Yo Mama So Old Jokes Novels & Stories

Omar giggled while looking up at his mom, who couldn’t stop giggling herself. “He probably thinks your mommy is an alien, or a demon. I hope I didn’t give him a heart attack when he saw me.” Amy tried to stop herself from snickering while resting her small chin back on top of her son’s head. She regained her focus on steering the armored truck and making sure not to run into the back of another car. It was funny seeing the shocked expression on the old man’s face, and Amy was still giggling about it. “Hey Mommy, you remember when we went trick or treating last Halloween and we scared that old lady?” Omar giggled out his words while bringing the funny moment back to his mother’s memory.

Elle asks. "Maybe the type that does not like to be called a grandmother." I say scathingly. "Wow, that hurts. It is not my fault that I do not want to feel old. Do I look that old?" She asks sarcastically. "No you don't but now you are going to be a great grandmother." I joke as I stick my tongue out at her.

My mommy told me that his mommy daddy doesn't live in this city. He was thinking I don't know anything. He is a bad man. "You are lying. My mom's daddy don't stay in here" The old man laughed. He looked at me again with those scary eyes. He smiled at me so strangely and said "Who said I am your Mommy's dod? I am your dod's dad!"

"Duh, I'm not a complete dolt I know I can't drink." "Didn't say you were babe but when you get around this bunch you always lose your damn mind." I glowered at the table at large and got goofy smiles all around. Fuck were these women up to? "This bunch is your two sisters, your mother and her friends." "Uh huh, your point?" "I never thought I'd see the day, my son the bad ass is whipped." Ma and her friends whooped it up at my expense and then the male jokes started. Apparently we were all pussy whipped asses being led around by our dicks. I never knew ma even had those types of conversations.

My dad said. "Hey old man". I said sarcastic. His smirk fell and now it's my turn to smirk. He doesn't like it when I call him old man. I mean he's 45 years old. Not that old but I love to tease him. "Hey i'm not that old". He said glaring at me. I rolled my eyes. "Yes you are. Isn't that right mom?". I asked my mom. She just went with the flow and nodded "Yup your father is very old. Everything is old". She teased him.

My dad tells him and grandpa laughs. “Watch who you are calling 'old man', son. You are older than me. Just because you look young, don't you forget it.” Grandpa says back to him. “God, I find this conversation so weird,” Jaxon says beside me and I laugh. It is a bit disconcerting, to have a couple that looks like high schoolers be your mother and father-in-law. My mom is eternally eighteen so she looks younger than me but is actually a grandmother.

If I let that happen, I could never clear my name. “I’m not transferring a single cent to you. Unless, you can produce proof that my wedding gift is worth 880,000 dollars,” I said coldly. Then, Amelia spoke as if there were a few screws loose in her head. Her statements were totally ridiculous. “Jonathan, my mother would never lie to me. If she said she already gave you a wedding gift worth 880,000 dollars, that has to be it. “She’s just a simple countrywoman. She doesn’t understand all these tricks and schemes. She never thought you could be this wicked. How could she have deliberately kept any proof?”

I said urging her to speak. " she is your mum " vonne said Hah yeah the most expensive joke of the year everyone knows my parents are both dead "You must be mistaken my parents are both dead okayy they died when I was six " I said to her "Its true dear I'm your mum " the older lady said " I don't believe you my mum is dead my dad is dead everyone I know is dead " I yelled Cause everything is pissing me off its itching me " 🎶Go to sleep baby my little girl🎶

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

yelled her dad as spasm after spasm rocked his body. "Hurray! Jody's no longer a virgin! Congratulations Jody, you're a woman now," I said as I leant in and kissed them both. Mum was right there with me kissing Jody and her husband. Jody and her dad rolled apart and rested and catching their breath after such a vigorous fuck. After several minutes her dad said, "I don't know if I can get this old cock hard again for you, Ginger." "Oh, I think we can help you with that," said Jody's mum with a smile. "Jody, let's put on a 'Mother & Daughter' show for your dad, I'm sure that will get his cock hard for Ginger in no time."