Corny Pick Up Line Jokes

Rules. Kills. Ranks. Masks. Betrayals. Liars. Secrets. Haxielle Devi Grim, the secret heir of the biggest Mafia Organization- Grim Line Corporation. A typical selfish brat, cold, pyscho and troublemaker was- once again expelled because of her mistake. Her father Hades Grim sent her to their own school that has been kept as a secret to her for many years.She has one mission. Know the hidden secrets of her family and her own.Magagawa niya bang malaman lahat ng sikreto or everything will turn into dust? Welcome to Elyxir Academy!Would you like to kill?

Love? I don't know about that. That is the line you would always hear from a person who simply just wants to kill a topic about the word 'love'. Playing as it seems but it is indeed just the truth. You hear every stories you can get from people who are inlove. Starting from sharing stories down to sharing cupcakes. But what if you're the one who get to tell your own word of love? And it don't end well. Would it still be a masterpiece? Two chairs. Two students. Two books. Two lives. Would they still be two? What if the other one leaves?

Her name is Sapphire Emerald Maxine Lopez. Ang hahaba ng mga pangalan nila di ba? Well it was because of their mom na talagang pinaghandaan ang mga pangalan nila. Their mother dreamed for the future of her two children pero hindi sumang-ayon sa kanya ang kapalaran. Sapphire or preferred to be called as Max is the opposite dream of her mother. She doesn't like girls stuff and even acting and dressing up like a man. Pero, hindi naman siya tomboy o kahit confused man lang. Alam niya na babae siya, nagkataon lang na panlalaki ang interes niya. She built her car remodeling business na unti-unting umani ng pansin sa loob lang ng isang taon. Life is amazing as she think about it. Meet Chase Luke Racinni the only son of one of the richest family in the world. All the girls will line up in just a single snap of his fingers. A womanizer, Casanova and a heartbreaker, name it, he all has it. He doesn't like to see his competitors, especially when he learned that some of his clients, made their cars remodeled from a small company called Transformers Inc. His own brand of cars has been remodeled and he could not accept it. So what he did is, he destroyed it. In just one night, Max's remodeling company kissed the ground to it's downfall without knowing the real reason. Paano kung magtagpo ang kanilang mga landas sa isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari? The circle of fate started to change when the two of them met. Pero paano na lang kung malaman ni Max na ang itinuturing niyang mabait at matulungin na kaibigan na nagkataon na gusto pa niya ay siyang dahilan ng pagbagsak ng niya?

Chrisanya Evangelista is wicked to the core. She's a certified man hater and is known to be ruthless to people she doesn't like—especially men—except to her four friends Kyra, Alexa and Tora, but then Adam Zhymian enters the picture, he looks like a nobody but is actually the secret husband of Sanya. Sanya wants to protect her wealth, her reputation and most specially—her heart. In this game of love, who will win? They say there's a thin line between love and hate, will Adam be able to tear down her walls and win her heart? Or will she leave him with a broken heart?

She is fire, danger, and everything forbidden. He is ice, innocence, and everything pure. Zara Montenegro is the definition of wild—unapologetic, bold, and used to getting whatever she wants. When she sets her eyes on Elian Santos, the shy and soft-spoken gentleman who looks like he has never sinned in his life, she makes it her mission to corrupt him. From public teasing to intimate nights, she pushes his limits until the line between right and wrong disappears. But what starts as a game of pleasure turns into something deeper, proving that sometimes, the wildest hearts belong to the gentlest souls.

Aireen Cassandra Montes is the only daughter at tagapagmana ng isa sa pinakamalaking shipping line sa buong mundo,the Montes International Shipping Line Private Limited or mas kilala sa tawag na MISL Limited... Tulad ng nakagawian ng mga mayayamang magulang sa kanilang mga anak,isa din siya sa ipinagkasundo ng kaniyang ama na ipakasal sa anak ng kasosyo nito na ni pangalan ay hindi niya alam.. Galit at poot ang nararamdaman niya sa kaniyang ama sa pagmamanipula sa buhay niya kung kaya isang plano ang nabuo sa isip niya and that is.....to RUNAWAY..!! Tobias Craig Lewis owned a construction company, a CEO of his own empire, ang hindi alam ng iba na hindi lamang negosyo ang ikinabubuhay nito, anak s'ya ng isang mafia,mayaman,ma impluensya at may mataas na antas sa alta sosyodad. Sanay s'ya na nakukuha ang lahat ng gusto lalo na ang mga babae.Sa kanilang magkakaibigan siya ang naturingang "playboy" dahil sa kabilaan ang mga babae niya,but he doesn't have any girlfriend, dahil sa isang babaeng matagal niya nang kinababaliwan. Their parents arrange their marriage. Ginawa niya ang lahat mapasakamay lamang ito,ngunit kahit ganon pa man mahigpit ang pagtatanggi nito sa kaniya para siya pakasalan. Paano niya makukuha ang loob ng babaeng tinatangi ng kaniyang puso?Matutugunan kaya ang kaniyang pagmamahal dito ?Paano niya ito napilit to marry a mafia like him ?

Mafia Academy Series 1 (Book 1 of Red Duology) Kaytlyn Santiago only hates three things in life: rain, cliffs, and her second name. At a very young age, she had already experienced being kidnapped and tortured, pressured and forced into a life she never wanted in the first place. Kayt lived her life carrying all the hardships alone and blaming herself for the death of her mother. She'd already gone through any possible form of pain, making her heart numb and as cold as ice. She chose to build those walls around her that no one could ever break and wear the mask that was almost as perfect as a white lie. But her life changed when she entered the academy. She never once thought that someone would find a way to break those walls she built in. In a battle where she has to choose between her happiness and her family, who should it be, and was it worth taking the risk? She only has one chance, and the future lies in her hands. She mustn't pick the wrong choice. One decision can change everything. One wrong move and the game is over. *** Disclaimer: This story is written in Tagalog-English.

Alejandro was always favoured by their father while Antonello is his mother's favourite. Alessandro was no one's favourite even though he is perfect in every way. The classic forgotten middle child syndrome. The sense of belongingness was strong but he also knows that he won't get it from the Gambinos for reasons unknown. Still, he trained the same way as his brother and he did all the dirty work for him. Alessandro draw the line when he came home one day and found his brother married Gabriella. He left the family when he realized that no matter what he does, he will never be one of them.

There's a famous catchphrase since time immemorial: The more you hate, the more you love. Alam ni Dennis na iba siya kompara sa ibang mga lalaki. Imbes na sa babae, sa lalaki siya nakakaramdam ng kakaiba. At may lihim siyang pagtingin sa isa sa mga barkada niya, kay Ervin. Subalit hindi niya ito sinasabi kahit kanino man dahil alam niyang ang taong gusto niya'y may iba ng mahal. Kaya mas lalo siyang determinado na itago sa binata ang kakaibang nararamdaman niya rito. Sa hindi inaasahan, may nakaalam ng kanyang sikreto sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. Raymond, the man who hates his guts. All this man do is to pick on his faults that sometimes, he wants to punch his stupid face. Well, the feeling is mutual. He equally hates the other. But then, Raymond's attitude turned 180°. Kung dati, nararamdaman niya ang inis nito sa kanya, ngayon, si Dennis na mismo ang nagugulat na to the rescue si Raymond tuwing may problema siya. Akala niya ba ayaw nito sa kanya? Wait, this is not a story about love. Maybe?

Denise Merculio is a student of the Faculty of Law at the university at cheerleader din siya sa college, habang si Nathaniel Hudson naman ay ang pinakapopular na lalaki sa campus, miyembro ng soccer at music club. Si Denise ay napilitang kumbinsihin si Nathaniel para magpanggap na boyfriend niya ito upang makatakas kay Adrian, ito ang kanyang fiancé na may romantic feelings para sa kanya. Habang lumilipas ang panahon, unti-unti nang naging totoo ang kanilang nararamdaman. However, the line between what is real and what is pretend started to blur, causing confusion between the two as something grows between them.