Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

“I don’t get fat, no matter how much I eat. Aw, there’s just nothing to do today but eat! Right, Zo?” “Yeah, it’s true, it’s true. You’ve got a great figure, Cortty. But I’ve got some plans today, so…” Zoe replies. “I know, right? There’s just nothing to do but stuff our faces!” Courtney says, and everyone laughs as if they’d been ordered to. It's just like the kind of hollow laughter you hear on a sitcom laugh track. It was awfully loud, as if they’d just been cued to [laugh here] by the teleprompter.

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

I was his favorite sport; his favorite comedy show that he could not do without. ‘‘Squats, squats,’’ a few voices from the classroom shouted. Mr. Thomas turned around to look at them with a big smile as he adjusted the rim of his glasses to let them all know that he was considering it. When the whole class shouted squats, it meant one thing, they were ready for the biggest laugh of their lives, as they all knew that I was too fat and could not even squat. The fat in my body, especially thighs and underarms would never allow that to happen. Or if perhaps I did squat, I would look so funny that no one would even believe it.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

The other asked. " Which of the questions would you love me to answer first?" He exchanged looks with the two of them. " You don't understand the question, right? I mean, which of your questions should I take first? Well, I will go with the first one. That is a lot easier to answer. Actually, nothing is the matter. I was just trying out my luck with covering distances. As you can see, I am fat. " He paused and looked at himself. " Would you say someone like me is fat? No. I guess the answer is no. I am not fat. Plump would be a better and soothing word for me. Don't you think so? Yeah. I am plumpy. Not fat. That is because I am a foodie. I eat a lot. "

I replied, Staring at the one who’d asked about my identity. "This doesn't concern you", said another with a husky voice. Letting out a very sarcastic smile I said, "Anyone ever told you you sound exactly like your look"? “Are you calling me fat?” The man sneered, as he dropped the girl's shoulder and took a step forward. “I didn’t, you just did” I answered, Smiling sarcastically.

They nodded, eyes wide and set on the scene before them. Walking closer to him, I pulled back my foot and kicked his side, playfully but still hard. The girls covered their mouths with their hands while Blondie groaned. "What the fuck Chan?" I bit back a laugh at the way he looked at me. "Get up Fats." He shot me a scowl when I said that. "I'm not fat! Again, I have abs!" I rolled my eyes. "If you have abs then use them to pull your ass up off the ground." I crossed my arms over my chest, still trying to stay serious as I watched him grown again and pull himself onto his butt.

He looked at me with wide eyes, "Cupcakes stop eating, look how fat you are." He didn't. Oh he didn't. He fucking didn't. That idiot. He didn't. Did he? He did. My mouth hang open, i looked from him to Katherine who started laughing at us, "He called me fat , didn't he ?" I said with a shocked tone. "Babe you should be fat." He said in a matter of a fact tone, "It won't be normal if you are not fat." "Do you even know anything about women ?" I asked him as i raised an eyebrow.