Touch Me, Daddy
Soft, quiet music floats from the speakers, and a ridiculously bendy person demonstrates on the screen.
Okay, I'm breathing. I'm holding. I'm shaking worse than someone suffering from fever, and jeez, I thought yoga was supposed to be relaxing.
Mom has gone out for an impromptu hangout with friends. If she was her right now, seeing me like this, she'll be wheezing her guts out.
"Ow," I wheeze to the empty room. "Please god, hurry up."