Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

The fat woman laughed. “Did he tell you this?” Joana asked as she was surprised. Since when did Joshua became so high profile? He was understood now, she nodded and said “Yes, he is indeed the owner of this mall.” Hearing this, the fat woman startled. Ian was also stunned. “interesting! Even if you don’t want to call your boss, you don’t have to say that any random person is your boss. Do you think that I’ll believe you? Let me tall you, even a fool won’t believe you!” the fat woman laughed out loud and almost lost it. This joke was hilarious to het.

“You don’t have to insult me just because you are not giving me the job.” “If you are offended about being called fat,” he said with a grin that needed to be arrested, “then lose some flesh, boy.” That was when the universe decided I hadn’t suffered enough. Some idiot sitting in the corner suddenly piped up, way too excited. “Yeah! We could dress him in a G-string, put some makeup on his face. He’d look like a woman. Might even pass!” The two of them burst into laughter like they had just invented comedy. My brain completely shut down. I wanted to grab the nearest tray and fling it at their faces like a deadly frisbee. I imagined it. Slow motion. Beautiful. Satisfying.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

his voice rose like a trumpet, drawing attention to us. “No.. I…” “You fucking love food a lot and I'm fed up…” His voice thundered before I could explain. He misunderstood me, again. “Have you seen your self?, you look bloated all over…” I hear little chuckles from behind. I know how I must look in my overall shorts and loose t-shirt. Fat. Pathetic. Embarrassing. He always make it clear. “Even the slim beauties watch their intakes. But ugly duckling Annie, as fat as an elephant keeps pushing in all the junkies morning, afternoon, nights”

Martha, Anita and Lauren giggled to themselves before they raised their hands. “Yes” Justin muttered, his voice was emotionless. “It’s said that you’re very kind and helpful, I was wondering if you’ve got any help to render for the slim people who are trying to be obese” This felt like a blow on his face and he just glared at them without a word. “I’ve got an obese cousin who’s dying to lose weight. Should I send her your gym address? I’m sure you’ll be a great instructor and if you can help that fat thing over there, you can help anything in the world” Martha teased and everyone burst into laughter.

"You think I'm serious about that! I've bought ready-to-eat food, right, it's a shame if it's a waste, that's why I'm waiting for you to finish all the food. You said you were thin so I took the initiative to let you get fat again." "Don't worry, I don't want to be fat anymore, what will my college friends say." "Why, if you are fat I can pinch your cheeks, if now I pinch your cheeks I'm afraid your skin will peel off." Safira sneered at Davino and then said, "You know what, my face has changed a lot, some say I had plastic surgery!"

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

He deliberately said, “Oh no, oh no, I’ve turned into a big fatty.” “You’ve only gained a few pounds compared to before. It’s not a bad thing. Don’t act like the sky is falling.”