Yo Mama So Old Jokes

“Dit, kamu mau kan memberikannya pada mama?” pinta Mama Jessica. Aku menelan ludah, napasku tercekat. “Ta-tapi, Ma…” Ibu tiriku menginginkan sesuatu yang mampu kuberikan, namun tak bisa kulakukan!

Karena sebuah perjanjian keluarga, Andara terpaksa kehilangan masa mudanya dengan menerima perjodohan. Yang lebih menyakitkan lagi, orang yang dijodohkan dengannya adalah seorang duda yang jauh lebih tua darinya! Hanya saja, suatu kejadian tidak terduga membuat Andara mulai melihat perjodohan ini dari sudut pandang yang berbeda...?

"You want revenge on me, right? Then you can get it. You want revenge on your family for chasing you out, then you can use me. But I just want you to know one thing, no matter what you do to me, I won't leave you alone again." "I'm loyal to Maverick. I will never abandon him for you. You are nothing but my past, and he is my present and future.” "Then I will wait... I will wait until you come back to me, until you are willing to accept me. And if you don't, I will continue to stay by your side, continue to let you use me, and protect you." ******* Emelia's happiest day turned into her saddest when she discovered she was pregnant, and Cassius broke up with her to marry her elder sister. Trying to keep her pregnancy a secret, she was discovered by her parents, who threw her out of the house and also tried to kill her, as she wasn't their biological daughter. They wanted to protect their real daughter’s happiness. After disappearing for five years, Emelia learned that she was the daughter of a billionaire who was believed to have died in fire years ago. Cassius's family was responsible for her real parents' deaths and had taken over all their property. Full of rage, Emelia returned with her two children to seek revenge on everyone and reclaim her property, hiding her true identity. However, she later realized that Cassius had truly loved her and was left in great pain when she left five years ago. But after finding out that, is she willing to accept him back? Is she willing to let go of her revenge and choose love again? 

Aditya merasa nyaman dengan Sarah. Sayangnya ibunya tidak setuju karena perbedaan latar belakang. Ibunya lebih suka menjodohkan Aditya dengan Intan, gadis belia yang sudah dianggap keluarga. Padahal, sejak lama Aditya tak menyukai Intan. Setiap bertemu dengannya, bawaannya emosional. Anehnya, seluruh keluarganya terus menerus memuji gadis itu, hingga membuat Aditya makin jengah. Akan kah dia menerima Intan sebagai jodohnya? Yuk ikuti kisahnya...

Mosa (25 tahun) menikah dengan Roni (35 tahun). Menurut Mosa kedewasaan tidak diukur dari usia. Roni yang terpaut jauh dengan Mosa ternyata tidak bisa mandiri. Selalu mengikuti perkataan ibunya. Mosa tidak menyangka jika Roni yang rajin sholat 5 waktu dan gemar mengikuti kegiatan keagamaan tidak bisa memperlakukan istrinya dengan baik

Melarikan diri dari pernikahan yang dipaksakan tak membuat Gracia Dandelion terlepas dari masalah begitu saja. Dia melarikan diri ke negara lain dan malah bertemu dengan seorang ibu hamil di jalanan. Grace membantu ibu itu melahirkan tanpa adanya tenaga medis di jalan tersebut. Namun, wanita terse

Single at thirty-five, Sylvia Dimaculangan is been passionately working for several years as a Executive secretary of the Ledesma Company. And the newly appointed CEO, dashing and mischievous, Troye Matthew Ledesma. Now that she has to work with the current heir who is five years younger than her, Sylvia faces chaos. She just then realized, she's not getting younger anymore. She wanted to live her life to the fullest and lastly to find someone to be with until the rest of her life. So she decided to quit her toxic job. Will Troye be able to continue his life as CEO without his so called old maid secretary?

Isabella was set up by her stepsister when she was sixteen and about to graduate from high school. They attended a party in a club and she drank the juice her stepsister gave her after that, she woke up in bed the next day in a hotel room. The last thing she remembered was seeing the most charming and handsome young man on top of her. She got home to be scolded by her father for being a disgrace and was sent to stay with her grandparents in Nigeria. she finds out two months after coming to Nigeria that she was pregnant. She gives birth to twins and after eight years, she meets with the father of her children. Luke had been looking for her after that night but, it was like she had disappeared from the face of the earth. He tried everything possible for years only to find out after five years that she was very close to him. After meeting the daughter that was shown to him, he knew she still wasn't the one. He only found out coincidentally that the person he was looking for had been sent to Nigeria after that Night. After making up his mind, Luke went in search of her. He went to Nigeria to find her. Isabella was scared to know him. She was scared to open the past while he kept coming. He wanted to make her his. But, he never knew he had children involved.

Alexis Jenn Buenavista is a 24 year-old spoiled bratenilla girl from a rich, powerful,and famous family in the country. Partying all nights and drinking with her friends as if there's no tomorrow is her expertise. Working is not in her vocabulary. That's how she is... Until one day, her parents told her to marry the 38-year old, famous billionaire, Zac Rogen Walker. As a spoiled stubborn brat girl, ay lumayas siya sa kanila. But unfortunately, she was caught by Zac's bodyguard. She can't accept an old husband! Zac needs an heir for their company. His parents urged him to marry as he is not getting any younger. He chose Alexis because she is young and active which surely gives him an heir. The two signed a contract that gave Alexis the freedom to do anything she wanted but she cannot have sex with her boyfriend or any other man except with Zac. And their awkward married life has begun... Who will give in first to temptation? Who will give up? And who will fall in love?

ทั้งๆที่รู้ว่าแฟนเก่าคือของแสลง แต่...คงไม่ผิดใช่ไหม หาก 'เธอ' จะกลับไปตกหลุมรักเขา 'คนเดิม'