Cheesy Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

she declared. "Geez, you could've given me a heads-up! You nearly gave me a heart attack," Bob grumbled. "Haha, my bad!" "It’s fine. I’d give you all my blood if you asked for it. Heck, I’d give you my life," Bob added, trying to sound smooth. "Haha, you’re hilarious. Do you actually use those cheesy lines to pick up girls?" Emely asked with a smirk. "Yeah... how did you know?" "No wonder you're still single. Your lines are way too flashy. Take my advice: bury that one and never use it again," Emely said, grinning.

I am also interested in her My pick-up lines were lame and gross, good thing I only keep it with myself "Ah I thought you were young, about sixteen like that or seventeen hihi", I was shocked at she said, is that a pick-up line? Did she felt tingles all over his body just because of that? I approached her and looked at her face to make sure, it's as if you can't identify if she's still tingled, or she's just plasticizing that man Maybe she's doing sales talk on him, and she wants our bill to lessen

The worst chat up line in history. That was the instant I threw a shoe at him. And found him adorable. He dropped to his knees, hands in the air, and exclaimed, “I’m so sorry! Shit! When I get nervous, I say the most inappropriate...Shit! How am I meant to talk sense when you look like that?” “Like what?” “A beautiful, hopefully very forgiving Goddess! Let me start over? No more shoes?” Stood in the room, my arms folded, another shoe of Cass’s ready to launch at him I’d not succumbed.

He decided that maybe a bouquet of flowers wouldn't work, so he thought that he needed some pick-up lines for Eve. I really hope that this time he will get a chance to talk with his mate and work things out. But at least every one of us here knows now that Carter wouldn't give up on Eve easily. "Carter, you need a pick-up line that will make her drop her underwear," Lucas suggested, that makes Sally snort and crown, "Really? And why is my underwear still up your zipper line?" "Oh come on babe!" Lucas groaned, "I don't want her to drop any underwear, I just want her to like me once we talk, okay?" Carter sighed,

I wanted to chastise him for his arrogance, but I appreciated the attention and the ego boost. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’” the guy continued with his cheesy pickup lines. I wanted to laugh but I put my hands on my hips instead, raised my eyebrows, and stuck my chin up in the air. “Do these pickup lines ever work for you?” I haughtily asked. I stammered, but I schooled my expression in neutrality fairly quickly.

I am delivering documents to my fiance, Caleb Greene, when I see his personal assistant, Yelena Langdon, sit in his lap. "Mr. Greene, the seatbelt's broken and dug into my chest so hard that it really hurts now. Could you help me take a look?" Caleb, who claims to have a phobia of women, lets out a low chuckle and strokes her waist. "Is that so? Then I should take a closer look to see where you're hurt." The two get tangled together right there in the car, so engrossed in each other that they fail to notice me standing outside even after five minutes have passed. I knock on the car window. After Caleb rolls down the window, his face twists into an expression of shock. "Becca! What are

Came his deep husky and sexy voice, "Fuck!" I cursed inwardly biting my lower lip "How did you get my number?" "Fuck my Cherie, you fucking need to be punished huh?" "What…what do you mean?" I stuttered, already knowing he's smirking "You don't answer a call with a question my Cherie" "Why are you absent today, you don't just divide to be absent, I'm still your boss Ace" "Fuck my Cherie, I fucking want to taste those sumptuous lips of you"

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

My laughter filled the air of the restaurant. “All right, let’s hear your best pickup line. Impress me with your smooth-talking skills.” I told him as he grinned, his eyes gleaming with determination. “All right, here goes.” He spoke before clearing his voice and looking at me with puppy eyes. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” I burst into laughter, my hand covering my mouth to stifle the sound. “Oh God, that was cheesy! But I have to admit, it did bring a smile to my face.” I laughed as Caleb bowed his head in mock defeat.

I sighed. "So when are you free?" I asked him. "I am always free for you," he said. "Really? That is the worst pick up line I have ever heard in my life and I have a thing for pick-up lines," I said. "Do not worry love, I have a lot of lines down my jeans," He said and I laughed.