Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

" He retorted. I look down at myself. Am I that fat.???? "And that face of yours?? God, I know if they use you in a horror movie it will break the record of the ugliest human alive." He completed. I touched my face unintentionally. His comments were like a memory of childhood. Yes, I was called ugly and fat in the past, but that was long back. Why did his words hurt like the I've never faced before. He keeps looking at me like I'm dirt. I look down in shame. Am I that worst.??

Juno replied with origin without intending to dig the contents of his brain even deeper. I almost let go of my lips and burst into laughter. Nothing funny. The answer even seems strange. Weirder than yoga jokes. But what makes my stomach shake amused is juno's facial expression. Smiled broadly and then put his tongue out, satisfied with the words he made, his rudeness, Juno's face like a moron, really. "Nothing funny," I said, not entirely lying, because what made me want to laugh was not from what he said, but from juno's normally cold and cavalier facial expression to being like a man with almost extinct sanity.

We don't see each other's face too -or maybe he's seen my face but I haven't seen his for once, I can't tell what he looks like. His back is always facing me everytime, I could only stare at the back of his head. "You called me and I'm here, can I at least see your face?" I asked. This is the first time I've requested to see his face. "No" he answered. "Why?" "I'm ugly" he said. Ugly? I huffed mentally, handsome guys always refer to themselves as the most ugliest beings. "I don't care if you're ugly, I just wanna see your face" I told him.

He said nuzzling his nose in my hair. "Yup" I yawned "I would tell you what I like, but you're sleepy so I'll tell you tomorrow" He smiled. I moved closer to him as I said "Should I tell you a joke?" He chuckled "Okay, tell me" "Seven billion faces in the world, but yours is the only one I wanna sit on" He bursted into laughter "Jeez Vanilla, sex jokes". His hand tightened on my waist, I smiled feeling content at the sound of his laughter.

The one with the better face said and I gave out a short chuckle. Hungry looking bastards!

Long Chen smiled slightly and looked at the man below in surprise. "Why does his face look like a skinny pig's? But his teeth really do look like rabbit teeth!" Long Chen complained about the old man's ugliness. "You ugh!!" The old man was so angry that he vomited blood because he felt deeply insulted by Long Chen and the people who had said he was ugly. "Me? I didn't do anything! They said it!" Long Chen seriously defended himself for what happened to the ugly man. He didn't even say those words to him, and the ones who said it were his four subordinates and the people on the ship.

she follows my finger and scrunches up her face. "I can't see his face. What if he's a psycho? Or worse, ugly?" "How is being ugly worse than being a psycho?" "Trust me, you'd rather find yourself with a handsome psycho than an ugly one. If he's to end me, I'd like to go with a handsome face. I might even let him bang me one last time"

my sister said “I would, but your face would scare everyone away because of how ugly you are” I teased her as I stuck out my tongue to her. Our parents just sat there laughing. “Well jokes on you, we look alike so you are basically calling yourself ugly” she fired back. I was about to reply her when I heard Serena’s car honk outside.

Tsk. "W-why?" I was surprised to see his nervous face. "Why?" I will ask. "It's as if you're going to make me bald with your bad looks. Did I do something again? I'll give you a donut." my forehead furrowed even more. "You're ugly, don't be so cute!" I angrily shouted at him. I saw how surprised he was, so I laughed in his face. "Hahaha you look like a monkey." I laughed pointing at his face.

“No. I’m just not used to the smell of this bus… ” I frowned at Shin as he stopped and laughed again. “What’s so funny?” I asked, annoyed. “You—hahaha!” And he couldn’t stop laughing. “What’s so funny?” “You are so ugly, your voice is even uglier when you pinch your nose—hahaha. Four-eyed strawberry. You have caught all the ugliness in the world. From face to voice—hahaha.” I want to kick this Shin, the way he laughs like there’s no tomorrow.