Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

KEVAH'S POV JULY 9TH, 2016 Let me tell you something about myself; I am fat, there I said it. I am a 300lbs, dark skin beauty. You don't have to remind me; you don't have to gawk at my huge ass or frown at my Pudge. It's just not nice. I know I'm motherfucking big, and guess what? I don't motherfucking care what a motherfucker has to say about me.

I’m currently lying. "Hello, Jen. Until now, you still called me Miss Mondejaro, isn't that so- ahhh." I would have stood up but I could no longer stand up, okay fine. Yes, I am fat. Happy? Karmi helped me get up and sit comfortably on the sofa. "Thanks, Karmi," "Nothing Miss-"

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

I say teasing. “Yes, you have to now,” Fatima laughs. “You can’t be serious. I am not paying for anyone’s meal,” Emma says laughing with us. “Yeah, we know, we are just joking.” I say smiling. “You better be.” “You guys won’t believe what happened to me yesterday.” Fatima says after our laughter dies down. “What happened?” I ask.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

“You don’t have to insult me just because you are not giving me the job.” “If you are offended about being called fat,” he said with a grin that needed to be arrested, “then lose some flesh, boy.” That was when the universe decided I hadn’t suffered enough. Some idiot sitting in the corner suddenly piped up, way too excited. “Yeah! We could dress him in a G-string, put some makeup on his face. He’d look like a woman. Might even pass!” The two of them burst into laughter like they had just invented comedy. My brain completely shut down. I wanted to grab the nearest tray and fling it at their faces like a deadly frisbee. I imagined it. Slow motion. Beautiful. Satisfying.

I suggested, trying to shoo her off before the silly side in me awakened, "Oh, I'm done, I'm trying to keep fit. You know, Lucas loves fit women, you should join me in jogging tomorrow, what do you say?" I gave a flat look before sipping my coffee, "Well, I don't jog all the time but my system is so good to me, I eat lots of shits but my fats are mostly deposited here..." I gestured to my boobs and I was glad her eyes followed, "Or here." I added, showing her my ass, "And Lucas isn't complaining, I don't think he has any reason to complain." I ended and sipped my coffee again, "I understand, I don't think Lucas would have any interest in you anyway." She said with a fake laugh and I joined h

I say holding my moans in. “Mhm” he moaned shaking his head. “I’m still full from breakfast” “Oh. I eat a lot then, I guess I am fat” I chuckle amused. He pulls off me and holds me firmly by my shoulders, seriousness crossing his features, “Don’t ever say that” His voice deep and serious. Still laughing, “It was a joke Jamey calm down” said rubbing his cheek “But I have put on a little weight though, my office skirts hardly fit.”