Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

I said smiling so hard I saw them visually cringe. “Yes, I'd like some ice in my drink Jack frost” the chubbiest one said pointing to my hair and snorting like the darn pig he was. “yeah if Jack frost was a stupid, poor girl" that caused an uproar amongst them and they laughed even harder. And I then lost it.

"How come?" I snorted. "Because people are assholes. I had this one guy that would come in and hit on all the girls working and then would pick out the one he found the 'ugliest' and make fun of her until she cried. Then there was another time a woman came in and shit in the dressing room. I had to clean that up." "What?!" I laughed, turning to look at him. "Yeah, it's wild out there in the real world." His lip quirked again. "It seems so."

I growled back. Ulrich burst into a fit of laughter. Nearly fell backward into the sand as he hollered. Wiping his eyes of any tears, he stared at me with a raised brow. “Could have fooled me, old man.” “You’re the one who made me look like this, boy. With all your fucking misadventures and going off mission to fuck some whores. No wonder I look like I fucking do.” I threw back, letting some of my irritation show. Not all of it. Not now.

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

Utterly speechless, the last ridiculous shred of hope inside me died quietly. … Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Silvercrest pack, Ethan glared at his phone with a frosty expression. The dark circles beneath his eyes were daunting. He was like a trapped beast, pacing the office back and forth, exuding a cold yet dangerous air. His phone was placed face down on the table. He almost flung it out of the window twice. When he saw the state his usually level-headed best friend was in, Cameron Duffal—Ethan's Beta—could no longer hold in his laughter.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

"What? You want to protect these useless losers with just you, are you telling a joke?" The werewolf with a huge stomach laughed at the sky.

"I couldn't possibly be that ugly." My laughter fills the room.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.