Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

I said proudly while brushing my hair in my hand. They stared at me and then turned their backs on me. "Let's get out of here, maybe a strong storm will blow us away.", Said Jam, so I shot it. “Fuck you”, I said angrily to him, to which the idiots just laughed. I turned my gaze to the confused Jam. It squealed as I numbed what I had shot. "You're ugly, fool," I said to him reluctantly, which made the idiots laugh even more. I was shaken and passed them. They followed me.

She is even uglier than the Virganians! (Virganians- the ugliest type of an ogre. An S class monster) 'hahaha' Everyone who heard what the latter said laughed. Tsk. If I cut off their heads, let's just see if they are still beautiful afterward. "Shut up all of you! You have no right to and insult her! You are beautiful and handsome but your character has been rotting in hell for a long time! Another word and all of you will end up in the detention room.” Lia shouted so they all fell silent

I shrug. Nayel stares at me in amusement, "What was the joke?" He asks. "I saw your Bentz and was like douchebag car for the biggest douchebag I know" It's not even funny saying it out loud. Why am I such a loser? Maria, you need to shut the fuck up sometimes Jesus. Nayel chuckles, "well offense taken" I shrug, "Sorry" I say smiling at him.

"Even your friend is always trying to act cute around me, she's just too young." "Right. Their lives would be ruined if you entertained them," she chuckled, "as if you're really handsome." "I'm handsome, it runs in the family, look, we even look alike!" "Grandma, do we really look alike?" She asked her grandmother. "Unfortunately, dear, you do resemble each other," her grandmother replied. "Oh my God! I'm so ugly!! I might as well end my life than be ugly forever!" She joked. "You're really crazy!" Her uncle playfully choked her. "I'm the one at a disadvantage with your looks!"

Jоеl сhuсklеd lоudlу оbvіоuѕlу fіndіng the whоlе thіng соmрlеtеlу аnd uttеrlу hіlаrіоuѕ. “It’ѕ nоt funny, Jоеl,” I fumеd, соmрlеtеlу еmbаrrаѕѕеd by thе fасt thеу knеw whаt I ѕоundеd like in the moment. “Oh іt іѕ, Iz, come on, сrасk a ѕmіlе,” hе tеаѕеd.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

I knew I was ugly, but hearing my own sister say it still made me shake with pain. "You know what?" She leaned close to my ear. "You're not just ugly. You're stupid, too." I froze, confused by what she meant. "I'm so beautiful and well-behaved, so of course I should be the only princess. Seeing you with a face just like mine makes me sick every time. "When we were eight, I fell off that cliff on purpose. I knew you'd come save me. I calculated exactly where to position myself so you'd get that scar.

Don't you think you're a joke? "That's right! You keep on trying to make yourselves look good. You talk about yourselves as if you're the strongest in the world. It's an absolute joke. Don't you feel embarrassed saying all of that? If you really have such strong opinions, then go try and change the rules. We're not the ones who set the world. We're not interested in trying to pass with all of you either?! Do you think we're happy having to look at your ugly faces?"

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

His brows are lifted up a little and one side of his face twitches up a tinny smirk as he chews on his buttom lip. "I can't say i really give a shit Ali but I'm quite offended you would call me of all people ugly" he makes funny gestures with his fingers and rolls his eyes at the mention of the last word. " You should know, there are a lot of ladies out there that could die for just a little piece of this man meat." He pointed both thumbs at himself and winked. I really try not to act as childish as he is.... But I just can't help the eye roll that escapes me.