You Re So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Give Remy one praise and watch her turn into the she-devil. “Well, I want to have it. Mama says we’re twins. Twins share fish legs. Don’t be sel-pish.” “That’s sel-fish, boo-boo. How can I give you my toy when you’re so dumb!” I sat up quickly. “Rhea. Don’t call your brother dumb.” She yanked her frog toy away, then stopped her foot. Puffing out her cheeks. “But ‘is true. He is dumb!” “Rhea!” I scolded.

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

I said to him, throwing tantrums like a child. "Damn, Nola. I didn’t know you were dumb!" he said and sighed. He massaged his temples before looking at me again. And what did he say? Me? Dumb? I leaned back a little and held my chest dramatically. "Wow! Me? Dumb? Who's better at choosing fish, huh?"

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

Shawn says putting a bag of chips in the cupboard. "He is making me part of the saying that goes like'the rich get richer and the dumb get dumber," Nate says, and I couldn't contain it anymore, but laugh my laughs out. "Um...I think it's the rich get richer and the poor get poorer," Kyle corrects. "How old are you ?" Nate asks Kyle while I try to calm myself from the laugh of my life. "Seven and a half" "Are you sure there's no old man's brain in that small body of yours?"Nate asks and earns another smack from Nora.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.

I was so stupid! To be continued...!

I chuckled at the stressed look on his face. “You are funny when you act smart,” I said, and he frowned at me. “Oh, this was not my thinking. This was Ruth’s. And I am not dumb,” he retorted, and I poked my tongue out at him. “So, how is he?” “Who?” Dumb Jared was back again.