Corny Pick Up Line Jokes Novels & Stories

Si Beatrice ay niloko at ipinahamak ni Minda, ang dapat ay kanyang magiging biyenan. Dinala sya nito sa kwarto ni Marcus, ang tiyuhin ng kanyang fiance na noon ay nakawheelchair dahil sa aksidenteng kinasangkutan nito. Napilitan syang pakasalan si Marcus upang mabawi ang dangal na nawala sa kanya. Ang inaasahan nyong miserableng mangyayari sa buhay nya mataposa maipakasal kay Marcus, ay kabaliktaran pala ng tunay na mangyayari. May tangi lamang syang problema sa kanilang pagsasama, si Marcus ay may sakit at mahina na. Ngunit isang araw matutuklasan nya ang isang sekreto ng kanyang asawa na ito pala ay palihim na nagpapagamot. Ito na kaya ang magiging umpisa ng kanilang perpektong pamilya o i

Isang lalaking mahilig isatisfy lahat ng babaeng nabibighani sa kanya. At sa sobrang galing niya sa aliw, binabalik balikan siya, hindi nila makalimutan si Zan, lalo na pag datinh sa mainit na gabing pagsasaluhan, siya na at ang pinakamagaling sa lahat. Handa ka bang maranasan ang sarap na hinding hindi mo makakalimutan? Ito ang lalaking kayang gawing langit ang buong gabi, si Zan The Ultimate Pleasure.

Isang gobernador na sugatan ang puso, dahil sa mga nakaraang pagtataksil ng kanyang dating nobya. Ay binigyan ng tungkulin na alagaan ang apo ng kanyang mahal na yaya. Ang inaasahan niyang simpleng gawain ay naging isang bagyo ng damdamin nang makilala niya si Aya, isang nakakaakit na dalaga.

Cannon will always be Cannon, he treat all women as 'ready to throw themselves to him' and never pick girls to f ck when you passed his taste in f cking, and Claudia will never be an exception, a woman who will give a big contribution to beat this one organization who really wants him dead. At siya bilang madre ay hindi niya magiging problema, he just want her to get laid, f cking her will be his way of mocking his foe. A clan who has this traditional of ' marrying your own relatives', and he never expect that planning to get her will be pain in his angry ' little bird'. Will Cannon still stick the idea that she's only a captive and nothing more?

Mia was hopeless. She was starting to believe that life after college was so cruel for someone like her. Puro rejected ang job applications at wala na halos makain until she found belongingness with strangers in an online world Diamond Hub. Sa isang iglap, nakakalimutan niya na ang problema niya. Sa isang iglap, pinag-aagawan na pala siya.

“Walang iba doon, dahil ang totoo, mas importante yang kabit mo kaysa sa lahat ng bagay! You always put your mistress in the first line! Lola ko ang usapan dito, Harvey! She is literally your in-law kaya bakit hindi mo kayang bayaran ang mga tao sa presinto gayong ginagawa mo naman iyon tuwing kailangan ng kabit mo ang dugo ko?!” “I said don’t call her that—” “Why? Iyon naman talaga ang dapat itawag diyan sa babaeng 'yan, ah?! A fvcking mistress—” “Shut up!” Napatalon sa gulat si Jessa sa sigaw ni Harvey sa kanya. Jessa did everything to be a perfect wife to her husband, but even though she did everything, it still wasn’t enough because what mattered to her husband was his mistre

Nadurog ang puso ni Analyn nang matuklasan niya ang relasyon ng nobyo niyang si Josh at ng matalik niyang kaibigang si Cristina ilang araw na lang bago ang kasal niya sa binata. And the worst of all, binaliktad pa siya ng dalawa at pinalabas na siya ang nagloko para hindi masira ang imahe ng mga ito. Brokenhearted, she went to a resort and spent one week there to pick up the broken pieces of her life. Sa pananatili niya sa resort ay nakilala niya ang isang gwapo at matipunong lalaki— si Romano Silerio. Dahil sa labis na pighati ay nagpakalasing siya sa resort hanggang sa nagising na lang siya nang sumunod na araw sa hotel suite ng binata, naked and feeling the soreness in between her thigh

Sofia is an editor known for her discipline and closed-off heart. Theo, the bestselling romance novelist she’s assigned to, is charming, intuitive, and dangerously flirtatious. As they revise scenes together late at night, the tension between them grows—blurring the line between fiction and real desire.

Synopsis: Ysella Mireya’s life turns upside down when her brilliant yet obsessive professor, Ildren, takes an unsettling interest in her. As fear, desire, and secrets collide, she must navigate his controlling attention, her own emotions, and the fine line between protection and obsession.

BOOK 1- The Billionaire's Jobless Wife (COMPLETED) BOOK 2 Loving My Billionaire Kuya (ONGOING) She lost her job. He lost his fiancée. When a desperate teacher becomes The Billionaire’s Jobless Wife, a contract meant for convenience soon tests the line between love, lies, and survival.