Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

he told me, and I burst into laughter. "With this face? Isn't that hilarious?" I wondered. "What's so funny, bro?" he asked, surprised. I got up, cleaned my face with my palms, and said, "Everything's funny – the accident, seven years in a coma, and now making a public appearance with this face." "You aren't the first to have met this fate," he said. "Well, I know the Frankenstein monster did," I replied. "I'm not talking about movies," he snapped. "That's my favorite movie," I said.

His face was literally shaped like that of a person cursed always to be unhappy. I shrugged, displaying my open palms. "Just twice a week. I'm pretty reasonable on Sundays." Damian looked baffled, and then an expression of utter disgust crossed his face as his brows drew together, displaying lines on his forehead. "That's…was a joke, you were supposed to find that funny," My voice trailed. "I guess not. Keep your eyes on the road, then. You might find something that spikes your humor there." "I see no reason to. It's not like you're one of those scared to die."

I said proudly while brushing my hair in my hand. They stared at me and then turned their backs on me. "Let's get out of here, maybe a strong storm will blow us away.", Said Jam, so I shot it. “Fuck you”, I said angrily to him, to which the idiots just laughed. I turned my gaze to the confused Jam. It squealed as I numbed what I had shot. "You're ugly, fool," I said to him reluctantly, which made the idiots laugh even more. I was shaken and passed them. They followed me.

"In a stupid coat. With your stupid jaw. And your stupid—your stupid—" "My stupid what?" "Face." I'm glaring at him now. Or trying to. It's hard to glare when the world won't stay still. "Your stupid face. I hate your face." Something flickers across that stupid face. Almost a smile. Almost.

How come he hides his face when it should be me? "Maybe then I am going to give a special gift," I grinned, showing my full bloom smile and perfectly shaped teeth. "This seems interesting, but I don't trust this ugly face of yours." "Ugly? Me?" I raised my eyebrow. I am surely not the most gorgeous person in this place, still, I have a face that doesn't need to be compared as ugly. Can't believe someone calling me ugly, my first time hearing it, that too when he is here not showing his face.

Did I suddenly become ugly? At the thought of her becoming ugly, she drove into a panic. She hurriedly asked a person nearby. “Hey, is there something on my face? Am I still pretty?” The person she asked was speechless. ‘What the heck! Is she crazy?’ Seeing as the person won’t give her an answer, she asked somebody else. That scene caught the attention of more people, making them turn their phone on to record a video. While some even recorded it live. Kimmy’s friends noticed the commotion and wanted to see what it was about, their phone ready to record something interesting as well.

Ralph asked us again as he roamed his eyes to us. "Yes, but we already have finished it early". I said as I looked at the person behind him whos doing some funny faces. I glared at him, my friends also laugh at him. Ralph turned his back and he was startled to see one of our boy friend making some funny faces on his back. "What are you, Jay?". I asked as I glared at him this person is really such a joke, he likes doing some funny faces that can make you laugh and irritated at the same time.

he said but Furi just ignored him and just smirked. "That's how it should be! You should smile every day. It doesn't suit you to be frowning all the time. It's up to you, too. You'll age quickly looking like this." Said the young man while making his face look ugly. The girl laughed and laughed loudly at what he was doing to her face. "You're ugly! Stop it!" she said laughing as her boyfriend put his arm around her shoulder again. "Just text me if there's a problem or if you've arrived at school, okay?"

"I'll give you another one if you won't stop making that face." He squinted at her again, and then rolled his eyes when she giggled. "I don't have any good jokes, just free hugs. Take it or leave it." She shrugged casually when he finally let a grin show. "I don't enjoy watching you frown all day. It'll just give you wrinkles. Botox isn't totally painless, y'know." "No thanks. I don't like needles." "Then stop making faces and just laugh it off." She scoffed when he didn't respond and kept busy with his phone again. "It kinda feels like we're rehearsing an episode right now. Maybe a post-apocalyptic episode in the next season."

Juno replied with origin without intending to dig the contents of his brain even deeper. I almost let go of my lips and burst into laughter. Nothing funny. The answer even seems strange. Weirder than yoga jokes. But what makes my stomach shake amused is juno's facial expression. Smiled broadly and then put his tongue out, satisfied with the words he made, his rudeness, Juno's face like a moron, really. "Nothing funny," I said, not entirely lying, because what made me want to laugh was not from what he said, but from juno's normally cold and cavalier facial expression to being like a man with almost extinct sanity.