You Re So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Gimme a joke like- What do you do with dead elements? You Barium! That's a good joke now! No it isn't. Shutup. Two hours of my life were wasted listening to that and when I got home and was asked the questions of my whereabouts, I had to lie to my parents, which made me feel so terrible and now here Mason was, by my locker, not looking like me, who had to suffer those two hours of torture alone with his green eyes and perfectly styled, soft - looking brown hair and- What in the world am I doing?

I said to him "But there's me in team you nitwit" He said to me "Shut up idiot. You're just dumb" I said pulling the sheet from under him "Right. Says the guy who cried over a football game" He laughed. "I was 11. What did you cry about recently? Right I was buried so deep inside you and you had tears trickling down your eyes. What you speechless now crybaby?" I asked slapping him with a pillow. "I was faking. You're not that good" He scoffed

Suddenly, Bethany turned to her and said, "I'm not stupid or dumb. Victor said you're saying those things just because you're jealous. "If you call me dumb again, I'm going to throw rocks at you."

He asked again and Olivia didn't know whether to cry or laugh as she was surprised that he knew her full name. “Are you dumb or you're just pretending?” She asked and he paused a moment to think before looking back at her, “my stepmom calls me ‘dumb fatty’ and she's an adult and if adults are always right, it means I'm dumb,” so he nodded at her, “I'm not pretending, I'm really dumb.” This time around, Olivia couldn't hold back her laughter and burst out laughing, drawing attention from the people around who were shocked as well as terrified.

"Good morning" my mom walks into the kitchen all cheery the next morning, while I feel like I want to die. "Why are high school boys so stupid?" "Present company excluded?" She asks as she pours herself some coffee "No me very much included, I'm the biggest idiot of them all." "What's going on honey?"

Zaria retorted with an eye roll and Yara shot her an icy look. "Oh and you're being a dumb clown because, 'who else' isn't the same thing as 'no one'. Don't forget to take English classes seriously. " She shot back which made everyone erupt into fits of laughter. Burn.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

But probably he'll ask me why did I go home early. I can just say I need some rest, right? I'm good at lying so he won't catch me. 『Do you think it's a good excuse, you dumb? 』 "Who are you calling dumb? I'm using your brain, excuse me." 『So are you saying I'm dumb? 』 "Oh, you're dumber than me. You're dumber than the dumbest." I angrily retorted to her. As if I will let her win. But sure, that's a dumb excuse to use. Should I say I fainted again? Ah, but this driver would spill the truth. Ah, did he hear me talking to Heather? Maybe?