Stupid Funny Questions Novels & Stories

A clear voice cut him off. I slowly raised my hand and stood up from the back row. “I want to apply too.” The classroom went completely silent for a moment. Then it burst into laughter. “Xena? Is she crazy? She wants to take the provincial exam with a 20-point score?” “She’s just there to make up the numbers, right? Haha.” “She probably can’t even remember the formulas. She’ll just embarrass the school.” Mr. Watson’s smile froze. His brows came together into a deep frown.

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"

The stupid party finally started with Shane’s mother’s friends bombarding him with questions which were what he hated. He had done so as a child, as a teenager and still does as an adult, why do they want to know so much about him? To add salt to his wounds, their sluts of daughters won’t even let him be, they are even asking about his private life. Just what is it with them?

I followed him to his car, and once we were both in, he turned on his car engine and drove to I don't know where. "Do you like comedy?" He asked, and I looked at him as if he had grown two heads. "I don't know!" That was all I told him. I mean, I didn't know what to say. The question seemed out of context. A weird silence consumed us for a while before he asked again. "What do you think about Deadpool?" "What is wrong with you?" I answered his question with another question. "I mean, what's with the weird questions?" He chuckled before he added,

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Jane- Screw you. Hunter- Lol… let’s play a game. Hunter- Twenty questions. You in? Jane-Why do I hate this game already? Hunter- You’re hilarious. Hunter- I’ll start… Where’s the craziest place a guy has ever kissed you? Jane- Wow. It’s that kind of game we’re playing? Hunter- What kind of questions did you think I was going to ask you? Your favourite food? Or perhaps your favourite colour? Jane- I do not appreciate your sarcasm.

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"Hey hey. I remember our argument! There's a character named Aloysious Snuffleupagus. What show he's in?" Ameera, daddy and Parker furrowed their eyebrows. "Isn't he in Star Trek?" Parker ask. "I have no idea" Ameera said. "Me too." Daddy also replied. "Pfft." Mommy laugh. We all look at her. "He's in sesame street honey." Is he? "He's the elephant." Mom explained. Oh yeah now I remember! "Oh? I thought he's somewhat included in Teletubbies." Gabriel said matter of fact. I sigh. Welcome to Rosen-Hower household where all conversation doesn't make sense.

I've just recently found out that I was switched at birth. Anthony Jefferson, the person who was raised in my place, and I end up joining an academic game show together—but he encourages everyone to ostracize me. "Sorry, Noah, but everyone on our team has a postgraduate degree. I don't think you'll fit in with us," Anthony says. Immediately, all the other contestants refuse to form a team with me. In fact, scathing remarks about me flood the internet, making me go viral. "Why did a brainless pretty boy like Noah Jefferson join an academic game show? He's obviously going to drag his teammates down!" "I heard he just returned to the family after spending his entire life in the countryside