Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

or “fat." Do you know what it feels like to be constantly reminded of something you hate the most about yourself? Like someone constantly pointing out your insecurities? That’s how I felt every time I went to school. They’d make fat jokes, tease me, play pranks on me and call me different types of degrading names; and generally just do anything that’d make me feel bad about myself.

From the annoying high tone of the voice I could already tell who it was. "Adaeze" I said in a small voice. "Still haven't learnt to talk out ehn? Fatty" She teased with a bold smirk, her two friends behind her Runke and Hadiza released low chuckles clearly finding amusement in their friend making fun of me. "My name is not Fatty" I muttered lowly. She only laughed "Ehn but you are fat na, so the name fits perfectly" I will not cry. I will not cry. I will not cry. You promised yourself you won't let it get to you anymore Rica.

TV is paused. Joey impersonates Zeke by saying, "This guy stood on Zeke's foot during the party, and Zeke was like watch it fatass," in a deep voice. The man responded, "Then why the fuck did you just call me? Zeke responded, "I called you a fatass," Then the man punched him, and Zeke beat the very hell out of him," Joey chuckles while clutching his gut. "Oh my God, you're fine, right?" I abruptly exclaim to Zeke. He flinches when I touch his nose and yanks my hand away.

He said serious. I gasped. I am not fat . I am only 56 kg with 5'8 height. He is fat . Very fat with all those bulging muscles. Bell that's called hot not fat .My idiot of mind replied. "I am not fat , you are ." I said as I pointed at him. "Yeah yeah whatever helps you to sleep at night. Now go your clothes are in that cupboard. CHANGE AND COME TO SLEEP ON BED ." He said sternly the last part.

"I will get off if you take back with you said about me." "Get off - off of me, I will never take back what I said." I whispered, trying hard to breathe in, but can't, "Wha - What I said is what I said. And a fact is a fact, be - because you are a big - big fatty. Look at you - you're bigger than an elephant and - and you're heavier than a - a whale!" He laughed and that puts more weight on me. "You - you fat fatty, oh my god, I don't know people this heav - heavy exist." I whispered, laughing at myself. Jeffrey laughed harder.

“We don’t look like ‘wounds’, do we? If you dress up like that?” “What are we then?” “No, you, mister, you look like a company boss who’s going on a vacation. You just lack a sun hat.” The skinny man said. The comment made the fat man look at himself. “Hm. I don’t know if that’s an appreciation or a sarcasm.” The skinny man looked annoyed. “How come you don’t know which?” “It’s you. Anything can mean good and bad if it’s you.” The fat man said.

The fat woman laughed. “Did he tell you this?” Joana asked as she was surprised. Since when did Joshua became so high profile? He was understood now, she nodded and said “Yes, he is indeed the owner of this mall.” Hearing this, the fat woman startled. Ian was also stunned. “interesting! Even if you don’t want to call your boss, you don’t have to say that any random person is your boss. Do you think that I’ll believe you? Let me tall you, even a fool won’t believe you!” the fat woman laughed out loud and almost lost it. This joke was hilarious to het.

his voice rose like a trumpet, drawing attention to us. “No.. I…” “You fucking love food a lot and I'm fed up…” His voice thundered before I could explain. He misunderstood me, again. “Have you seen your self?, you look bloated all over…” I hear little chuckles from behind. I know how I must look in my overall shorts and loose t-shirt. Fat. Pathetic. Embarrassing. He always make it clear. “Even the slim beauties watch their intakes. But ugly duckling Annie, as fat as an elephant keeps pushing in all the junkies morning, afternoon, nights”

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"