Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

"Ohh.. yea.. Hassie, I have to give her a call. She has missed out on some things" "Babe, what's up". I hopped into her car as she drove towards her house. "I will tell you more. Let's get something on our way. I would love to eat something". She shook her head "you look chubby now. I bet in a week's time, you will be so fat". She said laughing while I glared at her. "Why aren't you laughing? Isn't it funny?" "It is not. You make dry jokes". "Nope, I disagree. It is not funny to you because the joke is directed to you. And you lack a bit of a sense of humor".

"Are you trying to say I'm fat?" "I'm not trying to say you're fat. I'm saying you're fat. " I tell her with a raise of my shoulder and she says, "Bitch, we're literally of the same weight! How the fuck am I fat?" "You've gained weight, Lia. How has that gone past your notice?" I let out a chuckle and her frown deepens as she turns to the mirror in front of her, her hands sliding down her arms to the sides before she turns back to me and mutters, "I'm not fat. "

I leaned back my back. "I have to remind you, that you used to chase me. The one who was pretentious to me." "Of course no." "I'm not short anymore. But short and fat, like a puffer fish. Are you satisfied?" "You don't make me laugh. Later, you'll be angry with me. Even though you made the joke yourself." Gerald protested. While holding back his laughter. He seems very happy. I'm ugly and tired. "Who told you to laugh. This is a fact too. That's why you don't often ask for hooked! My body is all ugly now."

“In front of everyone.” Mariah’s eyes flash with anger. “No. You told the truth. Big difference.” I shake my head violently, tears spilling all over again. “They were laughing at me, Mariah. All of them. Even Jackson just… stood there.” My throat tightens until it hurts to swallow. “I’m so tired of being the joke.” Mariah takes my hands, forcing me to look at her. “Listen to me. You are not a joke.” “Yes, I am!” The words rip from my chest, jagged and sharp. “I’m the fat girl, Mariah. The embarrassing sister. The one who never fits in no matter what she does. That’s all anyone ever sees when they look at me.”

“We don’t look like ‘wounds’, do we? If you dress up like that?” “What are we then?” “No, you, mister, you look like a company boss who’s going on a vacation. You just lack a sun hat.” The skinny man said. The comment made the fat man look at himself. “Hm. I don’t know if that’s an appreciation or a sarcasm.” The skinny man looked annoyed. “How come you don’t know which?” “It’s you. Anything can mean good and bad if it’s you.” The fat man said.

Even an elephant doesn’t eat so much! "Tum toh aise complain kar rahi ho jaise mein hathi jaisa mota hu! Mein sirf khata hun hathi jaisa lekin tumne toh meri fit body dekhi haina!" He said. ( You are complaining like I am fat just like an elephant. I only eat like an elephant but you have seen my fit body ) "Toh mein bhi kaha se laddoo jaisa dikhti hun?" She asked with her flaring nose. ( Then from where do I look like ladoo? )

Looking at the fat man's painful appearance, Li Meiyu smiled and said, "Fatty, is the military training so terrible? It's just ten days. Just take this opportunity to lose weight." Zhi Fubao said with a bitter face, "I wouldn't be afraid of military training if I were as thin as you. Think about it. The weight of you and my boss is less than mine. When I was in military training, it was equivalent to boss carrying you and a bag of noodles on his back. Do you think it's easy for me to do that?" After hearing what he said, all of them laughed together. It was really true. Zhi Fubao was too fat.

“So what are you doing for today?” Sofia asked “I am guessing I look fine” she posed in front of the mirror in Audriana’s bathroom. “You always look good girl, Those skinny jeans look great for your bum” Audriana complimented. “Thank you” Sofia bent a bit and put her hand on her knee then did a little twerk “I know I have a great ass” she giggled. Audriana walked up to her whilst giggling, and slapped her ass lightly “Yes baby girl, show them who’s slaying”

"No. I'm not saying you're fat." She crossed her arms. "Then what are you saying, Zue?" "Umm. Let's say you are chubby." "Chubby? That's still the same as saying I'm fat." "Well, you are fat then." "Zuerien?!" "What?" "I'm not fat." "Of course you are. You won't stop eating too much, you know." "What?" "Yeah. You eat too much." She pouted like a baby and all he did was smile.

(fat god) "You have a harem? Well, I don't want to taste secondhand sluts from you porky. That would only sully my royal being. hahaha. And from where did you get courage to think that a fat pig such as you could ever enslave me?" (man) the man then let out phenomenal amounts of soul power.