Growing up around friends who loved to party, I picked up a few telltale signs someone's had one too many. First, their speech gets sloppy—words slur together, or they repeat themselves like a broken record. Then comes the exaggerated movements, like knocking over drinks while gesturing wildly about some 'epic' story.
But the real giveaway? Their eyes glaze over, and they start laughing at everything—even bad jokes. Once, my buddy tried to high-five a wall after his sixth beer. That's when you know it's time to cut them off and call it a night. Bonus tip: if they insist they're 'totally fine' while wobbling like a newborn giraffe, yeah, they're gone.