Yo Mama Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

He's leaning as close as he can with a big psychopathic smile on his face, "You really trying to seduce the boss after all? Kiss the fatty?“ And this guy is my least favorite person. "You really wanna talk about fatties, Ty? Your mom is so fucking fat, she didn't even know you were in her tummy until she pooped you the fuck out," I blurt out, knowing I cannot act like this in here... and also knowing my boss just paid me sixty grand for a date. I could lose this job and be okay for a while. Tyler's mouth falls open in shock, "Your mom is so fat, I had to fuck her bellybutton. Was the only hole I could reach."

Mom why are you quite I thought we are besties njena Mom: you know baby today we saw mxolisi's girlfriend they were cute you should've seen how beautiful she is. Dad: mxo and a girl.? Mom: yeah she's so gorgeous baby . Dad: you're also gorgeous moose mama just that . Mom:just that what.? Are you saying im ugly.? Dad: no you're not listen.... Mom started to cry amandla and mpilo laughed and go upstairs. Mom: Nana am I ugly.? Me: No mom you're cute. Dad: even if you were slender I would've loved you mama. Mom: even if I were a frog.?

My mom joined in as I nodded eagerly so that she knew how much I appreciated her good genes. "Make sure you find yourself a man who can handle that booty of yours yeah? Your mama gave it up for Aldo so easily, you gotta make them fight for it so that they never leave" She continued making all of us laugh as I finished the juice I had poured in to my cup.

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

Just as I had expected my mom's friends are all here, at least the ones I can remember. “Oh Ivy look how grown you've become, just take a look at those big boobs of yours” one of them exclaims and I immediately start to feel uncomfortable. This is one of the many reasons why I don't like them at all. “Oh stop it, those little things” mom says and they all laugh. What a great way to boost my body image mom. “Where's your husband?” One asks, the one I know to be Velma. “Oh he's right outside his G-wagon” mom says not missing the opportunity to brag.

"He said that mom was a fat girl who got rich and thinks she's a queen, he said that, he said it in front of everyone, he said it at recess, he said it so everyone would hear, so everyone would laugh, so everyone would make fun, so everyone would think it's true, that it's true that mom is fat, that it's true she got rich, that it's true she thinks she's a queen, and I told him to shut up, I told him it wasn't true, that mom isn't fat, that mom is beautiful, that mom is the most beautiful, the strongest, the bravest, the most loving, the most everything, everything, everything, and he laughed, he laughed and he said I was a liar, that my mother was a fat girl, that everyone knew it, that eve

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

"It was so cold in the winter, and she did not want to climb out of her bed early in the morning. She would rather stay in the bed forever." "Zion said with some disdain, ""Mommy, if you continue to be like this, you'll be as fat as a pig.""" The corner of Mango's mouth instantly went down. Am I fat? Didn't you look in the mirror? You're plump. "When Zion had just finished speaking, Nathaniel flicked his forehead." Oh my! "Zion looked at Nathaniel and was a little depressed. Then, he heard Nathaniel say, ""Be nice to your mom. Is she fat? That's called being rich, what do you even know?"""

"Auntie, I'm not going to tell jokes about this to----" "Hey, you skinny, come here..." Fetty interrupted Nell's words while pulling Nell's ear out. "... Auntie, wait a minute! I just want to say something to your pet monkey." Fetty said making Mama laugh. The truth?! I was going to laugh because I might just fake a laugh, especially since I know that I will be in trouble later. "It hurts, don't pull my ears. Get ready for me you tabachoy!" Nell said loudly.

Papa shouted at Uris who was walking out of my hospital room. I just lay there and watched them Mama and Papa. Mama took her bag and I suddenly sat on the bed when Mama threw it at Papa with the bag she was holding. "Ouch!" Papa moaned. "Ma!" I stopped Mama. Mama looked at me. "What do you want? Let's make a baby again? I'll just tell me what you want," Papa replied to Mama while holding his arm. My father got a bad look at Mama because of his joke.