Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

Ever since birth, life has not been fair to Hazel, she met Andrea in college, and it was quite the wind whirl romance; her past came knocking with ugly fingers, and they had to part ways; Hazel left Andrea with a broken heart and a secret of her own.

Female lead is a teacher at local school and finds herself helping a student, to only be in the wrong place at the right time. A Vampire who is in a mundane and ugly world gets caught up by helping a strangers and falling in love. He feels this is not possible and he has to convince her he is truly in love with her.

"You're mine, my jewel, and I do not share what's mine." Thalassa Miravel saved Cassian Deveraux from a life of darkness, restoring his sight with her unparalleled surgical skill. But the moment he saw her face, he recoiled because she was ugly. When his first love, the beautiful Eulalie, reappeared, Cassian cast Thalassa aside without a second thought and divorced her. What he didn't know: his "ugly" wife was the world's most sought-after miracle doctor, a bestselling author whose face remained a mystery, and a woman far beyond his reach. Now free, Thalassa crosses paths with Alaric Deveraux, Cassian's enigmatic uncle, a man who sees past surfaces to the brilliance beneath. As their connection deepens into something undeniable, Cassian discovers the devastating truth: the wife he discarded was never ugly at all. But by then, she's already found a love worthy of her and revenge has never looked so elegant.

I just found out my husband of five years has been cheating on me the whole time. I'm done being the ugly housewife he made me. Now, he wants me back, but all I want is revenge—and I’m ready to get it.

"No! please that is my wife." " But she claim she doesn't know you." The security man said, dragging Lance away. ****** Maya is a devoted, full-time housewife who sacrifices everything for her husband, Lance Wells. But on their fourth wedding anniversary when Maya was going to break the news of her pregnancy, Lance suddenly demanded a divorce because his ex-girlfriend had returned and he also claimed that she was ugly and too fat. Maya realized Lance never loved her but just married her so that he could get his inheritance. Maya was thrown out of the house by Lance, and after giving birth, she even lost the right to her baby. She was broken into pieces while Lance married his ex-girlfriend. Five years later, Lance was invited to a party organized by the world's richest and most famous empire. There, he saw a familiar beauty figure introduced as the heir of the empire, and his eyes widened in shock. She is no longer fat and ugly but now a beautiful heiress and he wants her back!!!

My son’s family suddenly returned from abroad. I did not understand a single word at the dinner table. They were speaking in a foreign language. My grandson, Aiden, looked me up and down and said loudly, “Dad, Grandpa’s face is all bumpy and scarred. He’s lame, too. He’s so ugly!” My son waved his hand nonchalantly and said, “That was caused by a shell blast. Anyone who served in the military looks like that.” I did not understand their conversation. I simply placed the fish I had deboned onto his plate in silence. My grandson, however, became agitated. He picked up the hot soup and splashed it on my face. Then he cursed at me in broken English, saying, “Stay away, ugly monster! If it weren’t for you refusing to die, Grandma Sloane and Grandpa Wallace could’ve come home years ago!” My mind went blank. My wife had passed away decades ago. Who was this “Grandpa Wallace”?

After getting laid off, I found a new job. I married a woman who was in a coma and became the live-in son-in-law of a wealthy family. In return, my mother-in-law gave me a million dollars a month. However, one day, my comatose wife opened her eyes, and I could hear her thoughts. She thought, ‘Where did Mom find this ugly, dumb guy?’

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!