You Re So Dumb Jokes 소설 & 이야기

Om looked at his younger brother, he couldn’t believe what he heard, Ru speaking maturely came as a bolt from the blue, but he couldn’t ignore his words, indeed he was true. R- O where are you lost, are you even listening to me (shouted Ru seeing his O lost in his thoughts) O- Stop shouting you idiot, I was just thinking when you became smart R- (With proud look) I am always smart, O- Ho really spell smart Mr. Dumbbell Oberoi R- S M R T saying he did his famous logic sing O – (Rolled his eyes) were you sooo hungry that you ate “A” Rudra

I hit my head with my palm "stupid, so fucking stupid!" Tears were rushing down my eyes in their torrents. "Are you ok babes?" Kevin rushed up to me with a worried look on her face. I was heaving like a mad woman. She engulfed me in a hug. "I know that he is your man but are you not feeling a little too strongly for his dad?" That was Kevin, always looking for ways to lighten up the mood. Dark humor she always said makes the world go round. But I couldn't even laugh at the joke at this moment since I realized that I was the joke myself. For believing in Darius again and putting my heart on the line.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

"Just because I tell you to kill yourself doesn't mean you should do it! Are you dumb?!" At that moment I noticed something. I'm actually an asshole.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”

Then, his thoughts came through again. “Good. She accepted it. That means she has forgiven me. She is still the same clueless girl. Give her a little affection, and she loses focus. As long as she focuses on eating and having fun, she’ll definitely rank at the bottom again in the next mock exam.” I sneered and sent a message. [Not enough.] Jace replied right away. [What?] I sent another message. [I’m still in a bad mood. This little bit of money is not enough to make up for my emotional damage.]

Stupid fools! ***

Oh my God, this is so abso-fucking-massively cool, as massive as an elephant's balls: I found the vampire's weakness. "Aww, you want him to call you his daddy, don't you?" I wiggle my eyebrows and glance over my shoulder to wink at the man who wants to kill me about a thousand times more than he wanted when he arrived. "Come on, be a big boy, DeAmes, grip your big boy panties and call the blood sponge your daddy; he's waiting." Side note: these three are fucking boring. I'm on the roll today, delivering the best jokes ever, and none of them acknowledges my effort. Fucking boomers.