You Re So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

But probably he'll ask me why did I go home early. I can just say I need some rest, right? I'm good at lying so he won't catch me. 『Do you think it's a good excuse, you dumb? 』 "Who are you calling dumb? I'm using your brain, excuse me." 『So are you saying I'm dumb? 』 "Oh, you're dumber than me. You're dumber than the dumbest." I angrily retorted to her. As if I will let her win. But sure, that's a dumb excuse to use. Should I say I fainted again? Ah, but this driver would spill the truth. Ah, did he hear me talking to Heather? Maybe?

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

I'm afraid if they ask, the second attack will begin. - Soup with bones - just delicious. Your aunt cooks awesome, - Reed sat with a pleased look and ate soup. Actually, I made it. Yesterday. - Yes? Reed stopped. "I'm sorry, I should have said," aunt said, embarrassed. - So I got the hostess, - Reed continued to eat the soup. And my aunt and I looked at each other. He doesn't look like himself. What are some weird jokes? "Reed, don't you think he could set another trap?" - I still asked the question that worries me. There was no appetite, I just sluggishly stirred the broth in the bowl.

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

I wonder how I always end up being called the dumb one. “I don’t know, use your stupid brain” Scott said. “Who the fuck are you calling stupid?. Do I need to remind you that my IQ is a lot higher than yours” She ranted or should I say yelled making me distance the phone from my ear. “Right now, I feel as if my own IQ is higher than yours because if you’re unable to make up a flimsy excuse, then am quite happy to say that you’re the most dumb person I have ever met” Scott said and Jer starts to try and break the argument and talk about the situation at hand but the two idiots are not listening. I immediately cut the call, if I listen to their argument one more time, I will literally commit a

I fell on my delicate butt cheeks and even the dumbest person in the world would know how painful that is. Dylan, just like I expected, started laughing. Is he fucking serious? I just fell on my butt guys! My butt! I guess the dumbest person in the world didn't figure out how painful it was. Then I connected the dots, everything fell into place. The warm this was his chest and the scent came from him which means, I was burying my head into his chest all along! Are you fucking kidding me! "You're literally the dumbest person I know" He said as he starred down at me. Couldn't blame him. The only talent he had was to throw rude remarks.

He chuckled as if I was the funniest person alive, "You're okay." "I'm alive," I muttered once again, the pure shock is obviously tinted on my voice. He smiled, "And you are repeating what I'm saying." I nodded slowly, "And I'm repeating what you are saying." He nods, "Yes, you are." "Yes, I am." "I'm stupid." He tried tricking me. Not going to work, ass. I scoffed loudly, "Yes, you're stupid." "So you're not in shock, that's good." He nodded to himself as if he just learned something fascinating.

I question him while jabbing my finger against his chest. "Because you are not smart to fall from my wisdom, Ariana, if you were, then you would have become my girlfriend way back," He says in a bored tone, then slowly a smug smile creeps on his face, "But I think you may fall for my good looks now." "Ewww! Who told that you are good-looking?" I make a face, "And did you just call me a dumbo?" I threateningly narrow my eyes at him as soon as I realize that he has called me stupid.