Novel & Cerita You Re So Dumb Jokes

Jefferson rolled up his sleeves and retorted, "You little idiot, who are you calling an idiot?" "The idiot is whoever is answering me." Jefferson replied, "I think you must be tired of living!" "I already told you to go ahead and come at me. Do it if you dare. If not, stop making all this racket."

“That was... something.” He didn’t even flinch. “Tough crowd,” he muttered under his breath. Tough crowd? Was this a boardroom or open mic night? --- Then came the coffee break. I’d barely made it to the break room when he cornered me with another one of his “brilliant” jokes. “What do you call a sad cup of coffee?” he asked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm. Against my better judgment, I played along. “What?” “A depresso.”

Because I am a lunatic. Because I’m losing my mind here. [Yesterday, 6:02 PM] Look, if this is about that STUPID fucking joke yesterday—I’m sorry. No, I’m beyond sorry. Like, I deserve to be kicked in the throat levels of sorry. I didn’t mean it, okay? I wasn’t thinking. I was being a dumbass. [Yesterday, 6:04 PM] You didn’t even say anything to me directly about liking him— I heard it from someone else and I still made a joke out of it like a jackass.

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

We are still handsome. "Dude, can you still do it? Grind it, dre. Hahaha.." said Raz. "You're really stupid Raz!" they laughed at Rj. Raz is a fool, I'm tripping, Rj and Rj are doing it together haha. "Hey! Rj you even beat pokwang kumembot! You look like a gay! Hahaha.." I laughed and got mad at him. "Lol, Yuan. Don't make me feel sorry for you." Badtrip said.

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."