Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

I'd do anything to have a new look. "Surgery is always an option." "That's insulting, and surgery can't fix this," I pointed at my rotten ugly face "if it was disfigured and all maybe it might but my face looks normal but it's just, I have no black heads, no pimples, nothing but still my face is as ugly as it can get, I can't get any uglier, some even find my face irritating." I stated the facts. "You're not that ugly-" "Yes she is, in fact I've never seen anything as ugly as her in my life and I've seen a lot of ugly people." The food stall guy uttered abruptly interrupting Melody.

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

They won’t be able to recognize me easy. “Wanna have fun?” I asked with a smirk and eyes burning with fun. “Sh*t! You’re too ugly. Have fun with your d*rty *ass!” They all laughed but it didn’t piss me off. It’s making me smile even more and come to them closely. They look like disgusted by me with hints of confusion on their faces. “That’s fresh blood!” One of them commented. “You know what? I want more,” I said starting to laugh making them all silent. After a satisfying laugh, I swung my hand with the baseball bat again. “DIE!”

Seeing him smile, she stops, she says mischievously: “I must have been so ugly that you have to laugh!” “No, my innocent little kitty! I'm smiling because I feel so lucky to be around such a lovely and naughty girl. And, you're not ugly, you're cute. You are always like that!" Mia sighs, so he still does not give up. Seeing Mia's rather funny expression, the man tries to hold back, and asks the girl: “So what do you think who is an ugly person?” The girl thinks for a moment, then replies:

“Just get out, let people know your real face is uglier than a lion who just woke up. Not to mention your eyes that look like devil's eyes, which are really red.” A floating pillow slapped Rein's face who could only stare blankly at the mound under the blanket which now showed a messy face with traces of tears that were very pathetic. “He's not wrong, the video is fake, just a fabrication. Stop crying. You're such a crybaby to be a girl.”

I frowned "do as you wish if you like leave it on the ground I'm done with you and guess what you'll never see again!" I stuck my tongue out at him "do you think I'd even want to see your ugly face?" he laughed "I'm the one more hotter here.. you're the odd one out her Miss" he laughed "duh..so full of yourself like I expected" I said irritatedly "Mister...anything can happen to your face any moment from now and bet you'll be way ugly that you imagined" I replied as his expression changed

It's not new for me and for a while I thought I was happy forgetting those things but they started again bugging me out. Those words flashed in my mind again. "You ugly fat piece!" "Look at her face with pimples and it looks oily." "Damn! Bouncy ass! I like it." "She looks ugly!" "How can she survive with this big body, eww?" "She will be good to fuck that's all!" "Look at her fat ass!" "You are the ugliest one here, fatty."

Noah looked at me, took a deep breath, and sighed, "It’s really cute when you try to act mad. You're like an inch fucking tall and your mad face is adorable." Unfortunately, my brothers liked to poke fun at me when I was mad. They were all bigger than me and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t pull off a convincing mad face around them, "Are you seriously making fun of my mad face? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Noah and Oliver busted out laughing and started imitating my mad face. I tried to hold a straight face but the more I tried the more they laughed. I picked up the uneaten biscuit off my plate and threw part of it at Noah and the other half at Oliver.

my eyes. " I made the right choice huh baby ? "He said trying to make a cute face ,and when he couldn't succeed I ended up bursting into laughter. " Stop doing that gray "I said tapping him. " It makes you look even uglier" I commented and immediately he looks shocked. " What ? Seriously, was I ever ugly before ? "He asked him dying to get an answer immediately, and when I noticed it , I hummed. " Do you really wanna know , you sure you can take it if I tell you ? " I said Making it sound like I was gonna break a bad news to him.

I said sarcastically and we both started laughing out loudly like hyenas. "What about your wife? I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut you guys honey moon short." Abdul said wriggling his eyebrows. Only if he knew. I laughed in response, cause I didn't really know what to say to that. "And let's not forget, please no eating of the face, pity my single self." I face palmed immediately he finished his statement, I shook my head repeatedly, hissing loudly. "Abdul! What is wrong with you, you have not changed at all, less I forget. You can never change." I replied sarcastically, "And what do you mean by eating faces? Care to interpret? " I asked, raising an eyebrow up.