How to Destroy Your Girlfriend for Your "Best Friend"
My boyfriend's "best female friend" was angry again.
Why? Because for our five-year anniversary, he got a gift just for me—and forgot about hers.
Simone Baker threw a complete fit, sobbing and making a huge scene. Scott Tanner immediately blocked me and removed me on Instagram, then changed our matching couple profile pictures.
"Girls can be so dramatic," he said. "Once I've calmed her down, we'll switch them back."
I reminded him, "That makes a hundred times now."
He just smiled and gave me a quick kiss. "I know. I'll make it fast this time."
That night, Simone posted a status update: [Your effort was acceptable. You get three days of freedom.]
Almost immediately, Scott unblocked me.
[Okay, babe. We can put our couple pictures back now.]
But then a male account—using my half of the matching photo—sent him a friend request, followed by a single question mark.
[Since when are couple photos a group project?]