Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

Don't you think you're a joke? "That's right! You keep on trying to make yourselves look good. You talk about yourselves as if you're the strongest in the world. It's an absolute joke. Don't you feel embarrassed saying all of that? If you really have such strong opinions, then go try and change the rules. We're not the ones who set the world. We're not interested in trying to pass with all of you either?! Do you think we're happy having to look at your ugly faces?"

“If you keep saying idiotic things like that it makes it hard for anyone not to worry.” “Woah. Did you just laugh?” I moved in front of him so I could see his face fully. “Show me your smile. If you smile then you should show your teeth and gums. Like this.” I pulled my lips as an example. “Stop that. You look like a monkey.” Ace shook his head and tried to hide his smile with his hand. “Don’t be shy. If you think you are ugly when you laugh then just laugh. You look good at everything. It would be refreshing to see you ugly laughing.”

I'd do anything to have a new look. "Surgery is always an option." "That's insulting, and surgery can't fix this," I pointed at my rotten ugly face "if it was disfigured and all maybe it might but my face looks normal but it's just, I have no black heads, no pimples, nothing but still my face is as ugly as it can get, I can't get any uglier, some even find my face irritating." I stated the facts. "You're not that ugly-" "Yes she is, in fact I've never seen anything as ugly as her in my life and I've seen a lot of ugly people." The food stall guy uttered abruptly interrupting Melody.

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

Whitney ask. Jimmy started stating points to support his words. "She doesn't work, she doesn't go to school, all she does is sleep, eat, and make everyone worried unnecessarily because of her loud voice that is enough to bring Mount Everest down" as soon as he said that Whitney could not help but laugh at him. "It's not funny, I am stating facts." He said making that cute, innocent, and non-devil face. You must be wondering what I mean by non-devil face. Jimmy has a specialized face he makes whenever he is up to no good.

They won’t be able to recognize me easy. “Wanna have fun?” I asked with a smirk and eyes burning with fun. “Sh*t! You’re too ugly. Have fun with your d*rty *ass!” They all laughed but it didn’t piss me off. It’s making me smile even more and come to them closely. They look like disgusted by me with hints of confusion on their faces. “That’s fresh blood!” One of them commented. “You know what? I want more,” I said starting to laugh making them all silent. After a satisfying laugh, I swung my hand with the baseball bat again. “DIE!”

Noah looked at me, took a deep breath, and sighed, "It’s really cute when you try to act mad. You're like an inch fucking tall and your mad face is adorable." Unfortunately, my brothers liked to poke fun at me when I was mad. They were all bigger than me and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t pull off a convincing mad face around them, "Are you seriously making fun of my mad face? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Noah and Oliver busted out laughing and started imitating my mad face. I tried to hold a straight face but the more I tried the more they laughed. I picked up the uneaten biscuit off my plate and threw part of it at Noah and the other half at Oliver.

I don’t want to go back up and fix my face, I’m hoping I can just pass this off as nothing. “Ouch … watch it.” Hoe-Anne snaps at me bitchily, that constipated face of hers glaring my way as I collide with her, not paying attention to her walking towards me, and then snarl at the smug, dog’s dinner vomited up twice look on her face as I pull back. Ugly souls really do make ugly faces.

my eyes. " I made the right choice huh baby ? "He said trying to make a cute face ,and when he couldn't succeed I ended up bursting into laughter. " Stop doing that gray "I said tapping him. " It makes you look even uglier" I commented and immediately he looks shocked. " What ? Seriously, was I ever ugly before ? "He asked him dying to get an answer immediately, and when I noticed it , I hummed. " Do you really wanna know , you sure you can take it if I tell you ? " I said Making it sound like I was gonna break a bad news to him.

I rolled my eyes at the girl and continued eating my burger. "Hey! watcha eating?" Someone yelled from the populars table, " it's a hamburger" another person said. " Geez , you're not only a bitch but also a carnibal" Jason said , " cause you're eating your fellow pig" some dumb idiots laughed at his lame joke.