sa piling lang ni Vinnie niya naramdaman iyon. Pero noon naman biglang pumasok sa eksena ang kuya ni Vinnie na may malalim palang galit sa kanya. At iyon ang naging dahilan kaya nalagay sa panganib ang buhay ng pinakamamahal niya. (BOOK 2: UNCONDITIONALLY) Si Dave? Sa unang tingin mukha itong suplado. Notorious playboy type. At siguro kung ganito kagwapo ang boyfriend niya, ready siyang umiiyak ng kahit ilang beses pa! Pero hindi siya pinaiyak ni Dave. Dahil higit pa yata sa kayang gawin ng sinomang lalaki ang ginawa nitong pagpoprotekta kay Audace. Pero hanggang kailan siya kayang sagipin ni Dave? Lalo't nagbalik si Alfred at nakahanda siya nitong bawiin. (BOOK 3: FRAGILE HEART) Unlike his friends, naranasan na ni Lemuel ang magmahal ng totoo. Ang kaibahan nga lang, hindi niyanagawang aminin sa babaeng iyon angnararamdaman niya. Until dumating si Careen na sa unang pagkikita palang ay nagkaroon na ng espesyal na lugar sa puso niya. Pero muli nanaman siyang sinorpresa ng pagkakataon sa pagbabalik ni Bianca. (BOOK 4: INSEPARABLE) Sa kanilang apat siya ang pinaka-babaero. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang makilala niya ang anak ng babaeng pinakasalan ng Daddy niya, walang iba kundi si Louise na sa kalaunan ay narealized niyang ilang beses narin pala niyang nakatagpo. Hindi lang ang protective instinct niya ang pinukaw ni Louise kaya minabuti niya itong bakuran sa SJU. Kundi mas higit ang mailap na puso niya, dahil ang totoo hindi niya napigilan ang unti-unting mahulog at kalaunan ay mahalin ang dalaga. Gusto niya itong maging masaya, gusto niya itong protektahan. Pero paano niya gagawin iyon kung siya mismo ay may sariling kinatatakutan?

Hoy baboy! Tabatchoy! Piggy ,oinky. Itawag na sa akin lahat. WALA AKONG PAKI! Spell that out! 'E so what kung mataba ako. I'm beautiful and sexy. Sexy on my own way! Ako si Diozza. Diyosa ng ganda, diyosa ng kaseksihan. Diyosa ng kakapalan ng mukha! I'm confidently beautiful. So walang kokontra! Samahan niyo ako sa aking mundo. At ang paghahanap ko sa magiging prince charming ko

Maria Everest Tolentino, a gold-medalist athlete. She's known for her skating skill. She's planning to join another international competition but everything got ruined in just one night. She was so mad at the man her father wanted her to marry. She knows that the guy wanted her virginity. As a rebel child, she's willing to share that 'trophy' with an escort para lang hindi mapunta sa lalaki. Hindi niya lang inaasahan na ibang kwarto ang napasukan niya. Ang malala pa'y kwarto ng kilalang artista.  What will happen when that mistake happened with the wrong person and in the wrong place? Naging almusal ng balita. Naging laman ng bawat diyaryo sa umaga. Ang malala pa'y nagbunga ang isang gabing pagsasama!

T A G A L O G R O M A N C E (Maybe,waking up beside your crush is the best thing that happen in my life,who would think that your dream girl will be your first and last? Im just a nerdy boy with so many dream and wishes in life,but they're just few left now,somehow other's come true) Si Hime ay isang babaeng nabubuhay na puro lungkot at pighate nalang Ang nararanasan sa buhay,siya ay nagmahal at nagkaroon nang kasiyahan sa buhay pero kaagad Rin Lang itong binawi,paano kaya Kung may kapalit pala iyong mas better pa pero Hindi na siya ready pa sa love?

"I'm not your brother, Abby. I am your husband. And I need you as the husband needs his wife." Nang umalis ang kuya Xander ni Abby para mag- aral sa ibang bansa, pumalit sa papel nito bilang kuya nya ang bestfriend nito na si Xavier. Kaya lumaki sya na kuya ang turing kay Xavier. Hindi naman nya lubos akalain na magbabago ang lahat dahil sa isang gabi ng pagkakamali at hindi pagkaunawaan. So, her kuya Xavier, turns to be her husband. Dahil sa guilt at kasalanan naman nya, kaya binigyan nya ito ng karapatan para makasama parin nito ang babaeng mahal nito, sabay pangako dito na papayag sya ng annulment kung saka- sakali. Pero, isang araw bigla nalang syang nagising na ayaw na nyang e- share sa iba ang kuya Xavier nya. Pero ano nga ba ang magagawa nya kung iba ang nagmamay- ari ng puso nito? Hahayaan nalang ba nya ito na makasama ang babaeng mahal nito o ipaglaban nya ang karapatan nya bilang asawa nito? Originally from my: Del Fuengo Clan, 3rd gen.

Hi! ako si Laura,breadwinner ng pamilya.Panganay ako sa limang magkakapatid,wala na kaming tatay!namatay siya noong ako'y magtatapos pala mang ng sekondarya,na stroke pa si nanay.Kaya ako ang tumatayong ina at ama sa aking mga nakababatang kapatid. Isa akong estudyante,Kolehiyala sa umaga at Magdalena naman pagsapit ng gabi. Wala akong pakialam ano man ang sabihin nila basta ang alam ko dito ko kinukuha ang pangtustos ko sa eskwela at ikinabubuhay ng aking pamilya. Sa istilo ng aking trabaho wala ng puwang ang tibok ng puso basta may pera ka!puwede mo akong "MAIKAMA"if the price is right?C'mon and get me. Tagabigay aliw sa mga taong uhaw sa tawag ng laman.Hanggang sa makilala ko ang magpapabago ng masalimout kong mundo. Si Tyron, heartrob ng university namin.Guwapo macho at so papalicious talaga. Mapapansin kaya niya ang isang tulad kong Nerd? Mamahalin kaya niya ang isang tulad kong magdalena.?

BOOK 1: Kidnapping Miss Kidnapper BOOK 2: Miss Kidnapper Has A Secret Si Azaylie Juarez ay gagawin ang lahat para mabuhay ang kanya ama na nag-aagaw buhay sa hospital, kung kailangan niyang gumawa ng bagay na labag sa batas ay gagawin niya para maligtas lang ang nag-iisa at natitirang pamilya niya. Azaylie joined a syndicate, and their first mission was to kidnap one of the rich men in Cagayan de Oro, and that man was none other than Yrony Delazardo. Azaylie will seduce Yrony until they are alone so that they can carry out their plan to kidnap him. Because Azaylie is naturally beautiful and sexy, she was able to get the man's attention without any difficulty, but what if the opposite happens? Paano kung imbes na si Azaylie ang kumidnap sa lalake ay siya ang nakidnap nito? What will Azaylie do when she wakes up in a place that she doesn't know and is kidnapped by Yrony? What will be the reason that Yrony kidnaps her?

Why is it so good to do forbidden things? For Aviona Serafina Ros who wants everything taboo. The answer is already in the question. Why is it good to do the forbidden? It's simple, it's so fucking good. Lazarus is so fucking good.