Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

I laughed so hard that I couldn't contain my cackles and snorts which made her face turn an ugly shade of red that doesn't look good on her. "What the fuck are you laughing at bitch?" she growled turning another shade uglier and lemme just say ewwwww as I laughed harder. "Nothing much really, just the fact you're so dumb and stupid. First I'm not a bitch but guess who is? You! Your tasty ass is the biggest bitch I've even met. So thumbs up on that award. And second you think my mates will take a glance at your broomstick physique or your ugly ass face and by the way as girl to girl, red is very very ugly color on you maybe you should try green. I believe it will suit you better." I said wit

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

EdwardBlack1794: I'm in New York cupcake :) I gaped. tate_kvngh: was that an actual joke??? EdwardBlack1794: No. "Holy shit!" I exclaimed. EdwardBlack1794: I wanna finally see you

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

“Uhm, my car is this way. It’s pretty small, sorry. I don’t usually drive lumberjacks around, so I got a compact.” I laughed warmly. “So that’s all I am to you, huh? A lumberjack?” “I guess you would be more of a timber wolf?” she said, tapping her chin with the tip of her finger. “And you say I tell bad dad jokes?” I asked incredulously. “That one blows Fur Sure Solutions right out of the water.” Marley giggled. “What? I thought it was clever.” “The joke, much like you, was very clever,” I said indulgently. “But it was also very bad.”

“I am a person who is... practical and realistic. Hailey laughed and said, “If someone is ugly, then they are ugly, and vice versa.” Travis replied, “The range of people you think are charming is too broad.” He pointed with a finger at the hero’s face, where the video had stopped. “This guy is ugly. It’s a waste of time and life to look at them.” Hailey looked at Travis resentfully. Then, her gaze drifted to the ambiguous hero on the tablet. Suddenly, she felt that the TV drama she was currently watching was boring.

Did he just agree that I am the ugliest person? *_All of them are the same._* My wolf made jokes. *_Now leave this place immediately._* *_That you are accurate is awful. Why not..._* *_Nothing has changed, Lisa; after being bitten twice, you are now the fool. Simply leave._* It continued to rebel. "Lisa, you need to relax so that we can have a genuine talk; I wasn't making fun of you. I merely meant that it explains why you are so reserved.” *_I'm sorry you're mistaken_*. I used my wolf in my jokes.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.