Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

I have never been more insulted in my life, did he just refer to me as ugly? "Wow, that's so rich coming from you. If I am ugly, then what are you? Have you seen yourself lately because as far as I am concerned, there is nothing attractive about you... You are big for nothing, your big body frame is exactly a replica of an estate gate, you are definitely far from being attractive." I stated. If I am being honest, he is handsome and I love his size, I am actually attracted to chubby guys but he just insulted me and I can't let him get away with it.

Jerk, 9:10am: Are you so shit scared you can't rear your ugly head or even reply my messages? Ugly head? Not me. Somehow, the words bit me down a bit. It's not like I wanted a jerk like him to find me attractive, but him seeing me as something far from beautiful wasn't going to help my pride or morale. I sent a rolling eyes emoji. Good Grace, 10:18am: Tomorrow, dude.

I laughed so hard that I couldn't contain my cackles and snorts which made her face turn an ugly shade of red that doesn't look good on her. "What the fuck are you laughing at bitch?" she growled turning another shade uglier and lemme just say ewwwww as I laughed harder. "Nothing much really, just the fact you're so dumb and stupid. First I'm not a bitch but guess who is? You! Your tasty ass is the biggest bitch I've even met. So thumbs up on that award. And second you think my mates will take a glance at your broomstick physique or your ugly ass face and by the way as girl to girl, red is very very ugly color on you maybe you should try green. I believe it will suit you better." I said wit

I am guessing Everyone was seeing me but I couldn't see them. "Is this a joke? I have no time for jokes just look at her she is fat and ugly definitely not TV material.." The entire room was lit up and I was no longer on the spotlight. There were about five men and two women in the room, the women were dressed in fancy clothes that made them look so hot like "jump out of vogue" kind of hot. Their beauty looked so unreal I'm pretty sure they have gone through tones of plastic surgery and putting on beauty products. The men were equally hot except for one. Who was giving me dirty looks. I am sure he is the man who just called me ugly.

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

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Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

Mom why are you quite I thought we are besties njena Mom: you know baby today we saw mxolisi's girlfriend they were cute you should've seen how beautiful she is. Dad: mxo and a girl.? Mom: yeah she's so gorgeous baby . Dad: you're also gorgeous moose mama just that . Mom:just that what.? Are you saying im ugly.? Dad: no you're not listen.... Mom started to cry amandla and mpilo laughed and go upstairs. Mom: Nana am I ugly.? Me: No mom you're cute. Dad: even if you were slender I would've loved you mama. Mom: even if I were a frog.?

"I couldn't possibly be that ugly." My laughter fills the room.

"Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology." "Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma." "Shock me, say something intelligent." "You are so fat when you wear a yellow coat, people scream 'taxi'" "Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal." "You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!" "Fine! I quit, you win. Anyhow, we are going for some ice cream." Jake, at last, commits to his failure.