Yo Mama So Old Jokes

"Earth cries when sun sets. If I am Earth will you be my sun?" I was a liar, but even liars deserve a love story. Everything turned into pure chaos when Bright, an alpha, started chasing after Win, an omega; who was unknown to him, hiding a huge secret. The alpha was such a charm, after all. Maybe Win's heart cells started betraying him. But past lies started haunting him. His actions turned into arrows which were dipped in pure poison piercing his heart in the most painful way. Would Win be able to resist Bright? Will they have their own love story? Even if that happens.. will it be a sweet one? Or end with tragedy?

I was married to Gideon Strathmore for eight years, but he was unfaithful, bringing home different women. The 100th, Vesper Quinn, smirked at me and turned to him, saying, "This is your useless wife, huh?" Gideon leaned back in his chair and lazily nodded. Emboldened by his attitude, she strutted over and patted my cheek. "Listen closely to what a real woman sounds like." That night, moans filled the living room. I couldn't escape them. The next morning, Gideon ordered me to breakfast as usual. I refused, unwilling to be his puppet any longer. He forgot our marriage was based on a contract, and it was due in three days.

My usually cold and distant wife shared a bowl of soup with her newly joined colleague. Surprisingly, I felt calm, even as I brought up divorce. She sneered at me, "Don't be ridiculous. I'm exhausted. He's just a colleague of mine." "Even if we're married, you have no right to interfere with what I do with my colleagues." "If that's what you think, then I can't help you." When I actually put the divorce papers in front of her, she flew into a rage. "Ryan, do you think the Wagners were still what they used to be? You're nothing without me!"

Emillia Lucille has everything. Money, looks, fame, family. You name it, she has it. Her luxury is never ending, so is her career as a model in an international agency owned by her father. Many envy her. Many tried to be her, but they failed. She is invincible. With her cold heart and charming look, she became the person every man and woman wanted and hated at the same time. But everything changed when she received a photo from an anonymous sender. A photo she ought to keep until she dies. A photo that can harm not only her career but also herself. A photo that will reunite her with her lost self and its acquaintances. Will she be able to reconnect to the past and fight the situation she was fated to face? Or will she be forever locked from it? And just like it, will she remain so far away?

Aditya merasa nyaman dengan Sarah. Sayangnya ibunya tidak setuju karena perbedaan latar belakang. Ibunya lebih suka menjodohkan Aditya dengan Intan, gadis belia yang sudah dianggap keluarga. Padahal, sejak lama Aditya tak menyukai Intan. Setiap bertemu dengannya, bawaannya emosional. Anehnya, seluruh keluarganya terus menerus memuji gadis itu, hingga membuat Aditya makin jengah. Akan kah dia menerima Intan sebagai jodohnya? Yuk ikuti kisahnya...

Dewi Revia Ananta. Required to return to the head office after previously becoming the head of a subsidiary outside Java. This is because of the special task of the central leadership to accompany the new leadership, after the transfer of power in the company. Ironically, it turns out that the new head of the company, a handsome, singular and humble man, is a man that Revia really doesn't want to see again, and even hates him very much. Yunan Ardian Dewangga. Even though they had attended the same high school. However, there was an unfinished story between the two of them. In order to avoid Yunan, Revia tries to change herself into someone who is far from her true personality. Until they create friction when they meet.

Zara seorang gadis muda yang menyandang Gelar Dr. Di usia muda. Setelah kelulusannya dari Universitas London, Zara diminta pulang kembali ke Indonesia oleh sang Ayah yang justru sudah menyiapkan pernikahan dengan seorang Pria dari keluarga ternama. Dia pikir keputusannya tepa untuk menerima lamaran itu, namun ketika jelas tahu bahwa diantara mereka hanyalah sebuah hubungan yang dilandasi kesepakatan bahwa Zara harus memberikan penerus untuk keluarga itu. Sampai badai itu terjadi membuat Zara harus memilih melanjutkan hidup tanpa anaknya atau bertahan untuk anak yang tidak memilih dirinya, namun justru memilih untuk hidup dengan gemilang Harta yang disediakan keluarga ayahnya untuk dirinya. Membuat anak Zara memutuskan memilih sang ayah dari pada ibunya sendiri. Bagaimana Zara harus menjalani hidupnya?

Sebenarnya Yolan ragu kisah ini akan selalu ia pendam atau tidak. Tapi sejauh ini Yolan belum menceritakan kepada siapa pun kecuali .... Berawal dari saat Yoka Abangnya akan mencari kerja usai setahun wisudanya. Kenalan Mamanya ingin memasukkan kerja Yoka di perusahaan tempatnya bekerja dengan syarat harus berbaik-baik pada pimpinannya--menjil*t. Yoka yang ingin bisa bekerja karena kemampuannya, menolak tawaran kenalan sang Mama. Tapi, Hananti malah marah pada Yoka dan membela Jaya Kumara, 'kenalannya.' Hananti kemudian sering membahas Jaya Kumara seperti personal branding di depan Suami dan anak-anaknya. Yolan dan Papanya--Wistara mulai curiga. Suatu hari Yolan punya kesempatan mengecek ponsel Mamanya. Semua rahasia ada di messenger itu. Rahasia perselingkuhan Mamanya dengan Jaya Kumara. Sudah sejauh apa hubungan mereka? Ternyata Mamanya sudah menjalin hubungan terlarang kurang lebih selama satu tahun dengan Jaya Kumara. Yolan pun bertekad akan mengakhiri hubungan Mamanya dengan Jaya Kumara melalui caranya sendiri. Tidak perlu menceritakan pada Papa dan dua saudaranya, apalagi meminta bantuan. Selain berhasil menjebak Jaya Kumara selingkuhan selingkuhan Mamanya, Yolan juga berhasil membuat kesepakatan dengan anak Jaya Kumara Yang dijodohkan dengannya. Lalu bagaimana dengan tanggapan Papanya Yolan. Apa dia tahu sepak terjang istrinya yang sudah menyelingkuhinya? Atau malah benar-benar tidak tahu? Lalu bagaimana cara Yolan menjebak Jaya Kumara selingkuhan Mamanya itu? Apakah Yolan tetap memendam semuanya atau dia menceritakan kepada Abang dan Kakaknya? Yuk simak kisah yang sangat seru ini. Tentang hubungan Rose dan Yoni yang juga melakukan hubungan terlarang. Ada hubungan apa antara Rose dan Yoni Kakak Yolan dengan sahabatnya itu? Makin seru saat ternyata Sabda Perkasa memiliki Kakak laki-laki bernama Sandi yang kemudian juga menyukai Yolan. Ending yang sangat memporak porandakan saat kita membacanya. Yuk lanjut baca sampai TAMAT kisah seru ini Guys. Happy reading ya. Love you all Berhasilkah Yolan dengan misi itu?

The tale of college girl who was orphaned for a sad reason struggled to pay her tuition. She got a job as a nanny of twins to a widowed mother. The family was rich and influential. There was a ball. Lathrina Mevens aka Lacey was forced to attend. She danced with the prince and ran when the clock stuck twelve. Sounds familiar right? Not quite. Lacey would rather die than wear the crown and it turns out that the Royal Family has many darks secrets than Lacey is willing to be involved in.

Marianna was a girl that has been dreaming to be a billionaire's wife, and when she got a job as a caregiver In a billionaire's house, she believes that her dream will soon come to reality, but fate was against her, she was terminated from the job, and she returned home, and later linked up with the billionaire she was crushing on, but the man Impregnated her and dumped her because he was preparing for his wedding.