Vegetable Puns Novels & Stories

Kale held her mouth, preventing herself from vomiting. Angela was hungry and she didn’t care about what she was eating. She wanted to eat! She took broccoli and placed it in her mouth. When it got to her mouth she spat it out. From chocolate pudding to broccoli, that was not in the right order at all. The crew was not going to eat it. Vegetables, of all things and not even the sweet ones. Wait a second. Were there any sweet vegetables? “Are you trying to poison us?!” Kale said spitting a piece of lettuce out of her mouth.

“Are we doing this correctly?” Xander asked me as we chopped the vegetables mentioned in the recipe. “Is there a wrong way to chop vegetables?” I wondered as I cut the yellow pepper into long slices. “You have a point.” He chuckled. “Cutting onions is the worst! I don't like how my tears are running uncontrollably,” he huffed, making me laugh. “I don't even know what I'm crying about!” “I got scissors, you got paper. You lost. End of discussion,” I teased him and put the pepper in the pan.

Karl “Watch it, you’re massacring those veggies,” John calls out, glancing over from the stove where he’s sauteeing some garlic and mushrooms. I chuckle, adjusting my grip on the knife. I’m supposed to be julienning some peppers, but instead I’ve lost my train of thought and accidentally begun dicing them instead. “Yeah, well, they had it coming.” John grins, shaking his head. “Y’know, you’re not as unfunny and stupid as I thought you were.”

I couldn’t even believe why we were discussing these topics, but Adam’s laughter reassured me that he was taking this in stride. “Absolutely pro-ice cream. Winter, spring, summer, or fall. Ice cream knows no bounds.” He grinned as I buried my face now in both my hands, mortified that Jules was getting to know Adam in this way. Yet, his willingness to humor her made me appreciate him even more. I mean... could this man get any better? “Question number four: if you were a vegetable, which one would you be?” I bit my lip and stifled a laugh, trying to imagine how Adam would respond to this.

" Gary says removing the veggies from his face. Veggies were raining down at him now. "Oh fuck!" Gary curse as he shields his face from thier assaults. Hazel and Lesley laughs as they throw veggies on him. Some stuck on his hair ears, and some sticking to his apron. They finished the veggies in the bowl and lean on the counter laughing out thier lungs. "Now you look like a wizened old Grannie dad" Hazel gets off the stool and gave Lesley a high five. Gary smirks. "Not so fast ladies.... it's payback time" Before Lesley and Hazel could register what he said, carrots came flying at Lesley and Hazel.

Sharon heard him mumbling and turned to look at him. “What did you say grumpy?,” she asked him. He frowned at her for calling him grumpy. “I wasn’t talking to you fatty” Sharon gasped pouting. Jasper looked at her pouted lips and said,“ If that is what you call a cute pout, I’ll rather kss a duck instead of you.” Sharon glared at him,“ Who wants to kss you anyway? I’ll have to bend down to do so. Why stress myself?” Jasper looked down at his wheelchair and glared at her. Was he just praising her right now? He must have been mad to do so.

Chapter 022 Because of Vegetables Halvir shook his head in disbelief, his face clearly showing an expression of dissatisfaction. Anindira took a breath and exhaled a little loudly, she smiled again and explained again. ''Kak Halvir,'' Anindira called softly, ''The vegetables I usually eat are cultivated vegetables.'' ''What is cultivation?'' Halvir asked with a serious face. ''Hm...'' Anindira muttered in an unclear voice, thinking about an answer to Halvir's question, ''Well... cultivated vegetables are several types of plants that we plant ourselves. We take care of them until they are ready for harvest, more or less like that.''

Ethan watched me closely, occasionally offering up tidbits of information. "Did you know that carrots were originally purple?" "Really? I didn't know that" I replied, genuinely interested. "Tell me more." He grinned, "Yeah! They were purple, white, and yellow before the orange variety became popular in the Netherlands." "That's fascinating," I said, stirring the pot. "Do you have any other vegetable facts for me?" He nodded eagerly. "Did you know that tomatoes are technically fruits? They belong to the nightshade family, like eggplants and potatoes."

4/5. - Technically a pickle is not a vegetable. It's more of a condiment... - Is it made from cucumber??? » He bursts out laughing and I furrow my eyebrows. No, but what is it true? He wants me to believe it's not a vegetable? It's my favorite vegetable! << Well, if you want I can make you eat your fifth fruit or vegetable like that will give you a five out of five. - Oh really ? I ask shrugging eyebrow. Is it long, hard and-

Rose could not stop giggling and could only imagine how those vegetables were feeling under Luis's hand. "You are torturing those vegetables," Rose said giggling. "I think they are fine. They are not complaining," Luis said and looked at the carrot in his hand. "Hey hope you are good?" he asked and replied pretending to be the carrot making a funny voice. "I am fine, continue," Rose burst out laughing holding her stomach.