Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

“These bad boys were made for making pastries-not serving hoity-toity ass holes.” I chuckled. “You sure have an optimistic way of looking at things.” I chuckled. “You sure have an optimistic way of looking at things.” “Why shouldn’t I? Today was a win, if you ask me. You managed to spill a drink on that pompous CEO, and we walked away with fifty thousand dollars when we were only contracted for ten.” She scoffed playfully. “Maybe I should get you to spill drinks on jerks more often.” We shared a laugh, but her amusement was far more genuine than mine as I could still feel the sting of humiliation from earlier.

Riley said rolling his eyes. “Little orphan Annie.” Kyle sung from behind us. “I don’t not need this shit today.” I mumbled under my breath. “Dip shit what’s up.” Jordan called from the side of the pretzel stand. “You.” Kyle said annoyed. “Kyle why must you continue to be so childish.” I said as turned to him. “You don’t get tired of the same lame jokes, well jokes on you it’s not working or funny.” “Little nerdy orphan speaks.” He said causing the pack behind him to laugh.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

“I wonder what he saw in her, she is so proud and ugly." These are a few of their hurtful remarks. I caught a glimpse of the guys from a huge glass door, they looked like they wanted to hit someone. I couldn’t help chuckling within me, if only they know that they could all lose their jobs for saying such hurtful words to me. Although it’s not their fault, I name it all on Riley and Loretta. They made a mockery of me and my family when they decided to fool around behind me and even went ahead to spread that terrible news about me. Well, the jokes are on them because I ended up with someone way better than Riley.

Could it be that a group of people couldn't even deal with a kid? "Yellow Hair, you f*cking joke with me, don't you? He, such a little piece of trash, can ruin your plan?" The middle-aged man said angrily.

"You, you think so highly....*sniffs*... of y-yourself!" "H-how dare you, how dare you cheat on me!" "Y-You think...*sniffs*... that you're the only guy on earth? No, no, d-dream on! Y-you're the ugliest! Y-you look like, like a monster! M-monster! Ugly monster!"

No, I've never wondered that. "Awwn," he said, pressing his hand to his chest. "Cute little Sophia, you only know how to eat and inflate those fat cheeks of yours." "Justin!" "What? Is it wrong to say that you are cute? No one has ever told you that?" "No," I said shyly. "Then, they need glasses," he replied, in a note of finality. "Maybe, I can lend them my Momma's own you know," "Okay," I said, quietly.

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.

Zack Lee smiled at me and teased me. “Don’t laugh. You’re ugly like a shit. ” I said with emphasis and his staff held back their laughter, because he was really ugly. “W-what ?! What did you say?!. ” He asked me angrily and suddenly, and I was the one laughing out loud now because of what he was up to. Why? Can’t he accept that he’s really ugly ?. Criminal is still ugly.