Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

I couldn’t contain my laughs as I listened to Theo as he made me a sandwich. “I still can’t believe he burnt the toast that bad, it came popping up flaming. Literally on fire and he said he couldn’t smell anything burning, the amount of talent it takes for someone to burn toast that bad.” Theo shook his head and laughed before walking over with the sandwich on a small plate, I peeked over at Tristan from the corner of my eyes to see his cheeks bright red and him fiddling with his fingers staring down at his laps too embarrassed to try and say anything.

I laughed so hard and he said I should never joke like that again, we still argued for more hours before he decided to ignore me. My phone rang, bringing me out of my trance. It was Tobi. "Hey baby!" He sounded happy, too happy. "Did you win a lottery?" I asked, walking back to the FY1 quarters, where me and my colleagues stayed in the hospital. "Good morning to you too and no I didn't. Is it bad to be really happy to speak to my baby?" I could see him rolling his eyes. He had grown that habit because of me. "Well, we can't say. Has Tope gone to school?"

"Maybe that’s what Mark saw at the bar. Not a fight, just a lover's quarrel. You guys should have told us! We could have bought you a toaster for a wedding gift." They all roared with laughter. They thought it was the funniest joke in the world. To them, the idea of us actually being together was so impossible that it was hilarious. They didn't realize they were throwing stones at a glass house while we were standing inside it. I looked at Jax. He was staring at his hands, his face red He looked like he wanted to vanish into the floorboards. "Alright, alright," Toby said, finally stepping in. He noticed the way I was gripping the back of my chair. "Leave them alone. They’re sick. Let’s go hi

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

Levi tried to refute, yet instead of refuting, his moping pout made him look exactly the image of the said kid. Finally, Noah couldn’t help but laugh, the musical sound of which cut through the remaining gloom like a hot knife through butter. “You say I’m not a toy, yet who is it that keeps teasing me for entertainment? Mn? Who is it that keeps playing with me for his own amusement? ” Noah poked Levi in between the ribs playfully.

the jerk mocked me. “But we did nothing!” I almost growl, but Tristan starts to laugh like he just heard the best joke in the universe. “Oh, believe me Zoey Carter…you did a lot of things to me. Now eat before I show you what I mean!”

It's a taboo subject for me. . . "After round off. It will still be 5 foot", He grinned. . . JERK. He is making fun of my height. . . #TBC

"You okay babe?" "Uh-huh, I can't feel my toes though." Good at least she wasn't still worried about tonight. I laughed playfully and made my way down her body to her toes. "Can you feel this?" I took her little toe between my teeth and bit down lightly and she squealed. I gave each of her toes the same treatment until she was like molten lava on the bed.

Axel. “Asshole,” I mutter under my breath, kicking the door in frustration. Bad idea. Pain shoots up my foot and I yelp, hopping on one foot as I clutch the other. “Fuck, I think I broke my toe!” I shout, more out of frustration than anything else. Their laughter echoes behind me, making me want to sink into the ground. “You assholes! I think I really broke it, and you’re laughing at me?” Lucas walks over, crouching down to inspect my foot. His fingers grip my ankle, and when he presses on my toe, I scream in pain. “Asshole!” I shout again, glaring at him.