Vegetable Puns Novels & Stories

Ethan watched me closely, occasionally offering up tidbits of information. "Did you know that carrots were originally purple?" "Really? I didn't know that" I replied, genuinely interested. "Tell me more." He grinned, "Yeah! They were purple, white, and yellow before the orange variety became popular in the Netherlands." "That's fascinating," I said, stirring the pot. "Do you have any other vegetable facts for me?" He nodded eagerly. "Did you know that tomatoes are technically fruits? They belong to the nightshade family, like eggplants and potatoes."

4/5. - Technically a pickle is not a vegetable. It's more of a condiment... - Is it made from cucumber??? » He bursts out laughing and I furrow my eyebrows. No, but what is it true? He wants me to believe it's not a vegetable? It's my favorite vegetable! << Well, if you want I can make you eat your fifth fruit or vegetable like that will give you a five out of five. - Oh really ? I ask shrugging eyebrow. Is it long, hard and-

“There is every shape vegetable on the planet in there. One of them will surely do.” No. I did not hear him correctly. I looked closer at the box of vegetables. Several were phallic shaped. He wouldn’t. Ever so slowly, I turned so I faced him. My hands found one of the vegetables in question. Brack stupidly held his ground. The satisfying thunk when it hit his chest did nothing to alleviate my anger. I chucked the next one at his face. When he raised his arms to block it, I threw another. “Stop,” he said as he backed up a step.

Rose could not stop giggling and could only imagine how those vegetables were feeling under Luis's hand. "You are torturing those vegetables," Rose said giggling. "I think they are fine. They are not complaining," Luis said and looked at the carrot in his hand. "Hey hope you are good?" he asked and replied pretending to be the carrot making a funny voice. "I am fine, continue," Rose burst out laughing holding her stomach.

It wasn't an illusion, there really were vegetables in his bowl. "Uh..." Little Tod was confused. Hadn't he finished his vegetables? He looked at Mommy across from him, baffled. "Mommy, can the vegetables on the plate fly?" He asked Mommy in surprise. Amanda looked at Little Ted and Little Terry who were eating silently. They caused the trouble themselves, so how did the blame fall on her? Amanda pursed her lips. "Maybe it grew legs." Little Tod was disgusted. "If it grew legs, then I can't eat it."

Richard said, heading towards the stairs, but she hurried after him. “Mr. Grouchy.” “Mmm?” “You know I’m a farmer’s daughter, right? While exploring Vegas, I bought some root vegetables.” “Root vegetables? What’s that?” he asked. “They grow underground and are often harvested by hand.” “Why are you telling me this?” “I made a delicious soup from them,” she smiled. “So?” “I don’t know if you’d like to try it. It’s a local meal, very healthy. If you’re not interested, I’ll…”

"I've heard they're good at that. Very fast little things." "And Mama made a skinny carrot." Kaelor blinked. "A skinny carrot?" "It was thinking too much," Auren explained. To my absolute horror, several children turned to look at me. My face warmed. "Auren," I said. "What?" He said innocently. "We don't announce my vegetables to the village like that." "But it was funny." He laughed. The little traitor wasn't wrong. Even Kaelor looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh.

"Nope! I think the boys are right, it's only fair that if they have to eat it so do you." I turned and glared at my two giggling boys who just laughed harder at me. My face scrunched up when I see what was being served for veggies. He's got to be kidding me! The two things I hate most... Spinach and cauliflower... "Oh I just received a link, I have to go and break up a huge fight! I said then turned and tried to yank my hand out of Julian's. This little shit only put the death grip on me and dug his nails in.

" Sweet potato , salt , vegetables .?" " Before levelling sweet potatoes twenty thousand kilos , salt , five thousand kilo , two thousand and seven hundred kilo cabbage , one thousand eight hundred kilo green leaf , three thousand and three hundred eggplants , a thousand kilo chillies , two thousand and two hundred bokchoy , five thousand kilo of cauliflower , two thousand over kilo of onions and one thousand seven hundred of garlic , three thousand kilo of ginger . You never take most of them out and owh three thousand kilo or white raddish . After levelling few of them added few more thousands kilo . I just plant bean sprouts about a week and we already collect about two hundreds kilo also

“I even grew some tomatoes on my porch last summer.” “Oh my God, you crazy person. Next you’re going to tell me you’re growing eggplants and zucchini like a nutter.” “Eggplants are the fucking worst. I would never grow poisonous sponges.” “Eggplants and I have a sordid history.” When I realized what I’d just said about a phallic-shaped vegetable, I blushed to the roots of my hair. “Not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.” He gave me a slow perusal, his eyes gleaming in the low light. “I guess there are lots of sides to you I don’t know about.”