You So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

I finally managed to pull the remote away from him. "Hey give that back!"He groaned and i laughed at his expense, possessively gripping the remote. "No i won't!"I squeaked. "Come on Olivia, you're being ridiculous, let's watch at eternity's gate,it can help you grow some sense" Did he just insult me? "Did you just say that I'm senseless?"I glared at him. "Of course, whoever told you that you're reasonable lied to you. Hard". "And you're dumb, you're very dumb,in fact your a double IQ dummy and you'll always be!"I yelled.

“You are very stupid LIana, you are the dumb one! You are so dumb to the extent that your selflessness has caused you not to discern that you are surrounded by liars” “Actually, I don’t care about you and I am here for all the drama, take note, I would make sure that I expose your affair with Bruce Lawrence! Trust me that I would do everything to ruin you” I chortled before I pursed my lips to stipple my laughter. “You think that I am having an affair with Bruce Lawrence? This shows how foolish you are and would forever remain! You can think whatever you want to but the truth remains that you are dumb!”

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

"Okay, just kidding! I'm sorry, I was joking, and didn’t you have a sense of humor? You can't even understand a joke?" Mr. Daniel, you don't like this type of talk even as a joke. I have a sense of humor and intelligence. Those jokes may appeal to you, but not me, especially when you say... She was silent. "what am I ? .." DANIEL raised his eyebrows and asked.

Because I am a lunatic. Because I’m losing my mind here. [Yesterday, 6:02 PM] Look, if this is about that STUPID fucking joke yesterday—I’m sorry. No, I’m beyond sorry. Like, I deserve to be kicked in the throat levels of sorry. I didn’t mean it, okay? I wasn’t thinking. I was being a dumbass. [Yesterday, 6:04 PM] You didn’t even say anything to me directly about liking him— I heard it from someone else and I still made a joke out of it like a jackass.

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"