Book Of Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

Zhi Fubao sat alone and occupied two seats because he was too fat. After sitting down, Zhi Fubao said to Li Meiyu with a smile, "Sister-in-law, is your roommate beautiful?" Li Meiyu sat down and took out a small sharp knife from her hand as if she were playing a trick. "Fatty, if you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll help you lose 10 kilograms of weight directly." Zhi Fubao instantly shrank his neck in fear and hurriedly said, "Sister... No, Miss. Li, is your roommate beautiful?"

The other asked. " Which of the questions would you love me to answer first?" He exchanged looks with the two of them. " You don't understand the question, right? I mean, which of your questions should I take first? Well, I will go with the first one. That is a lot easier to answer. Actually, nothing is the matter. I was just trying out my luck with covering distances. As you can see, I am fat. " He paused and looked at himself. " Would you say someone like me is fat? No. I guess the answer is no. I am not fat. Plump would be a better and soothing word for me. Don't you think so? Yeah. I am plumpy. Not fat. That is because I am a foodie. I eat a lot. "

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

Seth sneered down at the chubby girl on the floor. Nathan watched her grab the books, and he noticed her hands were shaking. “Fucking pain in the ass.” The rest of their peers were laughing as Mary did everything she could to get out of their way. Nathan was bored, turning his back on her. “You’d think she’d go on a diet or work out or some shit.” Seth really had an issue with fat people.

she said eyeing me weirdly. I smacked her arm "how rude!I am not fat...am I ?"I asked in horror. She rubbed her arm,"ouch that actually hurt woman! I was just saying okay,maybe you should lay off that junk food you are so obsessed with." I rolled my eyes,as If I would ever betray pizza,onion rings,zinger wings and beef burgers! "Oh no ways ,forget it." She laughed "don't say I didn't warn you." "Yeah whatever,"

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

"Yeah, I copied. Why should a fatso like Ruby have such amazing design talent? Why? Fat people should just die." "You think that's all? Ruby was bullied at school too! I did it all! So what?" "To think that fat pig wanted to wear her own designs. Hilarious! She must never look in the mirror!" "Yeah, she got fat because of what my mom did. Who told her to be so greedy? She deserved it!"

The fat man's face immediately changed from anger to shyness and cuteness. At the same time, he looked at Samuel seriously with a pair of innocent eyes. Manfred and the other two couldn't help laughing, and Saber Twelve laughed so hard that even the steamed buns fell out of his mouth. How could the fat man hide it from them? "If you want to look at the steamed buns, why did you get a club?" Manfred chuckled. "Does your foot hurt?" Samuel also said coldly in a low voice. This club weighed at least a hundred kilograms and was extremely huge. When it fell to the ground, it hit the fat man's foot and rolled to the side.

“Who said you are calling me fat?” The three burst out laughing. “You? Who else? You’re the only fat woman here.” I did push my anger down, thinking these bastards were not worth it, but the way they giggled and looked at me with disgust, all my restraint was thrown out of the window. “Me? Fat?” “What else? Or are you in denial?” he asked. “Your fat. The most fat among all.” Another wave of anger roared through my mind. As if my hands had a mind of their own, my palms landed on the man’s cheeks.

At the dining table, Braint looked at the book of human anatomy in his hand and said lightly, "If you want to starve to death, you have to get rid of the fats on your body first." Demarion, "..." "Braint, you are saying that I am fat!" "I'm just stating an objective fact." "Yes, what Braint said is true!" Beside him, Little Liliana, whose hair was tied up in a ponytail, answered in a hurry, "Demarion, you should eat less in the future, otherwise, you will easily starve to death!" Demarion, "..." He felt that he had been targeted. The little fellow twitched his lips in frustration. "I was just joking with mommy."