Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

“I won’t be able to fit into my clothes if I become fat.” “And they’ll have more stuff to poke fun at.” The girl put on a high-pitched voice to imitate how Jill and Queenie had sounded when they laughed at her. “Look at that country bumpkin! Not only does she look like a nerd, but she’s fat too! She’s just like a potato!” Elijah laughed as he watched her imitate them. The man smiled as he raised a hand to ruffle her hair. “You aren’t a potato.” “You are… a lemon.”

It amused me no end. My eyes landed on the bubblegum that was helplessly fallen between her boobs and my smile widened, I gave a signal to the expectant driver to get a move on. Now here's someone that won't be so hard controlling. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was;

I said that in a way that made him realize I was upset. “Oh, Melanie,” his friend addressed me. His voice was full of sarcasm, treating me like I was an idiot, “You know fast food isn’t healthy, right? Instead of eating that and getting more out of shape than you already are, why don't you go home and do your job as a woman, which is to be a housewife and cook good food for you and your husband, huh?” He suggested. “My God, Max. You're impossible today,” Albert laughed with his friend. “Ignore this idiot, Mel. You’re not that fat,” he said to me, still treating it like a big joke.

He joked, "What would you like to talk about, Jess?" We both laughed at his sarcastic tone. This is how Greg always was. He liked to joke and have a good time. Again, he was hot as fuck and yet the nicest guy. "I don't care what we talk about as long as I can stay like this. I'm super comfortable and tired. What would you like to know." I asked. Greg asked me, "Have you lost weight? You look slimmer lately." I was flattered that he noticed. "Yes, I have been working out. My stomach is slimmer, but my legs and bum are refusing to shrink," I said with a giggle.

Forgiving her was easy, forgetting everything was the difficult part. My thoughts were broken when my cousin entered my room. “Hey fatso.” he chuckled throwing a pillow towards my direction. Man, I swear I lost 2kgs. I don't even think I look bubbly how. Then why Fatso? “I'm not fat and even if I am, then it's ok. Being fat isn't a problem.” I defended. “Oh oh oh, girl calm down. I was joking.” He said raising his hands in surrender. “Why are you here?” I asked not wanting him to taunt me on any other thing.

“Thanks. I do have a couple girls I’m talking too right now. I like to keep my options open.” Cori rolled her eyes before she messed up her kid brother’s hair. “Don Juan here is a real smooth talker. Didn’t you call one of those girl’s fat?” “It came out wrong! And it was taken way out of context Cori. You know I like my girls with some meat on their bones.” “You and me both bro,” said Leo first bumping Donny again. Amber cleared her throat, “Are you saying I’m fat Leo?” “Girl you thick. Like a comfortable mattress.”

"it's so good and I'm so fat!" "you're not fat, you pregnant and absolutely beautiful!" Theo jumps in before I can say a word, I love how he is with her and honestly, the look in his eyes is enough for anyone to know he's telling the truth. "he's right sis, you are and you're bringing two pups into the world, your aloud to eat as many muffins as you like!" she looks at me before huffing and puffing "he won't be saying that when my body is never the same again because I got too fat!"

We started eating and just talk about music and his lame pick-up lines that I admit sells me. “I have a joke” he said while having a big bites on his bake mac. "What?" "What do you call a fat bee?" "What?" "CHUB-BEE zzz zzzz" I smile at his failed joke but he laughs with laughter it looks like he enjoyed his jokes before. "You know you just ate there so we could go home" he laughed and continued eating and so did I. After we east he paid the bills and drove me home. "See you tomorrow," I said as he looked out the window of his car.

"You think I'm serious about that! I've bought ready-to-eat food, right, it's a shame if it's a waste, that's why I'm waiting for you to finish all the food. You said you were thin so I took the initiative to let you get fat again." "Don't worry, I don't want to be fat anymore, what will my college friends say." "Why, if you are fat I can pinch your cheeks, if now I pinch your cheeks I'm afraid your skin will peel off." Safira sneered at Davino and then said, "You know what, my face has changed a lot, some say I had plastic surgery!"

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.