The Beta's Blind Date
I ask, turning the screen to him.
“Your profile,” he replies, cool as a cucumber, just sipping water from his cup as I stare at him from the floor.
“You made it for me?” I gape.
“What’s the matter? Did I answer the questions wrong?”
“No, they’re all fucking correct!”
“So, what’s the problem?”
“They’re all correct!” I repeat, and he just laughs at me. “Am I really that much of an open book? And come on, did you have to include that Rapunzel is my favorite Disney princess?”