Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

"What? You want to protect these useless losers with just you, are you telling a joke?" The werewolf with a huge stomach laughed at the sky.

Theodore A huge guy who I recognize from the IT crowd, and who was frowning at me from the corner, is now reared up before us. “How the hell do you find this shit funny?” “I didn’t find anything funny. I was just telling my friend about our co-worker who disappeared, and I don’t think we were laughing about it, weren’t we?” I bite back, not caring about keeping it down, as they don’t like me anyway. As expected for such an dumb muscle, he doesn’t take my retort too well and points a finger at me, barking, “Watch your damn mouth, you cheap-ass gigolo. I heard you joking about it before, but this is it.”

I rolled my eyes. "Jerk," I said. "Because I'm ugly?" Why did I even ask him this question?! "I never said you were ugly. I just stated that you are unattractive. There is a difference," he said. I lifted my left brow. "Ugly ladies are unattractive," I said and rolled my eyes. "That's not true," he replied as he turned his head away from me. He returned his attention to the river. "There is no such thing as an ugly person in the world. You're unattractive to me since you're not my type." I rolled my eyes once more.

I said proudly while brushing my hair in my hand. They stared at me and then turned their backs on me. "Let's get out of here, maybe a strong storm will blow us away.", Said Jam, so I shot it. “Fuck you”, I said angrily to him, to which the idiots just laughed. I turned my gaze to the confused Jam. It squealed as I numbed what I had shot. "You're ugly, fool," I said to him reluctantly, which made the idiots laugh even more. I was shaken and passed them. They followed me.

"Nice joke. I guess living a poor man's life has diminished your sense of humor greatly." A snigger was heard somewhere in the corner. We always played this game. The 'Let's insult each other game' it was fun until one of us tried to rip each other's throats. That was, in fact, part of the game. You get mad you lose. “Poor and proud. I can still wear a fifty dollar suit and walk into a room full of pompous rich assholes like yourself and own the fucking show." I grinned, "Not to forget woo the ladies."

Oh my God, this is so abso-fucking-massively cool, as massive as an elephant's balls: I found the vampire's weakness. "Aww, you want him to call you his daddy, don't you?" I wiggle my eyebrows and glance over my shoulder to wink at the man who wants to kill me about a thousand times more than he wanted when he arrived. "Come on, be a big boy, DeAmes, grip your big boy panties and call the blood sponge your daddy; he's waiting." Side note: these three are fucking boring. I'm on the roll today, delivering the best jokes ever, and none of them acknowledges my effort. Fucking boomers.

"Look at you! You are humiliating yourself by wearing high quality replicas!" Rex then refuted. "You are the same as well. Wearing a down jacket on this occasion. You don't feel embarrassed but I am ashamed for you. You look so ugly in that. Looking like a penguin, and the ugliest one no less!" "I didn't want to wear a down jacket too, but the weather is too cold! At least, I am not wearing high quality fakes! You are as ugly as sh*t and the smelliest one no less!"

She is even uglier than the Virganians! (Virganians- the ugliest type of an ogre. An S class monster) 'hahaha' Everyone who heard what the latter said laughed. Tsk. If I cut off their heads, let's just see if they are still beautiful afterward. "Shut up all of you! You have no right to and insult her! You are beautiful and handsome but your character has been rotting in hell for a long time! Another word and all of you will end up in the detention room.” Lia shouted so they all fell silent

That motherfucker is so dead. ******************************************

"Even your friend is always trying to act cute around me, she's just too young." "Right. Their lives would be ruined if you entertained them," she chuckled, "as if you're really handsome." "I'm handsome, it runs in the family, look, we even look alike!" "Grandma, do we really look alike?" She asked her grandmother. "Unfortunately, dear, you do resemble each other," her grandmother replied. "Oh my God! I'm so ugly!! I might as well end my life than be ugly forever!" She joked. "You're really crazy!" Her uncle playfully choked her. "I'm the one at a disadvantage with your looks!"