Novel & Cerita Zombies Funny

Sarah muttered, rolling his eyes. Favour adjusted his glasses. “I’m going to sleep for a week. Maybe two and never read any book that has to do with zombies again.” “Boring,” Justin said with a grin. “Me? I’m hitting up the biggest buffet in town. And I’m not leaving until they roll me out.” “You’d be doing that even if there wasn’t a zombie apocalypse,” Collins quipped, earning a round of laughter. Jeff smiled faintly. “I just want to see my family again.”

Munch… Crunch… Suddenly, a chewing sound came from around the corner. Julian was stunned and poked half his head out to look. By the elevator, a zombie in a torn Armani suit was crouched on the floor, gnawing on a corpse that had long since become unrecognizable. As if it had smelled fear coming off a living person, the suited zombie suddenly went still. It slowly turned its head. Its cloudy, pale eyes locked onto Julian. A long, dark red piece of intestine was still hanging from the corner of its torn mouth.

" Lucas roared while pointing a finger at me, his eyes filled with nothing but absolute disgust. Jeffrey lifted a foot and kicked my knee forcefully, forcing me to fall before Alison. "Juliet, I've warned you not to play games. If you lay another finger on Alison, I will end you and feed you to the zombies immediately." I could still remember the very first time I was shoved into a swarm of zombies three months ago. Alison said she needed white roses for her late mother's grave. Specifically, she wanted those from the zombie-infested zone. I gave my all in picking them and bringing them back for her, only for her to throw them into the trash right away, claiming that they stank of zombies an

Present Time “F-k me,” Rhett stared. “Is that f-king Guy?” There were zombies hanging from the streetlights along the street, their necks broken, and bodies twisted, and yet their limbs jerking as they swam through the air mindlessly. The stench was stomach curling, Rhett thought. At the point of being hung, many had lost control of their bowels, and the paving below them was splattered with ooze and their trousers stuck to their legs with it, the foulness attracting flies and insects.

Evelyn muttered, both of us stopping midway in the hall thinking about how beyond fantasy world is hidden with. "Zombies are definitely real because you look like one, sis." Ivy chuckled weirdly, looking me from top to bottom. "Even bloody mary exists because of you, sickeningly brothers," I growled, punching him in the gut. He hissed, rubbing the sore part as he shot me a glare. I stuck my tongue out at him, hitting him with the purse one last time before I sprinted away.

“Opinions?” Our hesitation seemed to provoke Dr. Schnell. “Der ist no time for an American-shtyle football huddle! They will be comink! They vill not shtop!” “Who won’t stop, Dr. Schnell?” Mont called out. “The Zombies! Now get in here und ve can all help each other survive, or I vill leaf you all out there to die. Your choice.” “He may be an evil son of a bitch, but I think he’s being for real right now,” Rachelle said. “I’ve never seen him so freaked out.”

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

"Promise me you will buy the shark ones when he's one year old then. Hmm?" "Fine. But I will throw the zombie onesie away." "Bright! The zombie onesie is my favourite! It has cute zombies!" I complained, whining. "For number one, Zombies are not cute! Bubble will be scared if he sees the zombies! And you don't want him to be scared, do you?" "Bubble will not be a crybaby! He won't be afraid of those tiny zombies-" "Hey." a familiar voice greeted us from the direction where we came in from. Doctor Zunshine closed the door behind her and walked in meekly.

It was surrounded by those 'walkers', stumbling around like they were in a trance. "What are they?" He breathed out, staring in disbelief. He chugged some water, letting out a sigh of hydrated relief. "They call them walkers." She pointed the screen down slightly to allow him to see easier and switched to the website she was reading. "There's information on them, finally." As Adam read, she watched his expression change from confused to terrified. "This is like an actual zombie movie." He spluttered, barely able to get his words out. Behind them, a stirring caught their attention.

Todd didn't want that. "Back to the report, please" Todd heaved a sigh of relief as Karl opened back the notes. "So, what is going to happen to the bitten" Karl sought answers again. "Have you ever watched a zombie movie?" Todd tried explaining in the easiest way he thought Karl would understand. "Are you saying they will become zombies?" Karl asked excitingly. "Yeah, more like that" Todd hoped he had satisfied him. "How are we going to know you are not lying" Karl asked ridiculously. Todd was maddened.