100 Jokes Tagalog

The zombies.... Are coming! Sa gitna ng epidemyang kumakalat at pinoproblema ng mundo, Ang mga zombies. Sa gitna ng Apocalypse ay ang dalawang pusoay patuloy pa ring mag-iibigan. Pag-iibigang handang isakripsisyo ang sarili para lamang mailigtas ang taong minamahal.

Dengan nafkah 100 Juta per bulan, apakah aku bahagia? TIDAK Suami loyal, mertua baik, apakah sepenuhnya membuat bahagia? Belum tentu. Jika aku belum tau topeng apa yang mereka pakai.

"Anak ko ang nakasalalay dito, Jessa, kaya hindi mo kami masisisi kung gumawa man kami ng bagay na kahit alam naming makakasakit para lang madugtungan ang buhay ni Clyde." Mapait siyang ngumiti. Tinignan niya si Xyrius na nakatingin sa kanya sari-saring emosyon ang nagsasalimbayan sa mga mata nito. Iniiwas niya ang tingin dito at bumaling kay Giselle. "Gusto kitang saktan, kung puwede nga lang patayin kita ngayon." Dumaan ang gulat ang takot sa mga mata ni Giselle. "Pero hindi ko gagawin dahil baka mamaya buntis ka na pala. Baka nakabuo na pala kayo ng asawa ko. Sayang yung sakit na nararamdaman ko kung mawawala lang yung batang magdudugtong sa buhay ni Clyde." Pinunasan niya ang luha niya gamit ang manggas ng damit niya. Saka tumayo ng tuwid. Naglakad siya at ng na sa tapat na siya ni Giselle huminto siya. Hinubad niya ang wedding ring niya at iniabot ang kamay nito saka inilagay roon ang wedding ring niya. "Tutal makapal naman ang mukha mo 'wag ka nang mahiya. Sa iyo na rin itong wedding ring ko. Sayong-sayo na si Xyrius..." aniya dito na ikinagulat nito. Saka niya ito nilagpasan at tinungo ang pinto pero hinabol siya ni Xyrius at pinigilan. Malamig ang mga matang nilingon niya ito. "I'm sorry..." umiiyak na anito. "Ayokong mawala si Clyde pero mas ayokong mawala ka sa buhay ko..." humahagulgol na anito. Hindi niya rin napigilan ang pagpatak ng luha niya. "Isa lang puwede mong piliin at pinili mo siya, X. Anong laban ko ro'n e, anak mo 'yon. Dugo at laman mo 'yon..." Marahan niyang tinanggal ang kamay nito sa braso niya. "Hanggang dito na lang ako... hindi ko na kayang magpatuloy na kasama ka. Goodbye, love... be a good father." Tinapik niya ang balikat nito at tumalikod na siya.

Shen, a daughter of a vampire hunter, strong and independent. She used to live an isolated life to hide from their enemies, the vampires. But during her birthday, an unexpected event happened in her life. They were attacked by their enemies, she died and resurrected as a mate of a vampire prince. How can she survive her life as his mate when she discovers that her father murdered her mate's mother? How long she will endure the pain of being his unwanted mate? *** Language: Tagalog-English Genre: Vampire-Fantasy-Romance Mature| Not suitable for young audiences.

Siyam na estudyante ang naimbitahan sa Mansiyon ng sikat na Artist na su Gregorio Santillan. Ngunit ang hindi alam ng mga estudyante, may nagbabadyang panganib na naghihintay sa kanila. At ano ang ibig ipahiwatig ng mga panaginip ni Alyssa? Ito ba ay isang babala o sadyang panaginip lamang? Paano pa maililigtas ni Alyssa ang walong estudyante sa sumpa ng painting na kanilang nilalagdaan, kung maging siya ay bilanggo na rin ng Larawan?

Malapit na mawalan ng pag-asa si Grace sa buhay at gusto na niya wakasan ang sarili niya pero may pumigil sa kanya. Walang iba kundi si Calvin Montevista Ang lalaking magmamahal sa kanya ng totoo. Natupad ang kahilingan niyang maging masaya. Pero nagulat na lang siya isang araw isang malamig na tingin at pandidiri ang nakikita niya sa mukha ni Calvin. Para bang nabasag ang pagkatao niya pero kahit ganun nagsumikap si Grace na nararapat pa rin siya maging masaya.

"Mr. Johnson, we're in the office–" Ethan takes another step towards me, making me step backwards; although we both know it's fruitless. "So what? You may be the Director, but have you forgotten the terms of our contract?” He pulls me flush against himself, my heart racing as I reply, "For the next three months, I will do exactly as you say.” He tugs on my hair to tilt my head back, brushing his lips against the exposed curve of my neck. The sensation is electrifying, melting my initial inhibitions. "Good." In one swift motion, he spins me around; and before I know it, Ethan has cuffed my wrists to the desk, leaving me breathless and utterly at his mercy… "Ethan..." "Let it go, Ashley…" That's all I need to push me over the edge. Both my mind and body are under his spell, and I'm going to let him claim me… *** Ashley Waverly’s world shatters when her parents die suddenly. Determined to save her company at any cost, she seeks help from the most ruthless businessman, Ethan Johnson. The heartless Ethan agrees to help her, but on one condition: she has to sign a contract with him. Ashley saves her company, but the business arrangement turns into a nightmare, as Ethan doesn't miss any chance to break her soul and humiliate her. Ashley endures his cruelty in silence, only to disappear the day her contract expires… not knowing Ethan has started to fall for her. After five years, fate has again rolled its dice and both of them have crossed paths. But this time, Ashley is not alone… she has a cute little four-year-old son. Will they find redemption and a second chance at happiness, or will the scars of the past tear them apart once more? ***

Extreme beauty, intelligence, and unique set of skills. Zea was only seventeen back then and everything in her life was perfect. But not until they killed her father and took away the man that she loves. Driven, she set out overseas and train to be the best special agent. And after nine long years, she's given an assignment. A dangerous, highly classified mission, as an undercover high school student. In a well-known university that is secretly run by a viciously organized underground syndicate, that is strongly linked to her father's death. Determined to seek justice. Everything is right in place. But not until she found him—again.

Amara decided to take a vacation for herself to a secluded town in order to figure out what to do with her life after college. Little did she know that this small town could house so much of what she's looking for in life - including a hottie with an abominable reputation.

Ashery Myth Moondale wants to find out what's really happened to her parent's death, she's going to the Philippines because someone told that the culprit to her parent's death is in the Philippines and hiding. She's going to be a mysterious in her school. She thought that it will be easy for her but she was wrong because she will meet the King of bully, Kent Chester Luxurious. She will taste a living hell in arms of the bullies she want to fight back but she chose to be calm and ignore the bullies. But for all the wrongs Kent had done to Ash, she still saved him from the hands of the bad people.