Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

I said proudly while brushing my hair in my hand. They stared at me and then turned their backs on me. "Let's get out of here, maybe a strong storm will blow us away.", Said Jam, so I shot it. “Fuck you”, I said angrily to him, to which the idiots just laughed. I turned my gaze to the confused Jam. It squealed as I numbed what I had shot. "You're ugly, fool," I said to him reluctantly, which made the idiots laugh even more. I was shaken and passed them. They followed me.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

Did he just agree that I am the ugliest person? *_All of them are the same._* My wolf made jokes. *_Now leave this place immediately._* *_That you are accurate is awful. Why not..._* *_Nothing has changed, Lisa; after being bitten twice, you are now the fool. Simply leave._* It continued to rebel. "Lisa, you need to relax so that we can have a genuine talk; I wasn't making fun of you. I merely meant that it explains why you are so reserved.” *_I'm sorry you're mistaken_*. I used my wolf in my jokes.

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

I try to make her explain. " okay Ma'am " she says sarcastically which shows that she has not believed a word of what I have told her. " Believe me Noami, one thing I know, that guy can't fall for a person like me. Ugly , uneducated ..fashion less.. " I say with a bit if sadness in my tone.

Did this soggy-faced lady just called me ugly? “ Would have said same for you, but I guess you already see it in the mirror everyday.” “ Let me be, Jason!” since he couldn't get to make me stop talking, he resorted to pleading with her to stop responding to my childish statements. “ Yes! You are ugly! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!” “ Can you all stop it already? I'm too tired to advise two grown women to quit exchanging words and focus more on finding my child.”

** “How long are you going to take?! Dressing nicely won’t make me like you anyway. You still look plain and ugly in that sweater — so unfitting.” Those insulting words greeted me as soon as I entered the car. All I could do was lower my head and fasten my seatbelt. Fredric turned slightly toward me. He sniffed the air. What now? Do I really smell that bad? “Ugh! You smell awful! Didn’t I give you your monthly allowance two days ago? Why didn’t you buy perfume?” “I’m wearing perfume, Mr. Fredric. It’s just the only one I can afford… I’m sorry, but I don’t think I smell as bad as you say.”

“All right. Knock it off.” “Kathy and Jon were ugly dumb lovers. Especially in their hand-me-down covers When he pulled out his trigger She said, ‘Not much of a frigger Can’t find the right hole to make me a mother.’” “You are hi-fucking-larious.” “Are you in?” “Okay, I’m in. Gotta go.”

I chew slowly before swallowing, then take a long swig of my sprite. "Ahh, that was good." "Stuffing your face like the ugly pig you are." "Ugly? You're calling me ugly?" I break out into fits of laughter. He stares at me as if he’s looking at an alien. "Yes, fat and ugly and disgusting."My laughter stops as I look at him, dark brown hair, piercing brown eyes, pouty lips, and cheekbones that could cut steel. I can see why book Nygeria is attracted to him; I would have been too if he wasn’t a piece of shit.