Your Momma So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Dad asks with a broad smile. Is this some joke to him? "Uh... My dad was a sick asshole who killed my mom and left us for dead." The table falls in silence. I laugh. "Forgive my dark sense of humor. Just joking..." They all laugh but my dad doesn't move a jaw. He's still, staring at me intently. I sip the red wine. "My mom was a great woman. But being a great woman didn't stop her from falling for a monster. He was the death of her."

Mom says, laughing. “After the second one, I don’t even care if Lorenzo confuses anything anymore, after all, what’s soap in your hair compared to a good cum shot…” My mother-in-law says and laughs. “Look at the madness! What a thing! Do you want to traumatize me? I'm going to start talking about bitching too! You bastards!” I say ordering the whole damn thing and continuing.” Let’s go in, we have a lot of things to do, and no talking about naughty things in front of me, crazy people!” I speak and they both come in laughing, it's each other in this life.

she went on. “We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother. “Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day. “Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.

She even had the nerve to act all mighty while begging. " I have always known that you are slightly incompetent, slightly foolish, but to hear you sound this stupid? I honestly feel offended. How on earth did I manage to be friends with someone as dazed as you are?" My mom asked, looking genuinely confused, and I couldn't control the laughter that squeezed past my lips. " Fine, since you can't understand normal human language, then I will squat to your level, fair enough? I am that graceful, after all." My mom smirked as she remarked, and Grace's face went livid from the insult.

"what? Why are you surprised? I am not deaf and dumb you know." My shocked face quickly turned to a happy one. Mom was known for her act of pretense. She was a joker in the house and always made a joke out of us all. Her voice was usually firm, as it was right now. Perhaps she had been pretending to the people who kept her.

I do love him so. I had joked a few times about being a 'Bad Mom,' hinting at my actions that night. He laughed it off or ignored it. Then, yesterday, in the living room, watching a movie I joked about it. Carl leaned over, nearly putting his lips on my ear, and said, 'You can be bad mom anytime you want.' My whole body shook, my pussy flooded. I said nothing, but in my bed that night, I masturbated furiously. Carl Mom and I were cool. She stopped joking about bad mom. Maybe I went too far. I'm not that good at reading people.

"I quit my job." "And why the hell would you do something so damn stupid?" She was mad. "Hell" and "damn" were her way of cussing out someone. "Mom, I'm really not in a mood for this discussion. It's too early." "I don't give a damn what time it is. You better tell me right now what has gotten into you to make you do such a stupid thing!" "Mom!" "Don't 'Mom' me!" "He was getting on my nerves and he was lying to me all along."

I asked, confused as to why she was acting this way. “Everything is going!” She yelled, making Elara and I flinch. I heard my father sigh loudly, I turned to him, swallowing, “Dad, is something wrong?” I asked softly. “Well dear..” “Don't you get it? You're supposed to be the smart one so why are you dumb?” Mom exploded again, this time I wasn't too surprised. “Mom, I'm just trying to understand…”

"You're scruffy!" "Oh," I said, a sense of relief flowing through me. "Sorry." "I used to tell you all the time honey, girls are soft, and we don't like scratchy skin." "I know, I remember." I nodded, thinking damn straight she was soft. "Yeah, those whiskers can hurt our lips." She winked "Even the ones on our mouth." "W...what did you just say?" Mom stared at me for a moment with her big blue eyes and laughed; "It was a joke; don't tell me they don't tell raunchy jokes over at the frat house!"

his mom said, “I have told you, I can't father that child” Fred said, “how could she be careless, she Is a foolish girl” Fred said, “why do you have to touch a foolish girl like her, you caused the drama that occurred, you will father a child born by a foolish girl” his mom said, and she smiles, “stop teasing me mom, that Is In her dreams” Fred said, “am watching” his mom said, and she ended up with the phone conversation,