Absurd Synonyms

Alya has been living in her cocoon since forever that stepping into NYC calls for an adventure. Or rather, to curb her wandering mind of what it feels like to have something you've been dreaming of- married to someone who has all the criteria you've seen only in movies. She leaves her comfort zone and dives into a life that has been scripted since day one. It can be two things, either a liberating experience to be someone who doesn't have to think much and just live the way it's been laid out, or to feel suffocated by how much scripted and planned everything is. Yummy DILF has been living his life in pretence. But if money can buy imagination who are we to judge him on that? He didn't exactly ask for our money to live that way, so leave the judgement by the door and come in for a read if you feel like you're open to this absurd pretence. *** "I need you to come for me." He orders in a stern tone after I've let out all sorts of noise while he tongue-fucked me. It finally dawns on me that I'm being a desperate bitch I never wanted to be when I first accepted this job. What have I become? "Come for me, B." His finger is pressing me into following his order to which I reluctantly shake on his mouth. As quiet as it began, it ends in the same way as he helps me with my thong and pulls down my dress to its original state. Stepping in my view he smiles at me smugly, "See, being my wife isn't always so difficult."

“Yang benar saja, Nda, masa aku harus nikah sama cleaning service?" Rain tidak habis pikir, bunda menjodohkannya dengan seorang perempuan yang ia pikir adalah pembantu baru di rumah. Rain—seorang pembalap mobil profesional meninggalkan sirkuit Silverstone dan kembali ke tanah air atas permintaan bundanya. Bagi Rain yang sejak dalam kandungan sudah ditinggalkan ayahnya, bunda adalah segalanya. Ia akan melakukan apa pun demi kebahagiaan sang bunda. Lady Queenara, wanita pekerja keras nan sederhana, melakukan semua pekerjaan untuk menyambung hidup. Di matanya, Rain, pria yang dijodohkan dengannya, hanyalah cowok arogan yang suka main wanita. "Gue nggak akan membiarkan perjodohan absurd ini terjadi. Lo bukan tipe gue!" “Kalau pun harus menikah, aku lebih memilih menikah dengan buaya daripada laki-laki buaya seperti kamu." Ketika bunda meminta menikahi perempuan pilihannya, akankah Rain rela meninggalkan wanita yang setiap malam menghangatkan ranjangnya? IG Author: zizarageoveldy

Felisha Smith is a 28 years old football coach who never supports that dates or marries younger men. To her, it’s absurd and plain . But what happened when she’s tucked into a situation where she has to strike a contract with not just any younger man but her own student Sebastian. And Sebastian Collins on the other hand, the football captain who never liked his football coach on first sight, don’t mind ruining her reputation should she reject his proposed contract.

Man dies. His last act in the previous life generates him an absurd amount of karma. He meets a god, and it reborns him in a crossworld of Larry Potter and DxD. He gets a gift, one that can only be fully explored with the knowledge that he learned in his previous profession in the previous world. The keeping of knowledge is also a gift. And with that, his karma is spent. Thrown in the world with a 'good luck' and a slap in the back, he fights to survive until the start of canons. The time until that, 1000 years. Yeah… Now read about some of his adventures in this crossed over world, beginning already in HP canon. English is not my main language, so you will find some strange stuff, like the mix of North American and the Queen’s English. Disclaimer: All characters that you recognize from the franchise of Larry Potter and DxD are propriety of its respective creators and I only wish that they were mine. But they are not. I only own the MC, the OCs, and the ideas that generated the non canon plot.

Inhaling deeply, I nodded as I gazed into his sexy grey eyes, "Yes. I will be your fake fiancée, Roman." He smirked, "Perfect. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, doll." +++ One day, Sofie Diaz comes home, and is given the horrendous news of her engagement to the CEO of a reputable business corporation, who is thrice her age, by her greedy parents. Infuriated, she goes to a bar to drink her frustration away. There, she meets a sexy stranger. One thing leads to another, and Sofie ends up having a one-night stand with him. The next morning, the man, Roman Giovanni, who Sofie later realizes is one of the richest CEOs in America, makes an absurd proposal, for her to be his fake fiancée for a hundred days to fulfill his grandmother's wish, for him to get married. Ignoring her logical reasoning, Sofie accepts his proposal on a whim as she'd rather fake being engaged to a hot billionaire than be the wife of an old ogre. What happens when this arrangement of theirs blooms into love spiced with a generous dash of passionate sexcapades?

Seven years ago... I was his stalker. Three years ago... I was his wife. Two years ago... I was his ex-wife. Since the day he left me, my life has never been the same. It seems like I gathered all life's misfortunes - my mother died from cancer, our family business went down, and my dad could not face the shame, so he killed himself, leaving me to take on the responsibilities of paying his debts. I have to work hard to make ends meet. I worked as a baker, a dance instructor, and an entertainer to pay the debts as well as to support myself. I was trying to be okay until he came back. He manipulated everything - owned the bakeshop where I worked as a baker, paid me to give him private dance classes, and made me agree to perform in private with him. Do you think that is already worse? Nah-uh! He paid my family's debt in the banks, so I am obliged to pay him based on his terms. I am Patricia Sandoval, sold to Stuart Cordoval - I am his personal assistant, private chef, personal dance instructor, exclusive entertainer, and on-call bedwarmer for my beloved ex-husband. This may sound absurd, but yes, I am sold to my ex-husband.

5 Ace Series[ First Book ] ■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡ Can love happen twice? The answer to this conflicting question is, YES. But have you ever heard about someone falling in love with the same person twice? Sounds, absurd, right? Well, our female protagonist did fall for the same person twice, and the second time, harder than before. ■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡ I bring you all a tale of a girl who is not weak but is tied with fears and insecurities and a guy who will do anything in his power to take her out of the shell she has created around herself. A story full of mysteries, and an evil ready to pounce on our leads. How will they save each other? Will they be able to? Or before that, they both will become prey in the evil's hand? ■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡■♡ To get the answers to the above-asked questions and to unfold all the mysteries do join our protagonists Namit Khanna and Samaira Kashyap in their romantic mystery-thriller journey named "Yet Again".

"I need you to get the out of my presence!" Lorena screamed, her whole body trembling with rage. Makris chuckled. "You swear you hate me Lorena, but your eyes tell a different tale. Your body responds to my presence with the promise of the most sinful pleasures of life. I know you loved him once Emerald, but he's your past. I my dear, I am your future." The glamorous Lorena Cicero is a tempting heiress from the most delicate home in Rome. If Rome has a royal family, it is the Cicero's. She has the face of an angel, but the brains of a demon. The previous year, her elder sister Verona Cicero was forced into an arranged marriage to the duke by their absurd father. This year, it is Lorena's turn to be forced Into an arranged marriage willed with a contract to the heir of the most powerful Greek businessman from a prestigious lineage, Makris Adriano Andino. All breaks loose when the arrogant Greek billionaire discovers she's the woman who catnapped him a few weeks back. He vows to put the sharp-witted beauty in her place, while Lorena plans to defy her father if it meant being stuck in a loveless marriage. A whirlwind of love, betrayal, power, lust, and drama tests the relationship between these two powerful dynasties, leaving casualties behind.

Seri CEo Brothers 3, “Hm ... Darius, apakah kamu tidak mau memperkenalkan temanmu yang cantik ini pada kami?” tanya Walter, salah satu teman Darius. “Kenalkan, namaku, Morin, aku sugar babynya, Uncle Darius,” kata Morin riang sambil bergelayut di tangan Darius. Kalimat itu membuat semua orang disana terperangah, termasuk Darius yang langsung melotot pada Morin. Sebelum Darius bisa menyanggah perkataan Morin, gadis itu sudah kembali berujar. “Karena aku sudah lelah, jadi kami pulang duluan ya. Silakan kalian melanjutkan bersenang senangnya,” lanjut Morin masih dengan suara riangnya dan setelahnya, menarik Darius untuk mengikutinya. **** Ayo ikuti berbagai rencana absurd dan kekonyolan yang dilakukan Morin demi membawa Om tercintanya berdiri di Altar! Morin Davina Wallace adalah gadis belia berusia tujuh belas tahun. Dia jatuh cinta pada paman angkatnya sendiri. Sejak usianya sebelas tahun, Morin sudah mulai menyusun rencana untuk membawa paman kesayangannya menuju altar saat usianya delapan belas tahun. Dan rencana itu dimulai sekarang, saat dirinya akan berkuliah di negara yang sama dengan tempat Kakak Ayahnya itu tinggal! Darius Jonathan Hartadi, CEO Volle Group yang terkenal dingin dan tidak tersentuh wanita. Dua kali gagal menikah membuat pria itu memilih untuk melajang seumur hidup. Kehadiran Morin secara tiba tiba di hidupnya ternyata membawa warna pada dunianya. Gadis itu seperti magnet yang menariknya keluar dari dinding tak kasat mata di hatinya. *** Jika ingin tahu lebih jelas cerita pertemuan pertama Morin dan Darius, bisa mampir dulu ke Warisan Pacar 3 Bulan. Seri CEO Brothers 1. Diculik Calon Adik Ipar : Darren - Eloisa 2. Warisan Pacar 3 Bulan : Donny - Monika 3. Love Target : Darius - Morin untuk daftar buku saya yang lengkap bisa dilihat diIG: ivonyroseauthor

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