Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

This was Bettina, my good for nothing, beauty without brain cousin. "Whoah?! That much? Weren't you scammed, Yna?" she asked exagerratedly. "You know what, change into something else. A pink gown, perhaps? That way, you would just let your true nature show. A pig!" she burst out laughing after that. "Nicholas didn't mind when I showed him the dress, so why would you?" I asked back, rubbing in her face that my groom approved my attire. But the truth was, I was hurt. She was right. I am a pig. I did try losing weight over the past two weeks. But I guess, I haven't successfully shed ten pounds.

"Did you just call me fat?" Xander knows he shouldn't have but a laugh escapes his lips but he is quick to comport himself. He places his hands on her face, "If you were fat, you will be the most beautiful fattest woman ever." "Is that supposed to be a compliment because all I heard was the word fat?"Cara frowns. "You heard that over beautiful, come on," He is trying to hold his laugh and this is pissing Cara off. "You might have as well have called me ugly since your aim is to get pissed."

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

I was his favorite sport; his favorite comedy show that he could not do without. ‘‘Squats, squats,’’ a few voices from the classroom shouted. Mr. Thomas turned around to look at them with a big smile as he adjusted the rim of his glasses to let them all know that he was considering it. When the whole class shouted squats, it meant one thing, they were ready for the biggest laugh of their lives, as they all knew that I was too fat and could not even squat. The fat in my body, especially thighs and underarms would never allow that to happen. Or if perhaps I did squat, I would look so funny that no one would even believe it.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

The other asked. " Which of the questions would you love me to answer first?" He exchanged looks with the two of them. " You don't understand the question, right? I mean, which of your questions should I take first? Well, I will go with the first one. That is a lot easier to answer. Actually, nothing is the matter. I was just trying out my luck with covering distances. As you can see, I am fat. " He paused and looked at himself. " Would you say someone like me is fat? No. I guess the answer is no. I am not fat. Plump would be a better and soothing word for me. Don't you think so? Yeah. I am plumpy. Not fat. That is because I am a foodie. I eat a lot. "

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

I replied, Staring at the one who’d asked about my identity. "This doesn't concern you", said another with a husky voice. Letting out a very sarcastic smile I said, "Anyone ever told you you sound exactly like your look"? “Are you calling me fat?” The man sneered, as he dropped the girl's shoulder and took a step forward. “I didn’t, you just did” I answered, Smiling sarcastically.

They nodded, eyes wide and set on the scene before them. Walking closer to him, I pulled back my foot and kicked his side, playfully but still hard. The girls covered their mouths with their hands while Blondie groaned. "What the fuck Chan?" I bit back a laugh at the way he looked at me. "Get up Fats." He shot me a scowl when I said that. "I'm not fat! Again, I have abs!" I rolled my eyes. "If you have abs then use them to pull your ass up off the ground." I crossed my arms over my chest, still trying to stay serious as I watched him grown again and pull himself onto his butt.