Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

"Nah, she's too fat," he remarked. For one thing, my friend who said that could have stood to lose ten to fifteen kilograms himself. Next, we were dressed like middle class college kids - jeans, shirts that were most likely clean when we picked them out of the laundry basket, light jackets and the shoe thing.

Jenny started grinning as well as Rohit, Sofia, and Kevin also. Sohu angrily pouted "Hunh, before mocking me, you should watch yourselves. Both of you had also eaten too much yesterday, the stomach of both of you looked like a 5 months pregnant woman... Blegh!" She stretched out her tongue. Sofia and Rohit started grinning while Kevin and Jenny looked at him angrily. They both shouted together "If our stomach looked like a five months pregnant woman then yesterday your stomach looked like nine months pregnant woman." Sohu stood up "Well, then both of you looked like a twelve months pregnant woman."

I said, taking a slice. He laughed. “Then maybe you should start going to the gym.” I froze mid-bite and looked at him slowly. “Are you saying I’m fat?” “What? No, come on, you’re perfect,” he said immediately, hands half-raised in surrender. “But you just told me to gym,” I pressed, pretending to frown. “Because you complained about junk food, baby!” he said, sounding genuinely confused now. I burst into laughter, nearly choking on the pizza. “I was only joking!”

He says in between laughs. “You have no idea. I’m yet to find anyone who eats greasy and fatty foods like she does. Aria can power through junk food like it’s her only source of energy. And the worst part, she has the body of a supermodel, there isn’t a trace of fat to be found anywhere on her body. It’s the world’s greatest mystery, I tell you.” He just continues to laugh, and I roll my eyes and hit his arm. “Stop laughing, it’s annoying and frustrating and...and ugh, annoying!” The guy doesn’t stop laughing, rather he seems to laugh harder, clutching his stomach as he hunches over and laughs hard. “Was it by mistake that you repeated annoying twice, or was it just for emphasis?” He says be

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

“I feel bad that I called him fat. He’s far from it.” Max laughed. “You didn’t call him fat. You called him clumsy. I called him fat.” “True. I’ll make it up to John and bake some chocolate chip cookies.” “Keep that up, and we’ll all end up with giant booties, waddling around with chocolate crumbs decorating our shirts as sugar soars through our veins.” Abby chuckled at the mental image.

Joan rasped with a reddish face due to so much laughter. “ Seriously, I thought I was your friend” Phoebe muttered “ Of course you are…” Joan rasped and Sofia laughed out. “ I'm out”Phoebe rasped and stood up falling on the couch to rest. “ Are you that tired?” Sofia mumbled and Phoebe threw a glare her way. “ Ouch, sorry” Sofia muttered hiding her smile “I'm so hungry,” Joan groaned. “ Huh” Sofia and Minnie rasped before laughing out, Phoebe joined the laughter while Joan frowned at them.

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Aunty please give phone to your daughter I want to talk to her Soha gives phone to sukoon and whispered in her ear if you say something that will not good for you. Sukoon while looking at some takes the phone in her hands and said "Hello" Sukoon that was a bad joke, I will see you tonight I promise after today's night you unable to walk properly at least for a month saying that he cuts the call leaving sukoon in shock After call gets cut without any delay soha slapped sukoon on her cheek.she asked what was that sukoon? Mom I am not ready for this I can't do this

It was still there, but lighter. “Yeah, pushy, that’s her,” he agreed. “My type? Girls who laugh at my jokes. Even the bad ones. And don’t mind if I suck at dancing.” “Your jokes? All bad, man,” I teased. I stretched my leg out and shoved his swing with my foot. It twisted to the side and he yelped. “Hey! Not all,” he shouted, trying to shove me back with his own foot. “Remember that one about Jax and the pizza? Gold.”