You're So Old Jokes Novels & Stories

Well, his eyes widened in great amazement, and he felt a fire burning inside him with great anger However, he raised his eyebrows high, and clasped his hand in front of his chest, arrogantly saying "Oh really, let's compare it a bit, you're really old, I'm even surprised at your age, which is older than me." Her eyebrows narrowed, as she looked at him, unable to understand what he was saying, while he smiled sarcastically and continued “I am one thousand three hundred years old. Who among us is the oldest?” Well it was her turn this time, her eyes widen in amazement, and her jaw dropped down, what the fuck? One thousand three hundred

"What?" "I asked what's funny?" Oh, did I laugh out loud? "Everything. Don't you find it funny that a man in his sixties is forcing himself on an eighteen-year-old?" "I hear that's the trend these days. Aren't young women looking to fuck older men for money?"

he complained. "Aha! The old man cares about me! Great," I mocked while he scoffed. "Old man? I'm just 10 years older than you," he responded. "Still old!”

He asked as I swallowed the last one and drank some coffee. "You can guess," He had the same mischievous look Grandma Mary always had on her face. Why am I just noticing that? "Fifty years ago," I raised the corner of my lip and scowl at him. "How old am I that I'll be hungry for fifty years?" "It's a joke, Alicia, relax," he whispered into my ear and I jumped. "Stop doing that, we're not friends," "So, what are we?" "Exes who hate each other,"

Jason was laughing dryly as he said that. “It's age coming, my friend,” Jake said on the other end of the line. “You can no longer demand that your body remain as it was in your 20s.” He was giggling derisively. “Ugh. Sorry, Nancy, but Jake, go to hell!” My husband gasped, reacting to his longtime friend's jokes. “What's wrong with you, Davies?” Jake Gardner swept. “Can you respect ladies, you stupid billionaire?”

His eyes widened in fury as he began to spout his anger once again. "OLD?!" "I guess you're around late thirties, am I right?" I teased him with a huge grin on my face. It's a lie though, I just want to enjoy his annoyed expression. "You--!! How is 23 old?! You should get your eyes checked!" "Oohhh~ so you're 23." I nodded my head and widened my smile in triumph. Too late did he realize that he fell right into my trap. He groaned in frustration which made me laugh even more.

"I'm 47, not 50, so I'm not that old." Seeing his dad deny that he was not old when he looked like he was at least in his mid fifties , was funny to Liam. Liam couldn't help but laugh, but he stopped and covered his mouth when his dad darted his gaze to look at him. He darted his gaze and looked at Liam, and asked jokingly but with a serious face and tone, "Liam are you laughing at me?" "Absolutely not dad, why would i laugh at you? It's not even funny." Liam replied, putting up a serious face, "And you're not old, you know." Liam added, struggling to stop himself from laughing.

An old man with a long beard said and handed me an apple too. “They’re a coward as ever!!” The other men replied and they laughed crazily while drinking their cup of beer. They keep laughing and some of them tell some jokes too so their laughter doesn’t end. I couldn’t help myself but laugh alongside them while hearing the joke they said. “What do you think the baby cow said when he got lost?” Jean asked. One of the men. “What?” We answered in unison. “Maa!!” He said like a cow and even acted like one too made everyone start laughing crazily. I almost fell on my seat laughing but thankfully I balanced myself properly.

The old man said with a nostalgic expression. "Now we are at it again. I thought they'd treated and healed you of your madness old man, but guess I'm wrong. Who did you offend old man? Because I don't understand how an old man like you is talking as if you're not from this world. Have you been watching a lot of Harry Potter series too much?" Jon asked while laughing.

"You're calling me old, like you're not old yourself." She laughed. "Jodan, you and I know that i was still in the 5th grade when you were done with college, so let's not argue about age now, shall we?" "Fine, but you look just as old as I do." He said. "Hmmm, yet I'm not the one on the bed who can't do anything else but eat and sleep." She said jokingly.