Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

Ugly duckling yelled. "Can you just shut up? You look so hideous while yelling. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror before coming out in the morning? I guess you don't have one since you are a lowly slave like me. Let me analyze your look, you don't have to pay because I'm generous, you are welcome sweetheart. So this is the analysis I have made. You look like a bull dog with a frog face... no not frogs because frogs actually look way cuter than you. You look like a vulture, a hairless rat with your half-eaten hair and you are so dirty... I would just call you a swine. And you have the gut to crush on my Prince Kael. Ugly frog!" I rushed my words, breathing heavily.

EXTRA: Jake: *standing in front of the mirror* Jake: I'm pretty aren't I? Jeremy: Is that a question or a statement? Jake: Question. Jeremy: You're ugly. Leah: Who's ugly? Daddy is ugly! Jay is the prettiest. Jeremy: ..... Jeremy: Do you even have me in your heart, you unfilial child!!! Leah: But daddy said that I shouldn't tell lies (●'◡'●)

Sure enough, it didn't take long before the Internet exploded. Uncle Leonard scrolled through the comments, his face growing darker by the minute. "The comments are flooding in, and almost all of them are criticizing you." He read out the most-liked comments, "This is what today's youth are like—they don't know how to cherish opportunities! "He's wasting educational resources! He should be stripped of the top-scorer title! "I bet he's trying to be an Internet celebrity. How disgusting! "A person like him doesn't deserve the title of top scorer. Apologize to all the other examinees!

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“If you keep saying idiotic things like that it makes it hard for anyone not to worry.” “Woah. Did you just laugh?” I moved in front of him so I could see his face fully. “Show me your smile. If you smile then you should show your teeth and gums. Like this.” I pulled my lips as an example. “Stop that. You look like a monkey.” Ace shook his head and tried to hide his smile with his hand. “Don’t be shy. If you think you are ugly when you laugh then just laugh. You look good at everything. It would be refreshing to see you ugly laughing.”

“No. I’m just not used to the smell of this bus… ” I frowned at Shin as he stopped and laughed again. “What’s so funny?” I asked, annoyed. “You—hahaha!” And he couldn’t stop laughing. “What’s so funny?” “You are so ugly, your voice is even uglier when you pinch your nose—hahaha. Four-eyed strawberry. You have caught all the ugliness in the world. From face to voice—hahaha.” I want to kick this Shin, the way he laughs like there’s no tomorrow.

I was just focused on the book I was reading, pretending not to hear them. “Hey ugly,” one of them called out. “Hope you are not planning to show up tonight.” I pushed back my glasses that were falling off my nose and continued reading. One of them walked to my desk, grabbed my book and dropped it to the floor. “You don't ignore beauty like us.” She said, titling her head smugly. She continued “have you gotten a prom date? Oops, I forgot. Nobody will want an ugly duckling like you to be their date.”

I waved my hand impatiently. Seeing how casually I spoke, Keven had no choice but to go along with it. I thought I was mentally prepared for it. But when I saw my reflection on my phone, I burst into tears. I buried my face in the blanket and cried uncontrollably. Kevin was at a loss, not knowing how to comfort me. From the blanket, I asked unhappily, "Have I turned ugly and horrifying now?" Kevin replied, "No way! You're the prettiest woman in Dainsclef Village."

He said and I smiled. “We all hate him. But how do you know he’s ugly?” I joked. “Haven’t you heard the rumors? They say he is so ugly that his fated mate refused to kiss or sleep with him, that’s why he killed her.” He said and I laughed at the silly rumors. Greyson smirked at me. “Has anyone ever told you that when you laugh, your eyes glow like they are on fire? It’s unbelievably beautiful.” He said and I blushed.

my sister said “I would, but your face would scare everyone away because of how ugly you are” I teased her as I stuck out my tongue to her. Our parents just sat there laughing. “Well jokes on you, we look alike so you are basically calling yourself ugly” she fired back. I was about to reply her when I heard Serena’s car honk outside.