Vegetable Puns Novels & Stories

he asked while his gaze fixed on his plate which was now heaped with vegetables. Kannah looked at her mother in disbelief before returning her gaze to him. “Seriously, Randall?” “Why? “The only vegetables I’m familiar with are tomatoes and pumpkins.” Meredith is amused by what he said. Randall frowned. “Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?” “Nothing! I was simply astounded by the word you used.” “Which word?” he asked. “The word Pumpkin.” “What about the pumpkin?” Meredith forked a slice of pumpkin to show the vegetable to him. “Rich people like you called this pumpkin, but ordinary people like us, we called this squash.”

It wasn't an illusion, there really were vegetables in his bowl. "Uh..." Little Tod was confused. Hadn't he finished his vegetables? He looked at Mommy across from him, baffled. "Mommy, can the vegetables on the plate fly?" He asked Mommy in surprise. Amanda looked at Little Ted and Little Terry who were eating silently. They caused the trouble themselves, so how did the blame fall on her? Amanda pursed her lips. "Maybe it grew legs." Little Tod was disgusted. "If it grew legs, then I can't eat it."

Richard said, heading towards the stairs, but she hurried after him. “Mr. Grouchy.” “Mmm?” “You know I’m a farmer’s daughter, right? While exploring Vegas, I bought some root vegetables.” “Root vegetables? What’s that?” he asked. “They grow underground and are often harvested by hand.” “Why are you telling me this?” “I made a delicious soup from them,” she smiled. “So?” “I don’t know if you’d like to try it. It’s a local meal, very healthy. If you’re not interested, I’ll…”

"I've heard they're good at that. Very fast little things." "And Mama made a skinny carrot." Kaelor blinked. "A skinny carrot?" "It was thinking too much," Auren explained. To my absolute horror, several children turned to look at me. My face warmed. "Auren," I said. "What?" He said innocently. "We don't announce my vegetables to the village like that." "But it was funny." He laughed. The little traitor wasn't wrong. Even Kaelor looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh.

*sigh* she sighed "By the way, what are plants and vegetables?" [You don't know plants and vegetables that grow on the land?] [Right, the land looked greasy and plants can't be grown in these types of land] she thought "Plants, how do they look?" he asked curiously [They look so green and shiny and vegetables grow on land there are different kinds of vegetables and, fruits grow on plants which are so tasty and--] she stopped suddenly [Why am I getting so excited] she thought "I see" he spoke and sat down

I heard Neveah utter. I bit my lower lip and look down on my plate. That’s what I’m saying. It’s all over my face that I’m not agreeing from what they said. Yes, I’m a perfectionist but I just don’t want to lead them to a misinformation. “What’s your trivia for today, Rue?” Rebel chuckled. “We’re not offended by your reaction.” I sighed. “All grasses are vegetable plants.” “How?” Ave eyed me with her curious eyes. “They fall in the same category. In principle, humans can eat grass but not the grass in your lawn. If we can cook and consume it that will be considered as vegetable.”

She laughed so loudly that a nearby elderly woman smiled at them. The produce section became another battlefield. Lucien reached for the first tomatoes he saw. Sera immediately stopped him. "Not those." "They're tomatoes." "They're sad tomatoes." He looked genuinely confused. "How can a tomato be sad?" She picked up another one. "This." She held it up proudly. "...is a happy tomato." He stared. "You just assigned emotions to vegetables." "I assigned quality." "They're round." "They're different." "They're literally red circles." She shook her head dramatically.

"Nope! I think the boys are right, it's only fair that if they have to eat it so do you." I turned and glared at my two giggling boys who just laughed harder at me. My face scrunched up when I see what was being served for veggies. He's got to be kidding me! The two things I hate most... Spinach and cauliflower... "Oh I just received a link, I have to go and break up a huge fight! I said then turned and tried to yank my hand out of Julian's. This little shit only put the death grip on me and dug his nails in.

" Sweet potato , salt , vegetables .?" " Before levelling sweet potatoes twenty thousand kilos , salt , five thousand kilo , two thousand and seven hundred kilo cabbage , one thousand eight hundred kilo green leaf , three thousand and three hundred eggplants , a thousand kilo chillies , two thousand and two hundred bokchoy , five thousand kilo of cauliflower , two thousand over kilo of onions and one thousand seven hundred of garlic , three thousand kilo of ginger . You never take most of them out and owh three thousand kilo or white raddish . After levelling few of them added few more thousands kilo . I just plant bean sprouts about a week and we already collect about two hundreds kilo also

“I even grew some tomatoes on my porch last summer.” “Oh my God, you crazy person. Next you’re going to tell me you’re growing eggplants and zucchini like a nutter.” “Eggplants are the fucking worst. I would never grow poisonous sponges.” “Eggplants and I have a sordid history.” When I realized what I’d just said about a phallic-shaped vegetable, I blushed to the roots of my hair. “Not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.” He gave me a slow perusal, his eyes gleaming in the low light. “I guess there are lots of sides to you I don’t know about.”